Good evening ladies and gentlemen! This week on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Ho White confirms she is indeed knocked up, albeit with what may turn out to be the most famesucking Kartrashian of them all. The thing is still in fetal stage and already is grabbing tabloid headlines.
This episode also brings to us the end of this glorious first season of K&K Do Miami. Our heroes, the aforementioned Ho White and her sidekick Skanderella, have banged all the humans (and possibly livestock, although that's off the record) they could bang, drank all the free bottles clubs could provide, and hawked all the diet products they could make money off, so it is back to La La Land for them.
We open tonight's infestation by joining Skankderella at her last taping of her radio show, Khloe After Dark. Joining her are her sidekick, Terrence J, and her boss, Michael, who you might know as some dude on E! I didn't, but maybe you do.
They are bidding our Skanky farewell, telling her how amazing it was working with her, describing her as a breath of fresh air. They must believe that flattery will keep her from devouring them whole after they go off air. She signs off with a "Bye, Bitches...." Oh Skanky, how I love it when you talk dirty to me. It totally helps me puke up those 17 cookies I wish I hadn't eaten in a hormomal rage.
To Skanky, the end of her radio show is just the beginning for her newfound media career. Fortunately for us, she realizes she is not an actress or a model, but does enjoy hosting and listening to herself talk and could see herself with her own talk show some day. Well, if Tyra can do it, I suppose anyone can.
The guys must have escaped being Skanky's dinner, because when we reconvene in DASH Miami after the repulsive opening credits, the floor is not covered in bloody carcasses. Instead, my girls Skanks and Ho White are discussing business with their pretend employees. The store manager, who looks like she failed out of Central Tampa Community College after getting caught sucking off the Pre-Algebra prof for a passing grade, informs them that Dash Miami is doing better than the Calabasas store, and everything is running smoothly. More than I can say for Skanks' tuck job, but that's neither here nor there. Skanky and HW never planned on being permanent STD statistics in Miami, once the store was up and running, they want to go back to California, and it looks like now is the time.
Strip-ager assures HW and Skanks she can handle the store for them, no prob. She is responsible and ready to skim the till lead the team in their absence. They all come up with an idea to throw a going away party at the Ugly Stepsisters' penthouse before K & K head back to LA. 40's of Mickey's all around!
Speaking of the penthouse, we find Ho White there discussing her delicate state with her baby daddy, Prince Smarming.
HW is on the phone in the bathroom, telling PS that she hasn't made up her mind about the pregnancy when Skanky storms in, telling HW that she's ordering food and asking what she wants. Like HW can even grab a crumb without Skanky taking her arm off. Right. HW tries to blow Skanks off, but our Skanky is too clever for that shit and wants to know who she's on the phone with. HW's been keeping Skanks in the dark about her booty calls with the Prince, so she is none too pleased when she finds out who Ho White's been talking to. Skanky reads HW the riot act, telling her she is not going to let her ruin her life by getting back with Princey for the 847th time. Oh, if only she knew.....
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Comments (2)
Can somebody tell me what year Scott DIsiCK's hairstyle was popular?
1 of 2 | Posted by Considerthis | Posted on October 8, 2009 6:47 AM
I think his particular cut is called "frat-boy-that-will-slip-a-mickey-in-your-beer-when-you're-taking-a-piss." Very popular in Paris this year:)
2 of 2 | Posted by happy.housewife | Posted on October 8, 2009 10:40 AM