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Gordo starts shouting at everyone to keep their calm! Stay cool goddamit just calm down don't freak out WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Michel tells him to be quiet in the kitchen. LOL. Then he circles him and gives him the death stare. This guy is a piece of work. He tells us that if Gordo gets in his way tonight, he swears to God he will make him PAY. Back in the kitchen, Gordo flicks his head and says NO. The first round of customers were served without incident, but now it's time for the food critic.

After the critic finishes choking and spitting out her tuna, Sammy puts on her English high tea accent and asks her if she has any feedback for her because the kitchen wants to know. TACKY!!! The critic says the tuna was way over seasoned. Couldn't you tell when she was choking on it a second ago? Jane takes the news to the kitchen and puts it as gently as possible. "She hates her food!" Michel, who personally over salted the fish, uses this as an excuse to get rid of the new menu.

He goes up to the critic's table and asks if she will give him a chance to prepare her his signature deesh. She waves him off, but he won't leave until he gets a yes. She wipes the spit off her face and sighs. It's gonna be a long night. Gordo, who is all yelled out for the moment, just puts his head in his hands when Michel says he's gonna make his nasty ass filet. When it comes up in the window, though, Gordo says he refuses to let it go out. Michel ignores him so Gordo storms out of the kitchen, done. Michel yells after him about how his menu sucked and Julia Child wouldn't have even let him get to second.

After being reminded that he's paid a million smacks per finished episode, Gordo comes back into the kitchen for a revenge rant. Michel says that his menu was crap and how dare he try to outcook the Best Chef in Ventura County, 1982? Gordo loses it and puts his finger in his face, and screams as loudly as possible the worst things he could shout with a food critic in the house. "You cook like a pig! Your kitchen is filthy! If it's your kitchen then clean it you lazy fuck!" Michel's answer? "NO!" HAHAHAHA. The critic and the real people all hear him, and why they didn't break into applause is beyond me. Best KN moment of the season. When he's done dragging what's left of Frenchie's reputation through the mud, Gordo storms out. Again.

Sorry to break this to you, hon, but we can still see you.

There are three minutes left in the episode. Miracle Time! Gordo cools off and comes back to the kitchen. For no reason, Michel agrees to not serve his crap dish and stick with the new menu. The food critic calls the new dish brilliant and gives a rousing speech about how anyone can cook and rats are people too. Michel walks around the dining room and asks the real people how they enjoyed their food. They volley around words like "brilliant!" "exquisite!" "best food God himself ever put on the Earth!" Michel, completely offended, asks the hostess if people really liked it and she says they loved it. He wants to be sure....dude, what part of brilliant don't you hear? He's offended that people like his place now, but glad he sold over three thousand dollars tonight.

He apologizes to Ramsay and admits that he was wrong. Huh? Where'd this guy come from? He smiles and I get sick to my stomach. I liked the venomous possum face better. In two and a half minutes, the restaurant has become profitable, Jane has become manager, or as she refers to the new title, "Head Bitch", and Michel and Ramsay have kissed and made up. The End.

Epilogue: I don't buy it.

What do you want to bet this fat bastard is right where he was before, covered in spit?

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