B-side, dude...welcome back...we've been jonesen for ya!!!

It's hard to believe Jason and LC actually do work it out. Seemed like it was done in this episode.

YES!!! FINALLY!!! YAYYAYYAY!

jason said "gucci", it means "cool" it was explained in a mtv overdrive clip

Thanks B-Side! Well worth the wait. I love Stephen's R2D2 sounds. LMAO!!

I wonder why Lo got no attention?

yay! i've been looking forward to this one!

LC was amazing. Jason deserved it all and more. i love her.

You are a riot. I think i love you.

Hey.I love LC she is exactly like me!She is the coolest chik ever!

Shoo. Not shoe.

Thank God, I was starting to have withdrawls, i must have checked this site 30 timee today for this recap.

b-side, why is this re-cap SO LATE and so NOT FUNNY?

i think you are the lamest writer on this site and should die a slow, un-humorous death and the mantle of laguna recaps should be passed on to EdHill.

though you are smart enough to read between the lines, i fear a majority of the commenters arent, so that was SARCASM.

i cannot bear to watch the show because it sucks, but your re-caps are, as always--like everything else on this site--hilarious.

^ Awesome. Laguna watchers are geniuses.

B-side - Yeah! I feel like a kid at Xmas, and I had to post this before I even read the recap, because I'm just so darn happy that you are here!

Oops, MY sarcastic comment was directed at Liza, a few posts above Jash's sarcastic comment.

Jash's was much funnier than mine anyway.

(Just adding to the 1000+ posts this blog will get!)

I heart your witty posts, but this was not as good as last weeks. Please keep them coming!

Loved the recap, but was a little sad to see you left out Stephen's comment to LC about Jason and Jessica going out on a hot date. I was also sad to see you left out when Jessica told Jason to call LC. I thought it was a big step for the future star of fatal attraction.

Hey bside welcome back, great recap as usual, although i was pretty disappointed with this episode. I wonder why Lo was not on camera AT ALL....and lC sounded like crap the entire episode. I hope next weeks season finale is exciting!

Thank God....I've been waiting for this recap!!! Don't ever be this late again!

B-Side, I cannot wait until you recap this week's double installment of Amazing Race. I find my self saying- I can't wait until I see what B-Side thinks about it whenever a Griever does another boner move or beseeches Jesus for another "ya gotta help us". You are my hero!

Desperate Housewives is soo much better than this show.

Finallyyyy. I thought you would have been a little tougher on Kristin this week...when she was leaving LC's and said something like "oh wait let me say...nevermind whatever." Classic Kristin. I already can't wait for next week. I have mixed feelings because I don't want this season to end but I know that we are in for the ultimate recap.

Kristin is an IDIOT..how rude to come to someone's house and ignore everyone...Kristin is OVERRATED! I like how LC handled Jason...you can't teach an old dog new tricks.....and I am really tired of looking at jessica...can't wait to see when she is older and her boobs are down to her waist.

YAY! I'm so happy u finally posted ur recap. Although this episode was sooooo boring, u managed to still make a decent recap. We're gonna miss u when LB is over b-side, recaps for other shows just aren't the same as these ones. I'm very sad now. :-(

my favorite moment of this episode was that jason took jessica's trash when she left his house. i loved it.
i loved the lo cameo, but naturally, i was upset it was so short since i believe she is the only normal one on the show (other than trey), which probably explains why they have no facetime.

and officially, i was on the line, i am on team lc. kristin said it best when she said, "i didn't have any fun, but then again i didn't even talk to lc." yeah, you're a bitch and you know it. i guess that works for you.

B-Side! Thank God you're back! I love you! So funny. Can't wait until next weeks episode. Should be a good one.

Me thinky EdHill jealous of the 800 + posts to B-Side's LB blog......hmmmmmm????? Love you both, but DH sucks this year, doncha think?

GO TAR!

wonderful. i thank you.

Each and everyone of you posting in response to this recap need to reevaluate your lives and where it is headed. This Laguna Beach dribble is not entertaining nor is the recap the slightest bit funny. May God have mercy on all of you. Although I am pretty sure you are all half way to hell by now. By the way save your rebutals for I do not understand herb.

I agree with PowerfulPoster except I don't blame you all for not having lives nor will I make fun of that fact. Dude recapping wasn't funny. You all sound like the type of people that go to Wal Mart in the morning to apply deoderant. Yall sound like the type of people that could get strangled with a cordless phone. Thank you.

God, this episode was boring. But hey, I didn't expect them to keep up the momentum from last episode.

Why was there so much artificial tension about Kristin going to LC's house, like they were going to see each other and it was going to be like the Ghostbusters vs. Zuul? However, Kristin's outright snubbing of LC (and everyone else) at the party was the one good part of this episode. And surprise, Stephen, the poster boy for 'useless', once again ditched LC for Kristin.

And yeah, LC, L.A. is such a small town. Totally. It'as not like there's 17,000,000 people in the metropolitan area or anything, no, small. Right.

And I don't understand why everyone is all like, "Yeah, this is gonna be our last time in Laguna, this is gonna be the last time I'll ever see these people". Yeah, it'll be the last time you see them until you all come back to Laguna for Arbor Day or whatever. These kids come back home every other weekend.

Crap, this episode was just a let down.
And next episode looks like a big yawnfest as well, another half hour of everyone going "Oh my god, I'm never going to see you again, whine whine whine, we're saying goodbye FOREVER!". Yeah, THAT'S exciting.

But maybe, just maaaaybe, that special surprise that MTV is promising will turn out to be Talan getting hit by a bus.

could you stop explaining why you call Alex H. Roz? I think we got it by now and those who haven't are late to the party so screw em anyway...

you're a funny bastard! and so is Ed Hill! In the words of Natasha Bedingfield, "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love youuuu"

When you think about it, that was a lame ass party. Jason probably suffered brain overload because he said more words than he did all season. Kristin not speaking to LC was rude and uncalled for.

-Im not available at the moment and by the looks of it i'll be out for a while leave a message after the beep-

B-Side, will you have sex with me and then recap it? That would be so gucci.

Welcome back, B-side! Thanks for the recap!

"Just go home now Jason. You got served."

Hillarious! Welcome back and great recap!

B, Amen to that. No more explanations of the inside jokes. Newbies can read back thru or just like you said screw em.

It's official. I am pathetic! I have checked this site, LIKE, 25 times in the past two days looking for this weeks recap. I guess this makes me a junkie, too. Maybe social services will come take my kids away. hhhmmmmm....

now I know why mommy doesnt have time for us. thats ok tho, i like step mom better.

These re-caps justify the existence of Laguna Beach: the show. I used to think I was alone in my thoughts of the slow-mindedness of Laguna. Thanks for putting the spin of humor into it all! I don't think anyone on the show has much to say. I do miss Trey because of that, even if he was outside of mainstream and not lovable by Laguna.

Please tell me your step mom doesn't look like Kelly Irvine-Reinhardt (Casey's......Uncle....er, I mean mom).

This would make me very sad for you, indeed!

Jen

omg this recap was way better than the actual episode.

...Not really sure what he meant by "Gucci," and honestly, with all the mumbling and bird tweeting, I'm not even positive he even said "Gucci." Sometimes my Jason-to-English translation capacity just isn't expansive enough. So standard...heehee...B-Side, I live for these posts.

Penny Farthing?! HI-LARIOUS! Best recaps ever! You can't beat a tvgasm recap on one of your guilty pleasures!

tow not toe, right?

Thank freakin God you posted, B-Side. I was going through serious withdrawal. Roz and Dieter's deceased, illegitimate love child was crawling on my ceiling.

First off, you missed something important. In their kitchen convo, Stinky-Girl-Parts Alex said "everyone needs to just get over Jason," and I heartily agree. Therefore, I will no longer post dumb stuff about J-Balls and will stick to actual comments and theories. Maybe.

One such theory is that: at some point this season, off camera of course, a mad scientist replaced Stephen's brain with Bobcat Goldthwait's. There is no other explanation for Stephen's inability to modulate the tone of his voice in exactly the same, incredibly annoying way. Either that or he is honing his retarded act for when he moves to LA and tries to get cast in "I Am Sam II: Still Sam."

I'm glad B-Side pointed out that, even while apologizing, J-Balls still couldn't complete a sentence and needed LC to help him? The poor girl ended up apologizing to herself just to keep the show moving.

JB: "I'm here to apologize for..."

LC: "Kissing another girl in front of me?"

And later...

JB: "This really sucks because I like you and what I did was..."

LC: "Dumb?"

Oh LC, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Also, I am so glad for the fact that Kristin and Roz went to LC's even when Jessica didn't want to go... even thought kristin didn't have the tenacity to even say hello to her host, the lovely LC.

Please give us a clip of Stephen's whirring, wheezing R2D2 noises!

LC was not a good hostesss. Just sitting their holding court at the VIP table. And why did she invite Kristin and forget to tell her about the proper party attire?

Jessica is always lying to make herself look good (always a great idea on reality TV). She told Roz and Kristin that Jason kissed her. Jessica leaned in first and Jason kissed her back.

I liked the episode, even though it was a little bit on the boring side, with not much happening till the last two minutes of the show. I will also have to admit I am liking Jessica not wearing a bra the last couple of episodes to see Breastisca walking around and chatting it up with J-whal......Going to miss Laguna when it leaves us next week.

I love LC! She is a G. But I have to admit, I can't believe she told Jason off like that, seeing as how she used to let Stephen walk over her. I think Jason learned his lesson, and she'll take him back. Besides they make such a cute couple

this episode was okay, not one of the better ones of the season though. this show is so stupid but so addicting!! and ps. these re-caps make my day. i literally laugh out loud by myself when i read them. keep up the good work man.

Thought the party was supposed to be a "big blow out" but instead there was like 10 people there, and almost all of them the regular cast members... are these really the cool kids??? Why cater for 10 people?

I thought it was so funny when Kristin and Roz arrived and Stephen practically ran out of his seat to go meet them. He gets on my nerves. He's like a sad little puppy that'll follow Kristin anywhere she goes.

I think Cedric said "Oh, you can go first, Lo", not love.

Anyways, Kristin is always bitchy and rude. It's not surprising she would come over there and not even say hi to LC, but just sit in a corner with Roz and her faithful pup Stephen.

Why is everone so mad at Kristin for party poaching Stephen anyway? He sounds like freakin Bobcat Goldthwait. Good riddance.

But I did appreciate Kristin's tiny jean skirt. Human beings cannot make skirts that short. We don't yet have the technology. Therefore, I believe her skirt was left on this planet by a highly advanced race of alien beings.

This episode was a big fat yawn.

B-Side, tell us about Jury Duty.
Who was there, what were they wearing & did Dieter get any face time?

BTW -

How funny is the still shot of J-Wahl sitting on his front stoop with the "Vacancy" sign hanging next to his head?

Sensing that their master was in low spirits, the girls revealed a personal mantra that may or may not have been stolen from Sex in the City: "When in doubt, shoe it out!" Sadly, a runaway train did not burst through the boutique and kill these girls at that second.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

haha 2 old...i was thinking the same thing about the vacancy sign...wondering if j-wahl's parents threw his sorry ass out.

It was a birdhouse -- with a vacancy sign! Do you think J Wahl's parent's odd choice in lawn ornaments drive his strange behaviour? (Birdhouse noo too Gucci"

dude, i don't think j-wahl is an idiot, i think he's stoned in every episode.

You don't think Jason's an idiot. Stoned in every episode -- duh -- with cameras every where ---- that's an idiot

Why is Deiter always so obsessed with hanging out at LC's house? He's the annoying kid from grade school who would hang out at the kid's house who had a pool, just so he could go in their pool. Leach.

hahaha, yeah, i was thinking the same thing b-side.... what happened to Lo being so cute? she really looked rough in this episode.

Aaron, please don't get me started. My Master is an idiot.

Someone just turned me on to this site and it's so lovely. I might add that we can all learn a lot from Kristin, like when you find yourself in an awkward situation (at a party thrown by your enemy) you can easily exit by talking on your cell phone, sidekick, or blackberry.

SO the episode was okay... I was thinking the whole time that LC's real intentions of inviting Kristin over to her house was just to embarass her and let her know how out of place she is... or maybe MTV just made her do it. Also, I think Jessica should be so embarassed after this season... she seriously became the town whore and now the whole nation knows it... poor girl

what i don't get is why LC is so peeved at jessica and jason? to normal people, jason kissing his ex would be deplorable, but didn't LC constantly chase and even hook up with steven when he was with kristin? kharma's a beyotch baby.

"It's gonna be so gnarly saying bye to everyone." -Ced
Ced- I second that notion- it's gonna be soooo gnarley when Laguna is dunzo. I felt some tears welling up watching the disintegration of the triumvirate (Kiki,Jess and Roz)in the season finale. Although I have to admit- I think I'm going to miss B-Side's recaps way more than the episodes themselves.

WELCOME BACK!!!

I was so excited to finally see your recap.. I seriously have an addiction to you, these people and the show..I'm gonna be so sad when the last episode airs.. What are we gonna do?? And how are we gonna fit in words like "Random" "gnarly"
"epic" and "Gucci" in our everyday lives..

u all make me sick. how dare u all complimentthe recap guy for his failed comedic babble. and acting like the guys absence actually afected ur lives? weiiiird..

The epi was just okay. It was nice that the drama calmed down a bit, but my most fav part of the show was @ the ending. When Jason and Jessica was sitting in front of his house. To me, I felt that Jessica finally let Jason go. Like for good (MAYBE)it looked like he had the biggest sigh of relief ever. (like I can finally move on with my life now that she finally let "us" go.) Like that one song from Wilson Phillips, "release me." When Jessica told Jason to call LC, he kind of needed to hear that to let go of their on again off again relationship. Its TOTAL CLOSURE for the both of them. I hope Jessica finally let him go and moves on to another guy who would give her the love / respect that she SOO needs and deserves

Couldn't agree more. Jessica is LC last season. Hanging on to a boy that is constantly screwing her over. Unfortunately LC is a hell of alot nicer than Kristen so people actually feel sorry for her. And yes Kristen was slightly rude not saying anything to LC when she went to her home. However LC invited her to a party, didn't tell her the dress code, didn't greet her at the door, didn't even stand up to acknowledge that someone who had never been to her home was now standing in her "backyard", and made no attempts to say goodbye. Rude..I think that just about defines the word.

"R2D2" and "Awl Roight!" .....hilarious! What is wrong with this kid??? He thinks he's too cool for school. What a dumbass.

Ok Reading your recap and having milk and ceral as I am doing = not a good idea! Wonderful! I will be so sad next week when my alter egos end their show....sigh...

To Liza, comment #9...it's a metaphore you idiot.

Little things that struck me as funny.

When Stephen arrived at LC's party and said "the party has arrived" I just got this sense of how big his head is now that he's been on tv. Ugh. Also, it cracked me up when he went to LC and said "Wanna share an asscheek with me?" when asking to share her chair.....that question just made me bust out "That's not ALL she wants to share"

Later when Taylor, Alex and Morgan arrived Lo said something like "Oh here's some people I like" does that mean she announced when people she didn't like arrived? lol

I also like Lo. I think she gain some weight and that's why she is not on often. When she is, she is not in the little outfits.

Remember the episode when Lo walks down the steps of LC's house to visit her on a break from school? It was obvious that she had gain some weight.

Too bad! I think she's hot.

Ok a few more observations (can you tell I'm watching it right now?

When Stephen said good-bye to LC at the party, he went over and sorta puppy-dog patted her head. Ever notice that whenever he is in Kristin's good graces he always resorts to treating LC like a pet? And it's so clear the ONLY reason Kristin was so attentive to him was to burn LC. He's such a puppet.

And... Jason's througout Jason's scene with Jessica and later when he and LC were talking - they were all just smiling these goofy smiles. Made me think that these two scenes were played out specifically for the cams. I mean these two scenes felt very heavily "produced" especially Jessica's "You should call her" remark.

I agree with the posts way ahead of this. B-side, seriously, the Roz explanation has to stop. That's like when MTV is constantly putting "Alex H.: Kristin's Friend" by her picture and it's almost the finale. I think we know who she is by now.

You haters need to stop trashing b-side. This episode was pretty boring and i think he did a good enough job recapping a boring episode.

Ok..I have to go to Wal-mart to apply my deodorant. Wait? Where's wal-mart again?

LagunaFan--hilarious!!

It surprises me that no one has mentioned the scene on the beach with Roz, Kristin & Jess. I found it really weird that Kristin's exact words were (speaking to Jess) "I mean, I love you more than LC but I would never do that to her" or something along those lines. That just seemed really crazy to me. She was pretty hard on Jess and I loved every minute of it. How Jess said "I hate those kinds of people" and Kristin says "Well you're one of them!" I loved it! I am a total "Team LC" Guna-watcher but it made me like Kristin for a moment during that scene.

StephanieU-Don't respect Kristen for that. She probably feels that way because what Jess did to LC, LC did to Kristen last season..just not right in front of her..Oh and maybe Kristen wouldn't do that, but she would kiss the guy Jessica likes at a party they were both attending. Kristen needs to get over herself.

B-side you failed to mention my favorite part of the episode when Roz and Master vowed to be bitches only on their way to LC's house. One word EPIC!!

Kristen is going to be on PUNKD on Sunday. I can't wait!

anyone else having a laguna finale party?
lets try to get a bar in NYC to play Laguna monday night
i can't believe im doing this!!! (how old am i again?!?!?!)

no props to LO what the hell happened to her...its like she isn't the coolest anymore

brilliant B-Side...you're my hero!

"It's not like I went and pursued him." She then added, "I never seek him out. I mean, yeah, I attached a GPS device under his skin so I could monitor his every move, but whatever. That's hardly pursuing. I like to think of it more as Friendship Control."

Kristin is getting Punk'd?!! Has she really reached celebrity status that quickly that its neccessary to punk her? Or is Ashton running out of B/C List Celebrities and has to dabble in the Reality TV market now...?

She has really gotten to that celebrity status. She has been on 3 magazine covers, countless magazine, radio and tv show talk shows and landed a spot in a movie without an audition..how long will it last? Who knows, but right now she is it.

What covers other then Seventeen has Kristen been on? I need to know!!!!

You know, I've always thought that Jason had that proud man-of-few-words Mr. Darcy vibe. Good call on that one, B.

I believe it was US Weekly.

Best part of the episode: The sound effects MTV added to LC closing the door on Jason...twice! There is this huge slamming sound that was so obviously added in- so standard....

well someone has stolen 2old4this, and since i am not ashamed of my love for laguna i'll go by whitney, not that any of you really care...

even if you are on team lc, vote for kristin as the it girl of the year on vh1.com

-tinkerbell- yes, mtv probably set it up for them to talk on camera about the kiss, there are links in previous posts to news articles about these set up talks, which is why they are usually giggling because they know they are being taped

--bside--good recap, but i think you felt rushed to get it out (its not like any of us were demanding it) and skipped over many of the shows little humorous moments, but we forgive you, rest up for next week!

http://www.lagunahookup.blogspot.com/

posted pictures of lc with lil'jon, and any breaking laguna gossip

Whitney way to embrace your love and your never to old for the Guna were just to old to admit it

Sorry if someoone posted this. I did not have time to read all the posts, but in Us Weekly it said that Roz and Kristin are not living together. Alex M and Roz are now living together. U called it B-side. The fallout of the century has occured. I think.

whitney formally 2old4this

Sorry girlena,

I've been "2 Old 4 This" long B4 you.....check previous weekly postings.

I posted as "Old Enuf 2 Knw Better" last week when I saw you posting under my screen name.

This week, I'm cashin' in on my senority.
DON'T MAKE ME PUT DOWN MY METAMUCIL AND GO GERIATRIC ON YOU'R A**!

.....now, where did I put my bucket o'chicken?

When LC and Jason were talking at the end of the episode, I like how his shirt said "Trust" all over it.

I loves these recaps and will hate when the show ends. I know there are some die-hard LB fans who love gossip about the Guna kids outside of LB, so B-Side mentioned the Talan/Paris car accident, but has anyone been seeing Kristin in Us Weekly as much as I have. I love the girl but she looks shitty in all her pictures. Her hair is terrible and she looks kinda chubby. I guess what they say is true: in Hollywood you have to be 10 to 15 pounds underweight to look normal on camera. Poor Kristin. I wish they'd give as much attention to LC. Does anyone think she looks like Ben Stiller's wife?

B-Side,
On one of the mtv overdrive's the 'Guna kids explained that Gooch (short for Gucci) means something that is really cool. Just thought you would want to know that, can't believe I do. :)

2 old 4 this- i posted as 2old4this for over a month now, same name without the spaces, go ahead and check the recaps, but why am a having a cyberspace spat over a posting name? b/c i goota make my own drama...there just wasn't enough in this weeks episode...

thanks for clearing up the vacancy sign, birdhouse, i was wondering why jasopn's family needed renters (not really i just thought it was random)

I have a request. Could you perhaps make a Jason soundboard with jason clips to click on. It would really make me happy.

I also want to make it clear that LC is clearly hoping and waiting for Jason to beg for him to get back together with her. Im glad all of you think LC is so great and compared to Jessica she is a model woman but perhaps you might dismiss all characters as the idiots they truly are. LC is still the heart broken pathetic puppy we love to hate. And her behavovior, while impressive compared to other women on the show should not be praised. Why can't she tell Jason he can;t come to her house without hiding behind her dad's bazaar and catty house rules?

LB Obsessed -

I was thinking the same thing. LC does look like Ben Stillers wife.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

But honestly, "Poor Kristin"? I'll have sympathy for that child when she has to get a J.O.B.

so Standard

2 old 4 this- i posted as 2old4this for over a month now, same name without the spaces, go ahead and check the recaps, but why am a having a cyberspace spat over a posting name? b/c i goota make my own drama...there just wasn't enough in this weeks episode...

thanks for clearing up the vacancy sign, birdhouse, i was wondering why jasopn's family needed renters (not really i just thought it was random)

Ok I voted for Kristin as the itgirl of 2005 on vh1.com...she definitely deserves it she's a lot better than the other ugly hags she's up against (lindsay lohan, paris hilton, someone else I can't remember). EVERYONE GO VOTE!

LEts keep the haters on the DH site off here- just because your recapper isnt 'Gooch' doesnt mean you need to be hatin on Bside. Maybe you should Shoe it out. Go back to Wisteria Lane

At least this recap made something about this episode interesting.
When they said it was an awesome party I had to rub my eyes. Were they really talking about the party I was watching? There was like 4 people there, were there more people in the house?
I did however, think it was very mature of Jessica to tell Jason he should call LC. Who knew she had it in her?

I think LC was just as rude as Kristen. She is the host so she should have at least said hi. Kristen felt weird enough. If you throw a party- you should get off your ass and welcome the people you invited.

And jessica is and isnt stupid. Obvi Jwahl still likes her- evidence when he rape kissed her and actually said he still did. So if you were Jessica and a boy you liked kept saying that and showing affection wouldnt you just think the other woman- LC- was stupid for not realizing something was going on??? Jessica is stupid however for not being more on the DL and for actually thinking Jason will go back to her. He wont change.

Jules- good point about Jessica being mature- not that i think she is- but that just shows that she doesnt actually believe that Jwahl will go back to her.

Ps did Spedhill get demoted to mailroom clerk

Note- i think we are all losers to a degree for blogging on this site- but whatever. ITs fun and takes up precious work hours. Holla

oh this is not good.. i just read comment 105 "I'll have sympathy for that child when she has to get a J.O.B." and sat here trying to figure out what J.O.B. stood for!!! ahhhh, i'm on the 18 year plan at 25!!

LB Obsessed - I too have always thought LC was a dead ringer for Ben Stiller's wife. She could totally play Marsha in the next Brady Bunch movie.
Thanks again B-side, the recap was worth waiting for.

great recap, I literally had tears rolling down my face. Gucci B-Side, Gucci. Anyways, R2DT needs to get over himself. Did we ever find out of Jason graduated?? He usually drives a jeep cherokee and that BMW looked new, was it possibly a grad present or just him Moms car??

LMAO Fred!

Just a tired old hag's sorry attempt to sound hip

Another clever recap, as usual -- my favorite line this week was about Jen being the offspring of Ashlee Simpson and Orange.

Kristin getting Punked. She is a punk. In fact as someone here referred to Jessica as the 'town whore'...well Kristin is the town asshole. The sad thing is she is rude, catty to her own close friends. She doesn't treat anyone with respect.

The way Kristin acted at Lauren's party only showed what a social retard the girl is. The very least she could have done was at least waved hello to everyone as she arrived even if she had no intention of going over to sit with them. It's apparent her self esteem is low because of the way she acts and the way she treats people. The reason she felt uncomfortable at that party is because she's been rude to and talked about every person that was at the party. I'd be ashamed of this girl if she were my daughter. Same goes for the town whore. I applaud LC for taking the high road on this one by at least extending an olive branch. Kristin just proved she nothing but a snotty disrepectful girl.

#108 "LEts keep the haters on the DH site off here- just because your recapper isnt 'Gooch' doesnt mean you need to be hatin on Bside. Maybe you should Shoe it out. Go back to Wisteria Lane" - WTF?! Chill out - how old are you 10?

I agree that one of the best parts of this recap was Jen is the bizarre lovechild of Ashlee Simpson and Orange! BWHAHAHAA!

I really wish we could know what miraculous thing Jason did to win LC back? Hmm..i wonder..

Kristin was't the only rude guest.

I didn't see anyone carrying in a Hostess gift for LC.
How gauche(not gooch!).

Then again, I could be wrong - tabs of X are sooooo hard to see from a distance.

Waddya'll think the Big Surprise will be next week?

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think Jessica was being mature when she told Jason to call LC. Anyone else notice the eye roll when Jason told her thanks for saying that? I don't think a "thank you" was what she was hoping he was going to say.
Anyways, this episode was pretty boring, but that was expected. The fashion show episode was the climax of the season. I guess this week was the awkward after-sex ciggarette. Next week will be the "find your clothes and get the hell out of there" episode. Can't wait!

BTW- Loved the recap B-Side, your wit never ceases to entertain me. L-U-Ved it!!

LOL @ athomemommy

I love that people here are so excited to get a new re-cap, if it's too late, they can barely wait for it....then they critisize it when it comes out.
B-side takes the words right outta my mouth, but I'd never think up how to say some of those things by myself! Thanks for being a bright spot in my week!

Alikat-

I really don't think Jason did anything miraculous to win LC back. This whole espisode she had a look of discomfort on her face when anyone would say anything negative about what happened. I was totally waiting for her to tell Tay Tay to shut her pie hole when she kept going on and on about Jason being an a-hole. I've been there. A guy disses you big time and once the inital anger wears off you can't wait for "Please, please take me back" from the schmuck. She's young, she'll learn.

yeah u read the name right. any way, this episode sucked and so did the recap. I wholeheartedly agree with Powerful Poster as well.

did anyone else think it was wierd how lc kept mispronouncing "girl" during her talk with j.wahl? she was like why would you kiss another "guhl" in front of me. she said it like 3 or 4 times.

freshman 15?
also, lo has gained some weight. but since she's one of the few cast members that actually went to college, i won't front on her.

i agree w/ the other posts about steven's actions at the party. he's such a fickle turd-and not even cute. why do these girls like him so much?

To Megan #89, I imagine they are PUNKing Kristin because Punked is on MTV and so is LB - This is a fantastic ploy by MTV to raise ratings on that show by luring all of us to watch that stupid Ashton Kutcher on a Sunday night~

What's with all the Old Faht Wannabe's????

LMAO !!!

babe632 -

"fickle turd" Hi-Larious!

PowerfulPoster - While I agree w/ u, i cant help but be sucked into this 'dribble'. Also all these ppl fighting over a nickname, truly pathetic. get jobs ppl!

And the gloves come off!!

Can anyone remember a scene, in any episode, when Kristin and LC actually had a conversation or a fight?

I remember in the first season when they were at the concert and were saying nasty things to each other but no fights ala Alex and Jessica in Cabo.

if i ever become a stripper, my stage name will be "penny farthing."

Lighten up guy!

Just having fun jon jon. don't take this stuff so seriously

wait a second.....pretentious mannerism, self-righteous attitude, holier than thou posting.....Jenni? Is that you?

Pics of Cedric as a kid, and an autographed pic of Kristin
http://trent.blogspot.com

pretentious mannerisms? u know nothing of my work. hit the bricks gramps.

ROFLMAO!!!

Penny Farthing......That was hilarious!!!

#137 an autographed pic of Kristin, thats about as appealing as a coffee enema.

ALERT ALERT BULLETIN BULLETIN URGET

People, I have hit the motherload:

http://www.talantorriero.com/forum/index.php?board=1.0

..you have to register but believe me it is well worth it--Talan himself responds to many of the sappy posts (14 yr olds proclaiming their love for him)...be sure to respond to my post "Hurry up and release your album!" (that's right, I have nothing better to do and I'm not ashamed)

(no need to thank me, B-Side)

..or someone purporting to be Talan, I should say.

Carrie this is a gold mine.
Here is a quote of with Talan defending his fashion show performance:

"They edited out the meat of the song. I was dancing and walking the cat walk with everyone screaming and jumping up and down.

No worries, when you hear the recorded track, you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Talan "

This guy is so cheesy he makes Ralph Macchio look like a stud

Does anyone else think that maybe the only reason LC rejects Jason is because she knows it's all on TV and doesn't want to look like a dumb girl who just takes the dumb guy back right away. We all know they get back together, but i think maybe if it wasn't for the cameras she would probably have taken back sooner.

ps my friend saw Stephen was at LAX yesterday morning-- said he is too skinny

Note to Talan: You are not a good singer!

The way he held the microphone alone made me want to punch him in the face. Poor useless, charmless, talentless Talan. Maybe he could sell naked pics of his mom on ebay under "old chicks who think they're hot".

P.S. Post # 127: Who gained the freshman 15? I hope you weren't talking about LC. Did you see her in her white bikini? Hardley even freshman 2. Puh-lease!

I love the picture this week of LC - she had that same expression on her face throughout her conversation with Jason. You could totally tell she wanted him to say the right words (or any words) so that they could make up, and it just wasn't happening. Whoever said she ended up apologizing to herself to keep the conversation moving, that comment cracked me up!

Hmmmmm - Stephen is ultra skinny, speaks in squeaks and noises and whistles - sounds like a meth problem. Just wondering??? He does seem a bit tweeky when on camera.....AND HE THINKS HE'S COOL - ?

THIS JUST IN:

According to http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com
Kristin and Brody Jenner broke up and she's now dating......get this......Aaron Carter. Eewwwwwwww. I truly hope this isn't true. She's lost her playa card if it is.

Anything after last week would have been anticlimactic. Does anyone else think that Kristen has a hot voice...although it can sound like her larynx have been burnt out from bulemia. Sorry to join you guys so late into the season.

nasher its okay to be late but Kristen has a donkey voice B-side has a great link to it somewhere, with Stephen being so thin and making these idiotic noises why don't we just call him Beeker (from the muppet show)

The party: I think the reason only 10 or so people showed up was made clear when Stephen was on the phone with Kristin. Stephen said, "It's supposed to be just us." Which I guess means just the SHOW people.

Jessica: Ugh, when she was on the beach with Kristin and Roz, she said, it's not like I pursued Jason." WTF? Walking up to Jason and telling him, "I just want to be with you" is pursuit.

kristin is not dating aaron carter. that was a lie set up by....dun dun dun his people.

B-side,
You neglected the most obviously funny remark about Stephen...at the party Alex M(asingill)says of Stephen and Kristin, "They're clicking." Wasn't this the most obvious reference to Stephen's linguistic stylings of clicks and clacks?...

I can't believe that LC still thinks Stephen is her "friend" when he disses her at any chance he has. Ok, LC didn't say hi either, but I didn't see any integration of Kristin to the group. She was hanging everwhere, even in the stairs, with both of her slaves ... then leave and not even yelling BYE GUYS! To anyone!!

Come on! It was akward as heck for both, LC and Kristin. Maybe I would have gone too, but Stephen SUCKS BADLY!

I'm surprised you didnt mention the actual sort-of grown up moment between Jason and Jessica where she suggests that he call LC and talk to her and he thanks her. I was shocked, anyway. Wonderful write-up as always. I'll miss these when the season ends here soon!

I was disappointed by Stephen’s actions at LC’s party. I tried so hard to like him (in fact it took me all of last season, but I eventually warmed up to him) and had compassion for him following Kristen’s rebuffing of him… first during his visit to LB at the 2004 Christmas break and then her subsequent visit to San Francisco when she gave him the cold shoulder. I really felt some empathy for him and hoped that either Kristen would come around and take him back, or he would find someone new (besides LC, since she deserves so much better). But unless MTV performed yet another hatchet editing job, it appeared as if Kristen and Roz arrived at LC’s party, Stephen ditched the group at the table, went and sat down with these two gals and shortly thereafter, up and left the “party scene� with them. I really thought he was being disrespectful of LC on a couple of levels. He was a guest at her home to attend her party and then as soon as the girl with whom he had two-timed LC arrived, he essentially casts LC (the hostess) aside and takes off with this chick that had earlier treated him like crap. If MTV’s editing only made it appear that way, then my apologies to Stephen for being so judgmental, but if what appeared to have happened, actually did happen, then my above opinion of Stephen still stands.

Love the Everyday Italian/bruschetta comments...and as an English major, I'm all over the Jason/Mr Darcy comparisons! In Pride & Prejudice, Mr Darcy turns out to be really thoughtful...when he finally talks, that is. Maybe Jason actually talks when there aren't cameras around.

I just caught the last few minutes of a replay of this episode, and they took the Kelly Clarkson song out at the end and replaced it with something else! Why would they do that?

Is it just me or does it seem like that orange girl, that LC hangs out with, might be a troublemaker? Between her little comments during the whole "Jason-drama" at the fashion show and then at the store the day after the party, I’m a little suspicious of her motives.

Man i love whoever writes these they are to funny. Ya this show is just funny but its better reading it.
Heres my favourite part from this weeks episode recap tvgasm style

"How would you feel if I kissed an ex-boyfriend right in front of you. But I was SORRY." Kaboom! Just go home now Jason. You got served."

Ya i thought that that was pretty funny...maybe im just lame...

Este programa es pura mierda. Ustedes son una bola de gringos sin vidas. He dicho caso cerrado.

Ashley - ur just lame.

I'm not sure if someone posted this but anyhoo..
If you wanna see Stephen and Jason and live in NJ you can see them at Club Abyss which is at Sayerville, NJ on Saturday, November 19

To: Juan Pedro Del Bosque

I visited a Spanish-to-English link after viewing your post and this is how it appeared after I hit the "Translate" button:

"This program is pure crap. You are a ball of gringos without lives. I have said case closed."

I know that languages don't always translate literally back and forth, but I still have to ask, what exactly does "a ball of gringos" mean?

Eres muy osicona Shelly. Has el mundo un favor y orcate. Translada esto gringa.

Does anyone else think that Laguna Beach is like the new 90210?

I was in 5th grade when 90210 was starting to get really popular. My friends and I'd talk about it the next day at school. Meanwhile, my older sister was in college, and her friends would talk about it on the way to school too!! It's kinda funny that it's the same thing with LB now. I'm 24 and have been out of college for 2 years now, but I watch it, and so do kids in high school!!!

LB - the new 90210~!

Sorry Juan...couldn't translate that one. But judging by the tone of your post, I wouldn't want to know what you said. You obviously don’t have the balls (balls of gringos) to write in English and participate in the topic of conversation…Laguna Beach. I was just trying to engage in a little friendly chat, but that was pointless. I will leave you alone now… adiós.

seems like u were the 1 to get off the topic first Shelly by translating his posts and by clearly stating u wanted a friendly chat. Not a very bright statement

Adiós to "u" too, Kim.

Kim-1 Shelly-0 Cat Fight!

this has to be the most hilarious thing ever...i love you..basically

Okay, so I'm already going through withdrawals a little so I checked out season 1 on dvd last night and watched the first few episodes. Here are funny (to me anyhow) things I noticed:

1. Stephen say standard WAY more than I had ever noticed the first time around.
2. I knew the fiasco at LC's "party" was familiar-- Kristin, Stephen and Roz did exactly the same thing at the "Black and White Affair" and took all of the steam out of that party too. A Professional Party Poo Poo Squad, nice.
3. Polster was around a lot-- he was amusingly labeled as a "Party Enthusiast" and then later as a "Fashion Enthusiast". He's so freakin enthusiastic. I love it.
4. Tantastic Jen was around too but I didn't recognize her 2nd season cause she was blond 1st seacon.Wassup with that? She looks WAY better this year I must say though.
5. I wish they'd never have changed Dieter's initial caption as "Stephen's Wingman". Or maybe he should just be "Wingman" in general.
6. Kristin has gone from bubbly to bitter but it works well for her.
7. Stephen started with the weird voices right off the bat-- he was clacka-lacking, speaking Spanglish and everything. I think he's autistic.
8. LC's old house was booty looking. (yet still 10 times better than mine)
9. Roz looked way more innocent last season-- hard times, hun?
10. I never noticed the flat out pained expression that the lady had on her face when Christina was auditioning in NYC. Ouch.

Can't wait to get my hands on disc number 2!

Did you notice on the first season DVD they changed a lot of the background too. It ruins the scene, why would they have to change it?

Zing Post # 174:
MTV's doing the Laguna marathon today. So tune in to see if you can catch any other recurring themes.

I wonder if the chief editor is the same person from last year which would explain the similarities. Just a guess.

For those of us in the thirty-somthing range....I doubt I was this cool/stupid in high school...but I LOVE to watch the stupids. My first car was a brand new bitchin' Camaro and I was hot in my Varnet sunglasses...dig the 80's!!

i don't understand why everyone...well almost everyone is mad at jessica about the whole lc and jason incident. Is it maybe jason really likes jessica beacuse he always cheats on his current girls with her. And i can't believe alex m had the nerve to get mad at her for hooking up with him when she was trying to hook up with him when jason and jessica were together. What freaking hypocrite. dumb...dumb..dumb

jessica isn't a whore. she is not going around sleeping with a whole bunch of people.

she has feelings for an ex that is playing her like a violin. she has hooked up with him while he has has had other girlfriends.

that may make her stupid, but not a whore. jason is the whore.

you've done the same thing, and you know it. stop being so judgmental.

Jessica is a whore. She also has no self respect for herself. Its kinda sad, actually. And just cuz you would stoop to her level, yeahhhh, doesn't mean that everyone else would.

Shannon Bitchin' and Varnet? Your making me want to break out my Loverboy records!!!

once again, it doesn't make her a whore. if she was the one running around sleeping with everyone she saw, she could be labeled a whore. but whore isn't the right word.

and stooping to her level? what's her level? she was in HIGH SCHOOL! this IS their level!!!

her ex-boyfriend, who she obviously still cares about, is paying attention to her. she goes along with it because she likes him and wants to be with him.

sad? yeah.
stupid? yeah.
disrespectful? a little.
whorish? no.

yeah, she should have known better. but guess, what? these kids are 17, 18 years old and they're being held to adult standards by everyone watching them.

if you sleep with the entire football team, you are a whore. if you broke up with one player on the team, and you miss him and want him back and fool around with him while he's dating someone else, you're not a whore. they're called "feelings." they don't just go away. common sense and respect come with time...they're young and selfish, and well...they should be.

i guess not all of us were as well-rounded and grown-up as you in high school, nicole7. congratulations, i mean that.

Gringo = white trash

actually, gringo means honkey or cracker.

spanish is lame. you couldn't pay me enough to speak it in my own country.

if i go to a spanish-speaking country, i will learn. but i won't be going to a spanish-speaking country.

now how's about some laguna talk?

lilu if that wasnt a racist comment i dont know what is. you give the white race a bad name. Please keep youre close minded comments to yourself.

She doesnt speak for me latino and im sorry one bad apple can give us all abad name.

it isn't racist to think that people in a certain country should speak the language.

i wouldn't go to germany and expect germans to speak english to me.

i think it's more racist to assume your own culture is more important than that of whose territory you are in.

pretty simple. but think what you will. you can call me racist, but it doesn't mean i am, just like my saying you're retarded doesn't make you retarded.

i have spanish friends. they're not stupid assholes who cry racism at every little comment that doesn't scream "i love diversity."

Sorry to drag on the lame Spanish/English war of 2005 but I think that enough people speak the language in this country to make Juan's post totally idiotic. I mean, c'mon, and post in Cantonese or some other "tough" language to decipher.

Anyhoo, LB rocks and it is not "mierda" (shit). I love watching it and all the drama. Sometimes I miss all the drama queens I went to school with since they kept life interesting ala Jessica and Kristin. I may not agree with all their decisions but it sure makes for fun T.V.

P.S. I'm not a gringo but I've slept with some and, in the dark, y'all feel the same. Tee Hee.

That being said, lilu is a total moron.

I didn't post the think about Lilu being a moron BTW. Not cool.

and you're a slut. :)

Let's try to keep the comments here focused on Laguna Beach, not the merits of speaking or not speaking Spanish.

No need to attack each other personally, people. These boards are getting very harsh. I don't want to have to moderate.

Sorry B-Side, but I have not attacked anyone, someone posted under my name, but I apologize to lilu anyway. Sorry for that moron thing.

I agree B-Side. Also, hopefully youll give an extended recap of next weeks finale.

Yeaaah-- I am not saying that I did not do dumb things in high school, but I did have respect for myself unlike Jessica. You can have your own opinion about her...thats your right. However, I just did not like you stereotyping all of us on the board with your generalization that "you've done the same thing, and you know it. Stop being judgemental".

Latino--I don't think that Lilu was being racist with her comment...she just said that she did not like the Spanish language. Whats the big deal? I don't think she meant any harm...just expressing her opinion. It kinda seems like you (Latino) wanted to draw attention to yourself by typing in a language that we weren't previously using on the board. You put yourself out there.

Hey by the way did any of you watch the first episode of the marathon? When they go to the party, LC's supposed "new best friend" Jen is kinda going behind her back and being disrespectful to her when she is gossiping with Kristen. I know someone alluded to Jen having a hidden agenda earlier, and this kinda seems to support this thought.

"I just did not like you stereotyping all of us on the board with your generalization that "you've done the same thing, and you know it. Stop being judgemental"."

i can appreciate that, nicole7. it absolutely was a generalization...but i meant it more in the sense that most people have done that (or something similar)and jessica shouldn't be considered a slut just because girls who kiss other people's boyfriends are "generally" seen as sluts or whores.

there's always circumstances, you know?

and thanks for the spanish thing. :)

Being a big lame laguna fan - I have watched this entire marathon today (sad but true).

I don't think I ever realized how annoying Alex M's voice is - but hearing it all day it's like she is talking straight out of her nose. Nasal much? ick

Seems to me Jason has a pattern of cheating and getting caught - this guy is not at all good at being secretive. He dances all sleazy with Alex M. in front of then gf Jessica at the Winter Formal, then he gives Jessica a hickey when he and Jess hook up while he's dating Alex. So kissing Jessica in front of LC was just more of the same. The guy has no clue how to hide his crime. dumbass.

Btw, B-Side I love when you get all parental on here. You keep those kids in line!

And great recap - as usual. The execs at MTV should give you some money for your recaps - I think you have raised the excitement of LB and they should thank you for it.

I want to apologize by the way to latino. I feel it's the grown up thing to do.

haha, that last comment was not me. i didn't apologize to anyone, least of all latino.

white people suck and should apolgize to the resst of us who are not for not caring enough about us to learn how to talk spanish.

my gringo freinds would but a caps on your white asses.

C'mon guys, can't we all just get along? At least for Laguna's sake. Geeez. B-Side is gonna get mad and punish all of us by not writing a recap of the final episode and that would really suck. Stop ruining the fun for everyone.

I guess you're right. Lilu, I'm sorry. I will only comment on Laguna issues from here on.

Latino, I, too, apologize. I love Laguna Beach too much to let a misunderstanding get in the way of such interesting and fuuny recaps. Nuff said.

wasa my people if anyone live in the boston area steve and jason will be at the felt club thursday the 17th.. i already got vip tickets for like 40 bucks to meet them or w/e.. but yeah if you live in boston there comin' lol. alrite much love, peace.

no es translada torpe! es traduce! tu eres una estupida!

LB Marathon:
Okay, so what's the deal with Kristin and Taylor? Did Kristin's hate come out of nowhere?

Jen:
What the hell? If someone was talking all willy nilly about my girl, they would get checked for sure. Jen appears as though she wasn't coming to LC's defense.

Kristin:
She totally reminds me of CLUB friends. Y'know the kind of friends that are fun when we go out clubbin, but all other associations are off the table. Also, she's a bit conceited. Am I totally misreading that?

Jason:
In that episode when Jess and he were out to dinner and she was going to put her hair up, he totally flipped out for a second. After watching most of the marathon, my opinion of him has slipped dramatically - not that it had far to go.

LC:
I adore her, but she seemed confused about Stephen. Hadn't she seen Season 1?

Does anybody know the title/artist of the song that was playing after Jason apologized to LC and then drove away? I'm having a hard time finding it! Please let me know!!

I also apologize for my remarks. I love u b-side!

I just want to say, thank you all for posting your comments. I don't agree or love what everyone says, but it's fun to read, almost as much fun as B-side's recap, but not quite. Have a great weekend everyone!

What's the deal with airline peanuts? I mean you use your hands, teeth, you just cant open the damn bag. They might as well come with the jaws of life.

"b/c of you" kelly clarkson

i know im a little late but i have to make a comment about the this whole spanish thing...my mother is hispanic/and my father german and i speak spanish/german...but i obviously speak english as well..anyway...people who think that everyone else should conform to their native langauge are stupid people...english is the langauage and if you dont like it...then just leave...im sorry if you think this is racist but im a little tired of people wanted to make things "their" way...and for those of you who call people "gringos" how would you like it if someone called you a "wetback"..its the same damn thing...so people lets just talk laguna....i dislike jessica

"LC was not a good hostesss. Just sitting their holding court at the VIP table. And why did she invite Kristin and forget to tell her about the proper party attire?"

I was wondering too why everybody was saying Kristen was the rude one.

Lauren should have got off her butt and walked over to them to say hi and welcome.

lauren is such a princess sometimes. All she had to do was say hi and show them over to the food.

I would have felt tense too.

Steven is creepy, the way he runs to LC after Kristen sets him straight is embarassing to watch.

Why is LC so stupid? She should get that skinny little twerp out of her life even as a friend. He isn't a good friend. I loved it when she was flirting with Jason at her other party. Steven looked shocked, his plan of controlling LC's strings all summer fell through.

She is cute enough to find someone else if she would just focus.

Ok! For those of us who are obsessed with LB, I had the chance to go meet them last night and at the last min they decided they did not want to talk to anyone so they went on stage and signed autographs for like 10 min! I got pics!! Here is the thing in real life Alex M. is a sweetheart she took time to pose and talk, Alex H. is really cute and seems to get a little confused easy, Jessica well as we all know whiney and not friendly she just looked like she hated doing it. Suprise Dieter is the sweetest and he is very cute in real life, he does not have a puffy face most me the camera weight. He is really cool. Just thought I would let ya know!

thx again B-side for extending the guilty pleasure I get watching LB . I'm a bit younger than you and can't kibbitz around the office water cooler w/ my co-workers about these 'yutes', primarily 'cause we have no water-cooler and specifically 'cause I am the only female in the workplace ( subfreezing testosterone levels have me on thin ice as it is ). I'm lovin' the arcane references and sound bytes. Your witty insights and skillful barbs give me the mirth I need to thrive. Sign me up for TEAM B SIDE.

that's funny, someone came on under my name and apologized twice. interesting. sorry, wasn't me.

anyway, maybe i missed this somewhere, but does anyone know who is going to be on the third season? i have a feeling this is the season that will lose me. i just like the old cast so much, and i think that's why i like the show...i know i don't like cami...

what do you guys think?

oh and mell..that's cool. but do you really think you can judge alex as a sweetheart based off 60 seconds of contact to get a autograph and a picture? just curious.

3rd season has been discussed, but nothing's been confirmed. I am sure that on the final episode they will let us all know more about that. I've heard Cami is the main girl, but also LC's little sister.

oh, lovely...i can't stand cami...well i guess, i can't say that because they don't even show her enough to be annoying, but i just don't care about her. and who cares about lc's little sister?

ugh. this season will suck, but i guess i should be happy it will get me off the laguna kick...we'll see.

By the way, dont mind my other names like jon jon or InAgreement, Although Ill probably deny those too even when not asked about it.

So lilu has 2 other aliases? lol..that explains all the back and forth shes doing.

I never realized how much weight Alex M. really gained until I watched the marathon. She really ballooned as the season progressed. At the beginning of the season her size was not too bad. Damn shame.

I agree Kim, and I think the reverse happened to Jessica. I think she lost weight as the season progressed.Recent pics show how shes gotten even slimer,hotter2.

"By the way, dont mind my other names like jon jon or InAgreement, Although Ill probably deny those too even when not asked about it."

that was really smart. i am so sure that i would broadcast it to the site if i was doing that. idiot. get a freaking life.

i'm not only lilu, i am also nicole7, and athomemommy and i am also both 2 old for 4this--both of them. and i am latina and latino. so haha fooled ya'll!

there is only one lilu. someone on here is taking people's names and postng as them.

why do you need a name on here if it isn't reserved and anyone can pretend to be you?

nice try, brad piff, but you just posted under your own name, you fucking idiot.

nice try lilu lol

i have AIDS.

wow, you're just really immature and annoying. if you have to have mutiple personalities, why don't you do it on your time instead of bothering people?

and by the way, just for the record, it doesn't matter if someone thinks i am me or you or me and you because no one knows or cares who EITHER of us is...that's why it's anonymous.

so go ahead...be me. you obviously want to be.

does anyone know how to get in touch with someone to stop this bullshyt? at this point, i don't even think the person acting as b-side before was really him.

Brad Piff-- you are definitely not Nicole7, and I doubt you are the other names that you claim to be. Why are you trying to start shit? Just talk about Laguna.

So about that last Laguna episode...

nicole7, i don't think HE's claiming to be you, i think he is claiming to be ME claiming to be YOU, but accidentally posted under his own name instead of mine.

this is so effing confusing and ridiculous. and i'm not going to let it get to me because it is stupid.

LOL well said

I cant wait for tommorow. Finale day!

i don't know any guys who watch this show. at least, not any straight ones.

does anyone know the song they're playing on the commercials for the last episode? not the "it's good to be in love" one, but the one that's just music...?

yea...i'm disappointed i have to say. this episode really was boring. it doesnt leave much to look forward to for tommorow...honestly i am not sure if i'll watch tomm. or not. do you all watch them or just read the recaps?

I watch the episode and read the recaps...I am beyond help LOL

I know many stqaight guys that watch this show. Both my boyfriend and brother. So basically, your both immature and an idiot.

Kristin being punked was soooo funny! We actually got to see her really cry for the first time!!! Go Ashton - Mr. Demi!!!!!

I gotta say after reading every post, 1 person stood out-lilu-. You have proven to be annoying, immature, and str8 up derrogative. May God help you.

i agree demi, anyway, kristen getting punked was hilarious. If you missed it, im sure youll catch the rerun.

I'm on Pacific time so I haven't watched the PUNKd espisode. Kristin cries huh? Then it's a must see. I can't hardly wait for the final show. I wonder what the surprises are. They did say surprises as in more than one, right?

BTW, lilu needs to get back on her meds. Let's keep this board on the LB track peeps. Who cares what language you speak as long as its LAGUNA talk. Kill it already, DAMN!

LOL LB Obsessed! I second eveything you said,including the stuff about that weirdo lilu. Tivo Punkd Cause it has definate replay value.

If anyone knows of a bar in NYC for the finale, post it!

I never thought I was "weird" for watching a bunch of high-schoolers (ok - borderline obsessed) until I saw the way Kristin reacted at LC's party - I forgot how young they really are and how big the age gap really is! Damn - I was a little disappointed in her.

Actually, gringo really just means american or "not latino"...its just a bad way of saying american..nothing more. just like some people say the "S" word..

I have definitely noticed that a lot of the "sidekicks" on this show are very two-faced, including Tantastic Jen. A lot of the side people have went on both sides of the LC/Kristin feud and went along with each of them. I cant remember what girl it was but in the episode when Lo had a party (it may have been last season, not sure) there was a girl who was first seen with LC but then later on laughed when Kristin made fun of her. What backstabbing biyatches! I think I have seen Jen do things similar.

Loved the recap, keep up the good work. anyways you didn't mention the part where Kristin is telling Jessica that Stephen left the party with them and they went to get more food...(maybe I dreamed it or something) but anyways that would be weird because they were eating before they left for the party, there was food and the party and then they left to get more food? talk about bulimia cause otherwise they'd be morbidly obese.

ah y para Juan Pedro del Bosque tranquilo mano si no te gusta el programa ni el blog pues no los leas, nadie te esta obligando.

you guys are all losers. i like this show, but i must be the only cool one who watches it. i don't make it a part of my life like you do.

Okay, so does anyone know if the LB Kids are going to be on TRL today? are they supposed to be on before or after the finale?

first of all, at least half the messages on this board are from one person person pretending to be a bunch of us (me, liluu nicole 7, and a lot of others.)

so stop insulting people when you don't even know they are the ones who said something you didn't like.

it's kind of obvious what you are doing when there are six posts within in an hour, agreeing with you about someone on the board. i mean, hello...

stop being immature and go find a place to play.

this board is getting really annoying. i don't think i am going to come here anymore. one person has to ruin it for all of us.

brad piff, demi, kim, manDA, whoever you are, thanks for ruining it for the people who come here to talk about the show.

B-SIDE--is there anyway to make your name permanent with only ONE email address? because obviously anyone can use the same name and register under any old email.

they are ruining your following, and i would do something about it if i were you. no one wants to deal with this when we're just having some fun talking about laguna.

oh and i am stupid and forgot to say that kim's boyfriend is gay.

don't do anything about it, b-side. it's not importANT.

Gee, who ever woulda thought the Laguna Beach comments would become an immature playground for children? So shocked.

Grow up you idiots.

Caity- I think there should be a way to do that since there are sites that require you to have a typekey id (for example: socialitelife.com).

B-side: that may be a good idea if it is possible. Too many obnoxious people commenting.

Demi: I know that at least once a recap someone will throw out the loser card. You know what, you are here and you did post a couple times so whats up with that? Im sure a lot of people on here are far from losers and like me have a boring ass job (im going to school right now to get away from it). This is all I have to get through the day. Get over yaselllf!

Hmm... Okay, so does anyone know if the LB Kids are going to be on TRL today? are they supposed to be on before or after the finale?

i heard they are, shron, but what do i know? i'm a big fat retard who can't even bursh my own teeth! and i fart all the time and can't stop so i have no friends.

Waaaaaa! Gugoo Gaga Waaaaaaaaa!

There are some comments in here by another Kim that is not me. I have always posted as Kim on here but apparently someone else is posting as Kim as well. Any comments not pertaining to LB are not me, I don't come on this board to argue like the other Kim. I will now start posting under Kim M to avoid confusion.

So anyone know if it's going to be on after the finale, or before?

I ask b/c TRL comes on the same time as Oprah and I need to prioritize :o)~

yah im not sure Shron but I definitely heard that they will be on during the actual laguna episode.

Never have I come here to argue fellow Kim, just stated a few obvious facts. Keep my name out of your posts. Thank you in advance.

I'm sorry everyone.

My shrink says I need to interact with others outside my own head.

I post under all your names because you're all so much more clever and interesting than me. I wish I could be each and every one of you because it's just not pretty on this side of my keyboard.

I'm a sad, lonely soul who needs to make everything in the world about me.
Forgive me - I know not what I type.

What's up with everyone posing as someone else? Anyhoo, is tonights finale half hour or an hour long? I want to set my tivo correctly.

I found on mtv.com for TRL today it said something about sorting out Laguna Beach drama, so I think they will be on there.

I wanted to tell you all about the comment I made about the car kristin got, i do have a nicer car. It's a pacer and it's way better than krisins BMW anyday.

I looked at the MTV website and the cst should be on TRL today.

Lol, a pacer. seriously, there needs to be a better way for commenting. I know that's not lilu.

These boards used to be so funmy before everyone started attacking one another. Watch now because I said that someone will pretent to be me.

LagunaFan why would you care if this is or isn't me? Are you ever going to know. Just focus on on Laguna and not on me. Don't hate on my car, is it really a shock that I drive one?

sorry, all im saying is what is the point of ppl coming on here and posting as other people..I just thought that the fact they said pacer was funny. damn..simma down. I couldnt be shocked or not shocked about your care bc i dont know who you are.

It is true that we will never know who is who on here..what is the point of posting under a name that someone else is using though?

Im sorry LagunaFan, that wasn't even mean replying. I actually drive a Bentley, not a pacer. I just wanted to clear that up.

Excuse me fellow Kim...I'll put whoever's name that I feel like it in my posts. Apparently some people were offended by wtf u had to say and I didn't want them to think it was me, being that i've been posting here under the name Kim for months...so please be shuttin the fu** up now. Thanks.

oops I meant that wasn't even *me* replying. Typo!

and here I was thinking fellow Kim was mature lmao. What exactly did I say to offend you? All I did was say my boyfriend watches LB. Calm down dear.

none of that stuff was me. i don't have a bentley or a pacer.

lagunafan, i didn't say that to you.

i apologize for this moron who is doing this.

Does anyone know the name of the song that plays during the teaser for the season finale??

I didn't get to watch punk'd what did they do to kristin? She looks prettier with long hair too.

totally off the subject, Pick up my album - Chrome 'Straight To The Pros' available now @ Best Buy. Pick it up!

Kim, this is what u said...

Never have I come here to argue fellow Kim, just stated a few obvious facts. Keep my name out of your posts. Thank you in advance.

The "keep my name out of your posts" was obviously not taken very lightly. I'm not a child, don't tell me what I need to be keeping out of my posts. That's what my point was. mmmk? Thanks.

which one, toointothis? the one with words or without?

if it's the one with words, you can try googling the lyrics.

i also think we should all stop replying here until something is done about the person (or people) who don't have lives. caity is right, there has to be a better system.

people who only have internet balls are sad, and are probably beat up in real life so they come here to lash on out everyone else and get attention. they're not getting mine anymore. it's sad.

'LAGUNA Beach," the teen reality show/soap that has become the biggest series on MTV, has spawned a spin-off.
"The Hills" will follow the continuing drama that always seems to swirl around Lauren Conrad — better known to fans as L.C., the vivacious young blonde who drew so much attention on "Laguna" — as she moves to Los Angeles, goes to college and works as an intern at Teen Vogue.

"The way I look at it is, 'The Hills' is to 'Laguna Beach' what 'Melrose Place' was to 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' " says Tony DiSanto, executive producer of both shows.

"This is the story of Lauren from 'Laguna Beach' bursting out of that bubble, moving to L.A. and trying to juggle school, a career and relationships — you're going to get a good mix of the three different avenues of her life and how she's trying to keep it all together," DiSanto says. "It's a nice change from 'Laguna' — you're sort of living this with her — it's a progression from 'Laguna Beach.' "

DiSanto says the show's producers approached Conrad about doing the show because she was so good on the original series.

"She wears her emotions on her face, she's so expressive and [she's] this dynamic, amazing kid who's doing a lot of great, cool stuff — and we thought this would be great TV."

The new show's crew will be made up of camera operators, editors and other staffers who have worked on dramas, much in the same manner that "Laguna" is produced.

Typically, reality shows are staffed by people who mostly have experience filming documentaries. One of the most noticeable differences in "Laguna" is its slick, network-TV appearance, as opposed to the videotaped, single-camera style of other reality shows like "The Real World" or "Survivor."

"Like 'Laguna' its going to shoot in a cinematic style," says DiSanto. "But you'll notice subtle differences that are more classic cinematic devices for storytelling."

Another "Laguna"-like show called "8th & Ocean" is also in production by the same team. But that show will center on the lives of wannabe fashion models trying to hit the big time in Miami's spiciest neighborhood — home to what has been called the "sexiest beach" in the U.S.

Since its debut last year, "Laguna" has become one of the most-watched shows on MTV, even surpassing "The Real World," the network's perennial ratings war-horse. "Laguna," which finishes its second season tonight at 10, follows the trials and tribulations of a group of teens who live and love in one of the ritziest neighborhoods in Orange County, Calif

p.s. fart fart fart

wow, someone is actually sitting here waiting for my posts to add a p.s. and it says "fart fart fart."

how original.

anyway, i would definitely watch a show about lc. i think i'd like that a lot more than some random lb replacements. thanks for the info, SF, i didn't know anything about that.

lilu I thought you weren't going to give those people your attention? Just repeating what you said.

http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/

scroll down - some more Laguna gossip from Chicago...

Yeah, I will watch it too. Maybe we'll get to see in her show how her and jason got back together. I also voted on VH1 for kristin in big in 05. I definitely don't want Paris Hilton to win. I like kristin but I don't think all this will last for her. She should go back to school.

I will FOREVER LOVE the Kristin, LC, Stephen love triangle they were and continue to be the best castmembers!!! Stephen is so much better looking than J-Balls!!! And at least one degree smarter!
I am on team LC AND team Kristin !!!!!!

I think the song being played in the preview to the finale without the lyrics is a song by jim jones or Coldplay. Not sure tho.

bricks and stones is great...but they really need someone to proofread before putting it out there for people to see it.

i like lc and kristin, too. i don't really see the point in hating either one, if it wasn't interesting, we wouldn't watch it...if everybody was complimenting each other and hugging all the time, it wouldn't be much of a show.

i think jason's gross, but i don't hate him cause i don't know him.

does anyone know what time TRL is on ?

Ali-
I'm pretty sure it's on at 5:00pm

great! thank you!

Thanks for posting about LC's new show. I read somewhere a while ago that she is not pursuing acting because she took a few classes and realized she wasn't any good.

I haven't decided if I think Kristin's "career" will have legs. She does some things that make me think she will make it and other things that make me think she'll disappear shortly. Should be fun watching to figure it out.

And I agree with ivapbj - I like both LC and Kristin. I think they compliment each other and make the show more interesting.

http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/31258.htm

Check out the new spinoff of Laguna.

I'm happy that LC is doing a spin-off show...that's good news, now i'll get to have some sort of Laguna fix. I guess we'll be seeing a lot more of here and Jason, technically since most of the cast moved to LA, we'll probably still the majority of them. That's exciting news to me. I wasn't too fond of the idea of them having a new cast of underclassmen.

lilu, I'm talking about the song with lyrics. The one that plays with the montage from this season. I'll try googling the lyrics like you suggested.

Word around the net is that one of the surprises will be Kristen and LC showing up at at the finale together. Hope they answer questions, but it's not likely.

i love lb... i love bside... i love the fact all those lb kids are on massive amounts of drugs... i hate annoying posters that lurk on message boards & act like it's the first time they've ever been on the internet. the end

oh & those strange sounds that come out of steven's mouth are secret communication with his home planet... where everyone spends their days surfing and trying to look "deep"

I can't wait for the finale. BTW, didn't I post earlier that I was on PST and then the "imposter" posts at 6:20 something in the A.M.? Sorry, I am LB Obsessed but not to wake up at six in the morning to argue about something. Let's just say that I'll stop talking smack about anyone in particular and just gossip about the 'Guna kids. So, if you see a mean post with my name, it ain't mine.

Anyhoo, I did see Kristin on last night's PUNKd and I thought she looked really pretty. I posted earlier that her pics in the Us Weekly mags have been horrible. I hate it when she has her hair pulled back. But I give her props for looking hot. Hate her!

I just looked at tvguide.com and if you go to MTV and look at their listings and click on laguna beach, it'll give you a description of what will be happening on that episode and it says for Laguna Beach season finale that the cast re-caps the seasons going on in front of an audience at MTV's Time Square Studio. And the show tonight is 30minutes long and comercial free.

To: Bebe - #270

TOnight's season finale is one hour long commercial free like last year.

YES!!!!!!!!!

PS: to the poster who says that we're losers and have no life. You were right in my case. I've been off of work to have a baby. So, I'm a 30-year-old, married, state employee with a baby. Yup, I have no kind of juicy drama in my life right now. Love the show and love these posts (normally) 'cause all my friends (including hubby) think I'm goofy for being so into the show.

LB Obsessed- do you have a link to the pics of Kristin in the US Weekly? Does anyone else?

I don't understand why people post just to say that they think that posting is lame...they have even less of a life than we do:)

Tara-

Veronica says tonights epi is 1/2 hour. Who is right? I think an hour sounds about right.

toointothis, i think you're talking about "it's good to be in love" by frou frou.

if it's not that, then i don't know. and i have no clue what the one without words is. anyone else know?

and this episode is commercial free, but it's still only 30 minutes, according to the listings.

OOPS! Well, the show is 30 minutes, but there's other stuff. This explains it:

Monday’s finale of Laguna Beach, which will feature Stephen and Kristin’s dramatic final encounter, will air without commercials. That’ll give the cast an extra eight minutes to say “like, bye.�

The episode will be 30 minutes, and will feature the cast live at the TRL studios commenting about the episode, which may take up more time than commercials. The finale will be preceded by a marathon of the entire second season, which will air straight through to the 10 p.m. ET finale, with the exception of an hour-long break for TRL.

During the finale, the show’s executive producer, Tony DiSanto, promises that “[t]here will be a couple of surprises that are going to tip off some great new stuff coming up on the channel.� That’s most likely the announcement of the “familiar faces and some new faces� who will be featured next season, he tells the New York Daily News

With so much hype about LB's 3rd season, I almost forgot about LC having a spinoff!

With Cami being the lead in Season 3, I'm not sure how good it'll be. She doesn't seem to be too interesting. It's not like the limelight followed her in the Prom epi.

I'm totally gonna watch LC's spinoff. I have a feeling it will do better than LB Season 3.

Lb obsessed - tonights show is half hour long. They just showed previews to a new miss seventeen @ 10 30 est time.

Veronica-

Sorry couldn't find any links, but if you find anyone with a subscription, she was in the last two weeks mags. Hope this helps.

Tara when will the ET Finale be? I can't miss any of these shows, even though they all will get repeated like 200 times. Still, it's much more calming for me to watch them the first time. Ok, I'm obsessed with the show and I am not afraid to admit it.

well gtg ppl work is over...we'll meet again tomorrow adios:)

i am in boston, lets go! i wish click clack wasnt going to come here tho, i wish it was someone better like lc

Everyone LC is going to have her own spinoff show called the hills check out bricksandstones.

LB obsessed- I know when I see the times that I post sometimes I'm like whoa look at that time it says 5 am or whatever. I don't know what time zone this site is run on but it's not mine and Im on the east coast. Maybe thats the deal with you too..?

Hey s_lev, thanks for the update on LC's new show. It's not like 17 other people didn't already mention that. Moron.

Hey me, are you so stupid that you can't figure out this site is on Pacific Time? Laguna Beach is in the Pacific Time Zone too. Other recaps on this site mention that they live in Los Angeles (near the Pacific Ocean) all the time. Idiot.

Everyone - are you not capable of checking the 100 other sites that will easily tell you what time the show is on? And guess what? It's on at 10PM ET like every other week. Fools.

Lots of you - TiVo's are TiVo's b/c they figure out stuff like when/how long a show is on. Haven't you figured that out yet?

People who post as others -Go away. you are not funny, clever, witty, or worth anyone's time. I hate you.

Most of you - you are dumbing down and corrupting what is a great, funny, and cerebral site with your embarrassing comments. Think before you post.

Yes, I watch LB and enjoy it for what it is. Some of you are nuts. WTF are you going to do with one of htese kids' autographs? Seriously, think about that.

Whoa..ok. No need to get nasty phakir. I pretty much assumed that it was pacific time but really, who cares? I commenting on someone else's comment. Get. over. yourself.

p.s.- I didn't want to say "its on pacific time" and be wrong bc i figured someone would be like "what the hell is wrong with you? why would it be pacific time...idiot- cant you do math?..etc." Well, I guess you just can't win with you people.

wow phakir maybe you should stop being such an asshole to everyone and deal with your own issues. you are so cynical and rude, i wonder if you've ever goten laid. probably not. sorry we all can't be super intelligent like you.

TOO FUNNY! LOVED EVERY WORD! KEEP IT UP THE GOOD WORK B-SIDE!!

oops i measnt *gotten* laid

lol i can't spell today *meant*

Sorry! I meant to say
keep up the good work!! Anyways you get the point!! B-side is king!!!

my parents own a 7 11 . drop by sometime

phakir is awesome. Just needed to say that.

Another thing I need to say- Iride the short yellow bus to school.

Does anyone think that a half hour, even commercial free, is NOT long enough??
As far as next season, we really haven't seen enough of Cami to see if she is interesting. There will have to be drama and MTV knows it. So drama there will be.

I WILL SLIT MY WRISTS TONIGHT AFTER THE SHOW, I AM DEAD SERIOUS LOL

ANYONE ELSE WITH ME? WE CAN MAKE IT A SUICIDE PACT LOL I DONT REALLY WANT TO SEE LC HAVE HER OWN SHOW EVENT THO I LIKE HER, I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO STAY THE SAME!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!LOL

Yeah, I'm going to be sad after the show but I think I'm going to have to pass on the slitting wrists thing/suicide pact - but good luck with that...lol.

oh & those strange sounds that come out of steven's mouth are secret communication with his home planet... where everyone spends their days surfing and trying to look "deep"

- LOL #306 - I almost spit on myself when I read that.

JASON IS SPEAKING IN FULL SENTENCES ON TRL. HE KNOWS MORE THAN 2 WORDS?!

it was a joke but i am really violent that we dont have recaps anymore or anything after the guna!! :( im sad
but no worries, i really wont kill myself lol

I am watching TRL right now and Jess and Jason were just talking. They seemed tense. I thought he lived with Deet and she visited Deet a lot. I would think they would be over it.

HEE HAW, CLICK CLACK.

Oh, please keep recapping trl - I'm still at work.

ALECIA - glad you're not really taking this too seriously! ha ha

OMG I HAVE TO MISS TRL CUZ I'M AT WORK! UGH!

ME TOO, KEEP TELLING ABOUT TRL, I AM STUCK AT WORK. AND IM BOREDDDDD!!! NO IM NOT THAT SERIOUS BUT I HAVE A DRY SENSE OF HUMOR

This is really terrible. I'm doing something that I haven't done in about 7 years. I'm watching TRL *shrudder*
THANK GOD tonight is the finale, how much lower can I sink....

And as a side note, that host girl needs to reel back the bitch attitude she's throwing at Jason. He was not the only one.

OK Stephen looked retarded, and thank you Vanessa (VJ) for making fun of his overly akward attempt to hug you.

I AM NOW GONNA LEAVE WORK SO I WILL HAVE 5 HOURS TO GET ALL DRUGGED UP FOR LAGUNA LOL OH SO SAD THIS IS. BUT IT IS FARE