Yes, this week's episode of Laguna Beach was chock full of drama once again. Funny how this season's finally starting to heat up with only a few episodes left. Too bad. I guess this is all just a giant setup for next season, assuming there is one (ratings this year have been like totally in the toilet, omg!). Anyway, as per the tradition, the Spring Break episode delivered its usual drama, and even though most of it centered around the chronically uninteresting Kyndra and her romantic woes, the show still managed to be highly entertaining. I guess we can thank Breanna, Lexie, Derek, and even Kelan for stepping up and providing some hot and heavy action (or lack thereof). And I guess if we're thanking Breanna, we should really be thanking ourselves. After all, it was J-Unit and I who liberated Breanna from a closet in her basement -- thus precipitating her high profile return to Laguna Beach. Ew! Don't sneer at us! It was like totally a joke! OMG!

Anyway, this week's episode began with Kyndra packing for Cabo Wabo. Apparently home schoolers get a Spring Break too (and yes, Kyndra is home schooled). Coming over to watch her pack was none other than Cami -- as if it could be anyone else. We all know that the most sacred ritual of sidekick-dom is watching a Master pack. Cami gladly rose to the challenge, taking a spot on the bed and observing as Kyndra lifted up an item and scoffed, "bebe's. Like, what the hell? Since when did they get cute stuff?" Hey, stop attacking clothing you already own. Besides, if it's good enough for Mischa "bebe is a great brand for fashion forward women" Barton, it should be good enough for you, Kyndra.

bebe: the preferred apparel for awkwardness.

Anyway, once Kyndra was able to grasp the idea that bebe could manufacture visually appealing garments, she then moved onto more pressing topics: Tyler. Yes, the waifish boy who had apparently dumped Kyndra after Valentine's Day was now back in the picture, albeit, in a murky, mumbly sort of way. He'd been calling her incessantly, warning her not to hook up with people in Cabo. Even worse, from what we could gather from the conversation, it sounded like Tyler might actually be in Cabo too. Cami warned her Master (quite brazenly, I might add) that if the two of them argued all vacation long, then she would be super annoyed. Again, I was still wondering how this could all be since Tyler and Kyndra were supposed to be broken up. Then I realized I was spending entirely way too much time pondering the logistics of this stupid relationship and decided to simply move forward with my life.

"If Tyler stands in the way of my perfect Cabo trip, I don't even know what's going to happen," Cami warned. Yes, who knew what might happen if Tyler destroyed Cami's paradise. She might even say things on camera that she hadn't rehearsed beforehand. She was gonna get that crazy!