As the show opened, we were once again shocked to see that Kristin, Alex H. and Jessica were nowhere to be found. Instead, we were treated to a different trio as LC sat around with loyal sidekicks Dieter (or the D-Man as I like to call him) and Jen, who lately seems to look like the bizarre love child of Ashlee Simpson and the color orange. With everyone heading off to college (READ: moving to Los Angeles to pursue acting careers and various traffic incidents with Paris Hilton), LC felt it would be important to throw yet another party to celebrate the end of summer, and quite possibly their fourteenth minute of fame. But what would the party be like? LC already threw a killer pool party a few weeks ago. Man, this is tough. Wait! Dieter has an idea!

"You know what my dream of the night would be?" he asked. I don't know what your dream of the night would be, but DO TELL!

"I want everyone here, we'll get a bunch of cool food and like--" Dieter started before LC suddenly blurted out, "No, no. This is what it's going to be." Hey, you just interrupted Dieter's DREAM NIGHT! Show some respect, bitch. Ah, but it was too late. LC had the floor: "We're all gonna get dressed up." Yay! It's like the Black & White party, but less confusing! Keep in mind that "dressing up" for the Laguna kids means wearing a t-shirt with one tacky pattern, not three.

Of course, any good party depends on the guest list, and when Dieter joked that LC should invite Jessica and Jason, she immediately balked, "Are you insane? Why would I ever invite that girl?" Uh, something I like to call "ratings." But then Dieter suggested that LC should invite Kristin because allegedly, she's "mellowed out" a lot. "Whatever, I'm so over it," LC replied, indicating she was willing to bury the hatchet. "We're gonna be living in the same town. L.A. is such a small town," she added. You know, technically, you've been living in the same town already. And I'd like to wager that Laguna Beach really is a small town. But that's okay, LC. You can't be on top of your game all the time. You probably lost a few brain cells from that time when Jen used bronzer instead of frosting on those cupcakes. Okay, that never happened; although, I'm sure Jen would incorporate bronzer into every meal if it were edible -- assuming she eats.