Friday Afternoon Laguna Fun - 
by B-Side
From left to right: Jeff, Taylor, Talan, Jessica, Cedric, Morgan, Dieter, Alex M., Casey, Stephen, LC, Kristin, Jason, Alex H.
This photo of the Laguna Beach cast at the VMAs has been floating around for some time, but it made me wonder. Based on this picture, what awards would these kids win?
Winner, Most Hollywood: Cedric
Winner, Most Gay Hollywood: Jason
Winner, Most Wannabe Hollywood: Stephen
Winner, And You Are? Jeff
Winner, Best Pregnancy: Alex H.
Winner, Best Alex M. Impersonation: Jessica
Winner, Best Pornstar Impersonation: Alex M.
Winner, Best Tagalong: Dieter
Winner, Best Peak of Her Life: Casey
Winner, Best Future Housewife: Taylor
Winner, Why Are You Front And Center? Morgan
Winner, Why Are You Back There? LC
Winner, Most Wishing He Was In the Front Row: Talan
Winner, Most Likely To Drop All These Fools: Kristin
Comments
Winner, Best Looking Cast Member: Jessica's Boobs
Posted by: jess with no breasts : ( | October 28, 2005 5:32 PM(#1 of 30)
B-Side you are THE BEST!!! I love the best pregnancy and best pornstar impersonation!
Posted by: Emily | October 28, 2005 6:31 PM(#2 of 30)
Just look at how Alex is holding Casey's arm. Roz is taller than half the guys!
Posted by: Emily | October 28, 2005 6:33 PM(#3 of 30)
best pornstar is casey bside you know that!
and best tag along is alex h :p
Posted by: sadie | October 28, 2005 6:38 PM(#4 of 30)
I think BSide judged the awards precisely! Taylors is the BEST.
I can sooo see her in 20yrs looking like Talans Mom.
Posted by: HineyHo | October 28, 2005 6:52 PM(#5 of 30)
Wait!! Did I miss something, is Roz preggers?
Posted by: Steph | October 28, 2005 8:05 PM(#6 of 30)
send me a Jessica's video
Posted by: Luis Rivera | October 28, 2005 9:19 PM(#7 of 30)
Hey,
Just found your site, it's beyond fabulous : )
Thanks so much!
Holla!
~Faraji
Posted by: Faraji | October 29, 2005 2:52 AM(#8 of 30)
Too funny I definatley think Stephen is such a wannabe it's so sad. And Kristin looks like she is above all these people and she's just taking the picture cause they promised her another new car for it.
Posted by: Hes1223 | October 29, 2005 7:05 AM(#9 of 30)
I've gotta say I'm addicted to your site! I found it while I was searching for LB summaries during Katrina. We had internet but no cable, so this site kept me informed. I still need to see some eps on reruns (where's the marathon), but I know everything going on. I just have to say that I still check this site even though I've got cable back!!!
Posted by: Tara | October 29, 2005 11:55 AM(#10 of 30)
Steven taking a bong hit on college humor, too funny.
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1618686/
Posted by: J | October 29, 2005 12:35 PM(#11 of 30)
"Winner, Best Looking Cast Member: Jessica's Boobs"
God, isn't that the truth!
Posted by: Courtney | October 29, 2005 8:11 PM(#12 of 30)
Why is LC shoved in the back? You can barely see her. She just looks like a floating head.
Posted by: Diane | October 30, 2005 8:00 AM(#13 of 30)
Ha ha hilarious. the awards were spot on!
B-side i seriously think I have a crush on you!
Posted by: Sam | October 30, 2005 3:31 PM(#14 of 30)
look at jason's hand on kristens behind Roz' back.. heh
Posted by: Punky | October 31, 2005 2:51 AM(#15 of 30)
lol, Roz seriously does look pregnant.. wtf
Posted by: word | October 31, 2005 2:52 AM(#16 of 30)
Damn..EVERYBODY is grabbin at Roz's ass!
Posted by: Taz | October 31, 2005 6:38 AM(#17 of 30)
And Casey didn't win Best Pornstar because...? You know that had to be a crushing defeat.
I mean, just look at her pose, and her left hand for God's sake. Stephen should eternally thank her for making him look that well hung.
ha!
Posted by: ha! | October 31, 2005 7:56 AM(#18 of 30)
Good catch, ha! That's even more impressive girth than, uh, our President demonstrated in the now-infamous flight suit photos (back during the aircraft carrier/"Mission Accomplished" photo op).
Posted by: wowsa | October 31, 2005 10:11 AM(#19 of 30)
Anyone see the Punk'd previews for this season? It looks like Kristen is getting punk'd. I can't wait!!!
Posted by: Amy | October 31, 2005 10:11 AM(#20 of 30)
B-Side you truly are amazing!
Your comments will have me craking up all day!!!!!
Kristen's getting punked??Languna Beach member and The Gorgeous Ashton Kuthcer all in one show i almost can't take it!!!!!
Posted by: ivapbj | October 31, 2005 10:37 AM(#21 of 30)
Oh man, these kids really are being launched into stardom.
We'll look back in 20 years in awe that we followed these kids around at all.
Posted by: Diane | October 31, 2005 12:00 PM(#22 of 30)
On the preview last night, Kristen was like crying. They must have got her good. I cannot wait!!!!
Posted by: Amy | October 31, 2005 1:20 PM(#23 of 30)
jeff should be Most Gay Hollywood. he looks like such a dork. and for real... why is LC in the back?! whats up with that.. anyway.. i missed tonites episode... waitin on the recap
Posted by: manDa | October 31, 2005 8:34 PM(#24 of 30)
What night is the Punkd show with Kristen on? Did I miss it?
Posted by: jp | October 31, 2005 8:39 PM(#25 of 30)
how did cedric not get the award for "best GAY hollywood"? he was robbed...and by the way, what is wrong with roz's face? it's huge...
Posted by: mondo259er | October 31, 2005 9:50 PM(#26 of 30)
De-lurking now to beg you to HURRY UP with tonight's crazy episode's recap.
I think Jason may have more than one personality in his head...he seems almost convinced of his own lies!
Posted by: Sandy | November 1, 2005 1:58 AM(#27 of 30)
Uhh, I think you have Alex M.'s award wrong...try "Best Male Impersonation: Alex M"
But hey, pornstar was pretty good too!
P.S. You rock and I'm addicted to your recaps!
Posted by: Kristin | November 2, 2005 11:37 AM(#28 of 30)
I know...Alex looks like a tranny!
Posted by: Allison | November 2, 2005 11:39 AM(#29 of 30)
agreed with up there jessica has some sweet titties....
and jason is without a doubt gay hollywood...and i agree with what you said about steven.....who the f**k goes to college and comes back for a highschool "get togethers"
guess it was to much coke.....crack adict
Posted by: Blaice | November 16, 2005 1:57 PM(#30 of 30)