Yes, after last week's eventful tryst in San Diego, Laguna Beach returned to its titular locale, but just because we were back to our cove by the sea didn't mean things were all the same. Oh no. Tessa apparently had fallen back in love with Cameron after their lip-locked antics, as evidenced by the opening narration where she monotonously bleated, "I... like... him... so... much..."

The narration also clued us in on another stunning development: Kyndra might not be on the open market for much longer. "Kyndra was about to fall back on the only guy who could put her in her place: her much older ex-boyfriend, Tyler." OMG! Much older ex-boyfriend Tyler! This would surely rock the foundation of the world as we know it!

Well, as the show opened up, we found Kyndra and Cami dressed like aspiring Pussycat Dolls and sitting on a couch together. The two babbled about whatever, and Kyndra revealed that Much Older Ex-Boyfriend Tyler had called her. Cami was clearly not happy about this (the only news she wanted to hear was when the Ring-Ding truck would be coming to town again). Apparently Kyndra and Much Older Ex-Boyfriend Tyler were not a match made in heaven. There was an "Ex" in there for a reason. But alas, Cami could sense that her Master was leaning towards welcoming Tyler back into her life, and there was not much she could do about it.

"Do whatever you want to do," Cami said.

"WHAT?" Kyndra suddenly snapped. "I'll do what I want!" Yes, Kyndra, she just said that. Hence Cami saying "Do whatever you want to do."

Cami then predicted that Kyndra would just wind up dumping Tyler again, but Kyndra said it would all depend on which restaurant he took her to for dinner. This was followed by general snickering, as if to say, "Aren't we so wickedly devilish?" and then with little ado, it was off to the opening credits. Afterwards, we went to Rocky's house (located, we're told, in a neighborhood in Laguna called "Top of the World." She WOULD live on top of the world!).

Anyway, Rocky and Tessa slunk around the kitchen, whining about dinner to Raquel's mom. I'm personally shocked that Tessa didn't put in a DVD request for later that night. You just know she's dying to watch Firewall with Rocky's parents. Nevertheless, we learned that Cameron -- he of the giant veneers -- would be having a birthday party that weekend, and when Rocky's mom asked the girls if they'd be going, a giggling Tessa suddenly gushed, "I hooked up with him in San Diego!" You know what they say: birds of a bland feather flock together!

Amazingly, Raquel's mom seemed to be slightly interested in this romantic entanglement, and she asked, "Is he what you guys call the player type?" Oh you kids with your newfangled slang! "Player?" That is hilarious! Someone should tell Leno!

Rocky then laughed at her mom and made the evening's most stunning observation: "He should be on Baywatch." Cameron and the Hoff together? Why, I think that sounds like a delightful idea. I would tune in happily! And by "tune in," I mean "bash my head in with a hammer." (Okay, who am I kidding? I'd totally watch.)

Speaking of Cameron, he and his new sidekick Nick W. were presently browsing for birthday guitars, occasionally testing them with a gentle strum. At one point, Cam found a guitar that he seemed to take a shine to, and in proper sidekick fashion, Nick commented, "I like how that one sounds!" He then added, "I am your loyal servant, Cameron. Your wish is my command."

"It's all for you, Lord Cameron. It's all for you."