Flipit,
Who is this recapping person? This is really the most boring recap I've ever read on this site.
Snark, cynicism, sarcasm I adore. Stupid puns and needless viciousness aren't funny - they're boring.
Pardon me for being frank.

Sorry...I have to agree with SpaceVenus. Did not enjoy the first episode recap either.

Damn. You really stupid aren't you. "Craptacular" Scott Storch? Can you explain? Have you ever looked at his resume and what he's responsible for producing? I'd say alot more than you ever have and will Mr Blogman. You have no idea how talented this guy is. He's done stuff for R.O.O.T.S, Dre, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera and that's like 4 of hundreds of artists.

I worked at Hit Factory in June to July and he's the coolest guy to work for. I was an intern there for summer. He's always wanting to help bring out the best in workers, artists, etc. He's tough to work for and could be pretty harsh sometimes but I learned so much for my own good.

He hasn't had his dick rubbed in a while huh? How do you know? Has it been in your mouth lately?

The guy has a steady girlfriend who is GORGEOUS latina singer AND dimes on the side. I know this for a fact because they always come in to bring him lunch when he's breaking from his session and they ALWAYS close the door behind them.

He's not a playboy? Okay. Why don't you google Tamara Sky which is one of his most current exes (he's peformed with her, too) & tell me if she looks anything like your girlfriend or remotely like anything you've ever banged?

Girls love him. Deal with it. He isnt broke. I saw checks coming through for 500 grand working there in his name. 500 grand in 1-2 weeks ain't broke. Stop listening to the "Craptastic" stuff you read in US Weekly. He did not buy lindsay lohan any Rolex. He bought her a friendship ring that was worth only a couple stacks not a million. You know, a couple stacks? What you need to work your ass off for and what Scott puts in the G-strings of local strippers.

Get a life.

Sheesh people lighten up! I can't imagine having to recap this garbage -- my sympathies are with you Tyrah. Seems someones fan base must read the gasm and took it a little too seriously.

Well my stars, we're all a bit huffy this week. I'm ramping up to give MY OPINION and we wouldn't want to slam me for giving it and risk being close-minded would we?

Personally, I thought the recap was fantastic. Polishing a turd such as this vapid bucket of shit can't be easy. Tyra has never disappointed.

Speaking of buckets of shit, I was hoping never to lay eyes on that useless little Storch boy ever again in my life. "Producing" skills be damned, that tool is visually disturbing. I'm sure he hits the Record button better than most, (and I've never had the opportunity to work with or for him, so this is strictly an outsider's opinion) but the lady sunglasses and the attitude just reek of the Emperor's New Clothes.

I don't get it.

And if that doughy dork is getting tang, my bet is she masturbates to E News Weekend and buys into everything Hollywood. There is a multitude of women who would shag a dude, barring all sense of self-respect, just because of his name or the size of his lady-glasses. Again, it's just MY OPINION, but I still don't get it.

Here's hoping the K-sisters' 15 minutes has hit the 14.5 mark.

Visually disturbing? Well apparently the hoards of women he gets dont seem to think so and what do YOU look like?

Its easy to think that fame and money brought on the girls but Scotts always had luck with beautiful women. He's a sweetheart and girls go for that sort of thing. The mother of his first son is a nice and drop dead beautiful woman that he nailed at 15. Not bad for a visually disturbing guy. I'm serious, she's stunning. I'm not playing.

You don't want to see him anymore? Well get used to it. He signed on for a new reality series. lol.

See that's the thing. You have to look past the "lady glasses" and his image. That shit isn't even him. He's a nice person, trust me a corny dork even.

You say "sweetheart," I say visually disturbing. Don't get ruffled because I don't find him in the least bit attractive. Doughy white boys with assenine fashion sense don't and WON'T ever do anything for me. Due to the fact that my own experience is purely through a box on the wall...sadly that's all I can use to judge. He's fine with it, I promise.

But because of your rabid insistence that he is indeed a decent human being, I will totally take your word for it and adjust my idea of him (as a person) accordingly. He obviously made such a huge impact on you that you're willing to stick up for him in this forum. Hell, if you're not the mother of his "first" son, maybe you're number 3 or 4? Valiant gentleman indeed.

Is "nailing" someone at 15 an accomplishment you think brings out the best in a young man? Your choice of words somewhat handicaps your argument.

And what do I look like? While it's true I don't look like Mr. Storch, the boys I 'nail' tend to call me "k377442hotti" and that should speak for itself.

P.S. (While your choice of words above may have sabotaged your case, re-reading your comment I find that your choice of the phrase "corny dork" actually makes me kinda like the guy. I can embrace a man who wears those glasses because of the corn factor and runs with it...just not those who take themselves so seriously. Well played.)

So merely because you find someone unattractive you can call them craptacular and make fun of them for other reasons when you know nothing of them? Sorry maybe I did go overboard but I have personal experience with him. You'd probably do the same if you saw someone talking out of their ass about a good person you know. He's not perfect but he tries to be a good person just like most of us.

"Nailing" was my comment not Storch's so how does that kill my argument? It doesn't. It has no reflection on him whatsoever. He didn't say it. It was young love. He "nailed" her at 15 and yeah, it's an accomplishment if you saw how amazing she is in her mid 30s. I can just imagine what she was like as a young girl. Not only that, but she's a nice girl and she and Scott take care of the kid.

I just can't stand all the hate for this guy just because he looks "funny". Yeah, he's pretty corny. He's a jewish kid who grew up in Florida. He wanted to be a wedding piano player when he grew up. You can't get any cornier than that.

If I remember correctly, my first exposure to the guy was somehow via Paris Hilton. That definitely left a HIDEOUS taste in my mouth...as do all things PH. (i.e. Kimberly Stewart, Cisco Adler, that greasy fat unemployed guy who verbally attacked Lindsay Lohan..firecrotch etc. etc.) I can't even remember the show...?...or was it the younger (older) Lohan's singing career? That whole clan is so reprehensible it's what makes these recaps enjoyable. They're getting their money, I might as well get MY opinion. Truth be told, I HATE the music...meaning if I see someone acting douchey and actually MAKING that music...craptacular comes to mind, yes. (And I said "buckets of shit" if you remember correctly).

I don't understand his 'talent' and unfortunately the first thing I saw was him being an assclown so opinion opined. The end. If he's a good guy and is good to his woman and kid(s)...then more power to him. I dare say he's not losing any sleep over some chick in the Midwest who's not impressed. Here's hoping he's too busy boning his hot girlfriend(s) to be on my tv set again. (A new reality show notwithstanding).

jennie2hottie - if you don't like want they say about him, don't read it. Simple as that. I'm sorry your life is so boring you get stuck defending a douche