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Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Every Ending is a New Opportunity to Famewhore

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! This week on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Ho White confirms she is indeed knocked up, albeit with what may turn out to be the most famesucking Kartrashian of them all. The thing is still in fetal stage and already is grabbing tabloid headlines.

I can only assume this is what the first ultrasound pic looked like.

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Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Apocalypse Now

***And please, a round of applause for one of your two Auditiongasm faves, HappyHousewife with the final two epis of Kardashians!!

This week on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Apocalypse Now. The world is ending. A Kardashian is procreating.

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What a cute little baby, look, she has Mommy's eyebrows!

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Auditiongasm: Round One: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami

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This week on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, it's AUDITIONGASM!!

Throughout the next few days, we'll be posting all of the Round One submissions. Please read the four recaps, vote for your favorites, and leave comments to guide your possible future recappers in the direction you'd like to see them go. Remember, this is your site so choose wisely!

Questions? Shoot me mail at Flipit75@gmail.com. Thanks to everyone who entered!

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Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: "Part-time Homosexuality" Must Die!

Previously on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, the ass fairy Kim came to "visit" her sisters who were in dire need of some "PR" (that sentence sounds raunchy doesn't it?) Also, Terrence J fulfilled his wildest dream: Have a make-out session on TV with a "thick" girl. Don't worry buddy...sooner or later, all of this will be all yours.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll yours

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Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: This isn't about Kim...at all!!! Nope, not about Kim!

Welcome to Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. How did I end up recapping this show? S-e-n-i-o-r-i-t-y...and karma. Please, don't feel bad for me.

Interesting fact: I googled "Kardashian" and "cure for cancer" and I only got 22,700 hits. I googled "Kardashian" and "whore" and got 10,800,000 hits. Lovely! If it isn't annoying families like the ones on The Great American Road Trip, it's whores! ARGH! FML! Score count for this show: -30...without actually watching the show yet. That part comes after the jump.