I used to like LC last season, but this season she has become totally pathetic! Move on girl! She even has a sidekick too!

As for Jessica- be prepared for the stalker to come out!!!

LC definatly follows the cameras around, she needs to get a life.

next week's episode = some definate catfights!!

oh yeah & poor imelda! I'd rather hang myself then work for the case-dogg lol

I really like Kristin..I didn't understand why LC was there anyway..is this a yearly trip? Then Talan talking about Kristin to LC and her sister? I don't know who that person is...but to see their faces was funny...

Poor LC, she's trying so hard to be someone everyone likes, but it's obvious it's just the opposite-no friends, pity V-day gifts-go back to school already. Jessica's a joke, Jason was lucky to get away as quickly as he did (not that he's a prize)

that's all well and good, but you better slow your roll, bitch. i love it!
l.c., give me a call..i'll show you how a real man treats a woman. :D

jason and cedric pitching and catching... hilarious

LC get a life?!
How about Eric Nies?
Reality show whores don't die. They just keep getting recycled by MTV and VH1.

Regarding the Jason/Alex kissing scene, I haven't seen less onscreen heat since the Liza Minelli/David Guest wedding video.

Aww, I like LC. She seems like she might be over the whole thing, maybe she intentionally bores the camera...

As for Imelda,I was shocked to see her actually wearing "the uniform"...modern day slavery at it's best. She even has a space to herself, probably next to the dryer in the laundry room. Casey, Alex and Taylor bug the hell out of me!!! Tres new cast members, por favor!!

Bside this is hilARious!!!

'slow your roll bitch' made me spit out my drink laughing so hard! oh, the 'Old Spice and cocaine' was funny too!! that scene reminded me of those old 80's teen party movies...

anyhoot was it just me or was jessica SUPER annoying this episode?? 'i dont wanna think about jason, i cant snowboard, it's cold, i can't balance on the snowboard, i can't wear makeup' SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY JESSICA! I'll refer to her as 'glenn' too, Bside

jason seems like he'll get bored of alex too, just like jessica. their date was so .... boring!

LC is so pathetic! i agree Bside, finish your damn degree already spoiled biatch! i used to do those puzzles in elementary school!

oh, and by the way, Casey, callate la boca, estupida pindeja rubia!

My random LB thoughts/observations/etc.:
1.Poor LC. Why is she still hanging out where the high schooler's are? Damn, Lo has more of a life than LC. And her sidekick is an ugmo.

2.Did anybody notice when Jason was talking about starting pitching and Alex was all excited like "Oooo, I want to come!!", Jason looked at her like, Bitch, calm down, it wasn't an invitation. Too funny! Also, Alex is not ugly, and Jason seems almost relieved to be having, like, a converstion with a normal human being, however, they just don't really match as boyfriend/girlfriend. To be honest, I don't think Alex is hot enough for Jason. Hence the rebound next week back to Jess. Guys will pick hot over normal anyday-am I right B-Side? Especially a high school guy? Although she is crazy as hell and annoying, she is cute, and has a hell of a rack for a teenager.

Just some things I noticed-sorry such a long post.

Ah, Jasalex, that heroic Greek warrior arises from the mists.

Kind of a weak episode, not much going down. God, what I wouldn't give for Kristen to go nuts (i.e.-act like a normal teenager) again, like she did during last years trip to Cabo. There was more einteresting television in that five minutes than there has been in most of this season. Regardless, I'm an asshole and can't stop watching.

And Jesus Christ, why is Talan even here? He's the most boring kid in the history of the universe. He makes Dieter, he of the metrosexual overplucked eyebrows, look like Van Wilder (that's right, I referenced it). Can't we just get another kid that shares (while simultaneously mispelling) his name with a body part of a bird of prey and replace Talan with him? "Hey everybody, meet Beek". I think it would do some good.

Haha I liked last season better but this Laguna beach is very entertaining also! I agree with Emily above. LC is a loser now. She needs to leave Laguna and go back to school. It was dumb of her to leave San Francisco when all last season, she was all excited to leave Laguna and then she came back. I understand people go to school and then change their minds but she only stayed a semester. She didn't give it a chance.

Alex .M is so damn hott ima amrrie her oh lord ill do anything just to see her

Casey has one hell of a body.

Jessica is out of control! Way to make a good impression with your hot ski instructor, Jessica, complain about your runny nose and not being able to wear make-up! Strangely, Jessica seems totally cool and funny on the "After Shows" I have seen. Meanwhile, I love Kristen more and more each week...I particularly enjoyed her lunging at Jessica as she was checking her voice mail in the middle of the slope!

The reason Jason's dates are boring is that he is sooooooooo dull. The only person he can actually hold real conversation with is his gay sidekick Clarence or Clancy or whatever that guys name is. They should just get together and be done with it. I do feel sorry for L.C cause she is cool but she needs to do something man.

Here's my theory about Jason: He realized last year that he somehow needed to get on this TV show, so he started dating Jessica in order to accomplish this (since she was on the show last year). He's obviously never liked her, but he had to get his foot in the door.
Then, when he realized that Alex M. would be on the show, he saw his chance to ditch Jessica and get back with Alex. Did you notice that his pre-puberty pic yesterday was of him at a dance WITH ALEX?
He may be boring, but he's a smart cat. He knew how to get his face time and now girls all over the country are talking about how hot he is. Pure genius.

Good conspiracy theory B-Rock. That actually seems like it could make sense. I like Alex a lot, but I still don't think Jason and Alex are a good match. I don't think Jason is gay, either. He's just that sporty/mechanical-boy type that thinks about that stuff (baseball/motorcycles)pretty much 24/7 and likes to hang with his
boy(s). Didn't we all know the type in HS? And, no they didn't grow up to be gay. All the other major players have sidekicks-why can't J have his sidekick without being gay? Just asking.

Has anyone else noticed how "dressed up" Jason gets for his dates? In a previous episode he wore a white undershirt on his date with Jessica and then on this episode he wore a plain yellow shirt. Come on, at least put a little effort to look nice!

Since Alex H. became Roz, I alugh hysterically every time I see her

I'm glad you noticed the Old Spice, too.

Though it doesn't seem possible, your recaps are even better than the actual show.

Thank You!

So....LC and Jason are together...again...check these pics out. Not the best quality but you can see her little head and classic big frame glasses in one of the pics.
http://community.webshots.com/album/421926662awzcos

CASEY IS A PORN STAR, PROBABLY!

Sadie-
Thanks for sharing the pics with us! How do you find them?

Did you notice that when Casey and Taylor asked Alex and Jason "what's the deal?" that the camera was on Cedric for his reaction?

Aaawwwww! Poor Cedric!!

Jason is sooo boring! But he is hot, and i agree, possibly an evil genius as well.
Also, how hilarious was it when Kristen got off the phone with Stephen and said,
"How am I going to like, deal with this"

Yeah...I feel the same about LC. Ditching college after one semester and moving back home to live with the rents is just lame. But...that's the curse of Laguna Beach - Lots of kids just end up hanging out there forever, taking a few classes at OCC (Orange Coast College) but mostly just get high.

When you grow up in paradise, everywhere else sucks by comparison.

Why does everyone give Jess such a hard time. Love sux.. its not her fault she fell for the super hott jerk. I hope she finally steps up and kicks Alex M's trifling lil ass. I'm so amped to see her get pissed off at her new boyfried next week.. if he did it to Jess with her what makes her think she's so freakin special... DOWN BIOTCH

Casey reminds me of Cher on Clueless.

does anyone know what these kids are doing now? chillin in the guna?

Didn't anyone notice Alex looking around the room while making out with Jason? Creepy.

Casey reminds me of
Miss Howard Stern..
Andrea Brooke Ownbey
seen here
http://www.imageside.com/andrea/

She even talks like her

lol

I used to completely feel bad for Jessica because I HATE cheaters and liars but then after realizing how annoying and completely oblivious she is to reality, I no longer felt sympathy for her. Any female with half an ounce of self-esteem would have known better and dumped Jason the first 800 times you felt like he was cheating on you. Even if she honestly did not know he was cheating, She should have dumped him for just treating her like complete shit. I mean, it seemed like she was only with him because he is "hot and popular" (which i don't think he is hot at all, he's like Paul Mark Gossler making out with a cat) because she would very often bitch and be annoyed with how he was.

Casey...I agreed with Kristin on everything is fake about that girl. I really can't believe there are people out there like her that act, look, and dress like her. It makes me very sad being a girl.

This comment was great: he's like Paul Mark Gossler making out with a cat.

Anyway, this episode was kind of boring. I laughed when I saw L.C. and company sitting in the condo, trying to finish a puzzle and talking about how great it is to not go outside. Jason and Alex were uninteresting, and even Stephen and Kristin didn't have much drama. Come on Kristin, where's the "Remember last year when I hated you because you were all over Lauren" comment?

The second I heard Jason say he was starting to pitch I thought, "So you and Cedric reversed roles?"

Anyone else notice how Taylor was covering up when she was getting into the hot tub? Modest or disfiguring scar?

Although it would probably take the best line ever spoken to top, "I don't love you; I L-U-V you," "Will you make un quesadilla por favor?" is pretty hilarious.

Okay, I wanna know why Talan didn't go back and tell Kristin that Stephen had given LC candy and flowers. He spilt the beans about the dinner, why not start more drama the other way? Man, I bet Kristin told him to tell her or at least mentioned the dinner because she knew he was going to meet with LC....what a pawn....

and come on! He DOES look like (opps) Mark Paul Gossler making out with a cat. Those that don't know who Mark Paul Gossler is (and you SO should) here:

http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/586/1sb19.jpg

Look, Alex can be Kelly!

I have a feeling Jason is less boring in person. Every time the cameras are on him, he seems petrified into a near mute state.

Sadie, I wasn't disagreeing with you. The fact that it's true is what made me laugh so much.

I know, I just had to restate that fact. It's such a weird resemblance and I think Jason probably IS that boring in real life. He seems like a stereotypical dumb jock who screws anything he can.

I don't think these are really thier myspaces (except maybe alex's) but at least there's new pics for b-side to comment on!

alex m's myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=23092343&Mytoken=20050907131844

kristin's myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=28011791&Mytoken=20050907133040

Stephan's myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=27716939&Mytoken=20050907133050

Talan's Myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=27732424&Mytoken=20050907133040

the pic kristin was showing roz of her and talan:
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=27732424&imageID=213464562&Mytoken=20050907133643

It hurts when I laugh. I was sooooooo looking forward to your witty observation of Casey ordering a quesadilla. It was well worth the pain I feel right now laughing my ass off as my back spasms escalate!!

So if LC and company think it's too cold to go outside, why on earth did they go to Mammoth in the first place... totally following the cameras. And what's with Kristin giving Stephen the pity "yes I'll come and visit" line? Who wouldn't want to hang out with gorgeous Stephen?!!

Absolutely hilarious!!!

This episode was a bit boring, but I'm totally looking forward to the next one. I can't wait until Jessica and Jason do the nasty and Alex finds out.

Did anyone notice that in the previews Kristen was hanging out with Alex? - Didn't someone say they heard that Kristen and Jessica had a falling out?

Jessica.....nagging housewife in training. It's so painful to observe!

Well, here are some pictures of Kristin. There are a lot of pictures with Roz and a few with Alex.

http://community.webshots.com/album/413455826KJOqND

i actually don't think lc went to mammoth to get air time. i think mtv wanted her there, otherwise when would they have talan spill the news?

LC was there BEFORE Kristin and her minions. Talan said "LC is already up there."

Lol, Ok I came across this site on accident and I'm addicted. Laguna Beach has to be my dirtiest little secert cause I feel I'm too old to watch it lol. Anyways Jessica is really annoying I think she got on the show cause of her jiggle cookies. Jason hes cute but he looks like way to old to be in HS and he doesn't seem to be a hairy gorilla and it seems like he never gets a 5'o clock shadow like most guys so what does he do glue pubes on his face? LOL, sorry that was a tab bit gross. I used to love LC and felt so bad for her because Stev-o was using her as a f*ck toy when little miss Jay Leno chin was being a little brat. Also when do these kids go to freakin school or do homework u never see them comming home from school its like a 24/7 vacation. I can't stand Casey we had a girl like that in our HS she was apart of our "clique" no one really liked her but she was really rich so we used her house for parties and used her for money (yea yea I know mean but hey we were HSers) anyways her hair always freakin smelled cause she rarely washed it due to her weave so I have a feeling Casey doesn't smell that great either. I can't stand Kristen either maybe its because she reminded me of me in HS lol sad yea but she isn't as annoying this season. I wonder what they are going to do next season when these brats are off to college? Follow em around to frat parties and watch em get gang-banged while playing beer pong? Anyways love the re-caps. They coulda given Jason a better looking side-kick other then rat faced Cedric none of em are cute this season Jason is alright but the pubes on his face scare me.

I have to agree...Jessica is very pretty...though she will be a chunky one...and does she have an ounce of coordination? She needs to stop whining and get over Jason..i mean they only dated for 2 months right? GET OVER IT! She was better off with Dieter. Poor LC, she needs to stop laying down for Stephen..she is the number 2 girl and I am not sure why because Kristin although she is cute...what a big mouth!

Weston, I checked out those photos. Where does this stuff come from? Is the cast just trying to stir up some publicity for themselves?

And BoQueefa, it is likely that you are not too old. We compared ages last week and many of us are in our 30's. It is a dirty little secret.

One of my friends set me the link in a facebook message but I have no idea where his friend got the link. All three of us are huge fans of this show even though we think it's one of the most ridiculous shows ever. For some reason it's still too damn entertaining to avoid watching.

Thank god I am not the only pathetic person in their 30's watching this show...Its so stupid I love it! although I liked the drama between Stephen, LC and Kristin better last year...I hope the shows picks up alittle...I am hoping Kristin's next spring break with make another good episode

this is the funniest s*** in the whole entire world!! I agree with everything 100% I would write more but my maid is going to go make me a quesadilla then she's going to give me a bath. I LOVE HER!

It's really weird but last season I really hated Kristin but now I feel like shes the only normal one.

In the previews for next week it looked like Kristin was hanging out with Alex but who knows, it could have been just edited like that for the preview.

I'm glad people still remember the #1 quote from this show "I don't love you, I L-U-V you" HAHA, meanwhile in an earlier episode Talan was like "I would so marry Taylor..she is such a cutie" or some shit. He is a strange one. At their wedding it would be like "I do, L-U-V you Taylor you cutie".

Well, I found a BUNCH of pictures of the cast and it seems like they are all actually just friends. There are pics of Alex and Kristin hanging out getting drunk, LC and Kristin being friendly at parties, hell there's a pic of last season's preacher's daughter christina flashing in her short skirt. It leads me further to believe that this is not real but fake drama...go figure right? The show is still far more entertaining than the OC though.

Sadie-
Where are the pictures, I would like to see them! Thanks!

heyy i look forward to reading your reviews of the show as much as i look forward to watching it. your comments about the main characters and their "sidekicks" are hilarious. I think its funny that talan's new sidekick Jeff is the none other than the boy Roz got a little action with after winterformal. sidekick love!

Sidekick love- its great!!!
I like that.

Oh god, your comments about the newspaper coming spinning towards the screen, Extra Extra, warm sunny weather is like the opposite of snow. Killed me. I don't have mtv anymore so this is my only dose of these shows, thanks!

Can someone tell me why Stephen keeps going back to Kristen when LC is begging for his hot beef? I have a sneaking suspicion that Kristen likes the back door action.

I still hate Alex M.. well hate i such a strong word.. strongly dislike... but I did wonder why the hell is Kristin hanging out with Taylor and Alex in next weeks show??? Isnt Taylor still whining how big of whore she is?
And how much is it gonna cost to take Casey out.. that voice sounds like a chipmunk on crack.

Why in the world would LC go to Mammoth if she hates the cold weather so much? She said herself that her and her buddy never left their condo except to sit in the hot tub.. and go out to eat. Why go???

God I love the Cedric & Jason comments, it's all so true if you just WATCH them on the show. It's sad, but that's what I look for when I watch now, hah.

And am I the only one not in her 30's? lol.

. I wonder if the Masters ever make their Sidekicks battle each other. You know, like a teenybopper version of Pokémon. The Cedric/Dieter smackdown would be legendary.

that made me laugh like whoa.i am just imagining little animated 'guners battling. 'effin fantastic.

So this is sad that I know all of this, yes I know, but check these out. I believe it's their real myspaces. Those others are I think fake, except for Alex's b/c thats her music one.(Some of them don't add people that they don't know)

Jenn(LC's Sidekick)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2496345&Mytoken=20050909021009

Jeff (Talans Sidekick)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2924605&Mytoken=20050909021037

Christina
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3182382&Mytoken=20050909021100

Taylor
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=9772478&Mytoken=20050909021123

Alex M.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12637002&Mytoken=20050909021142

Morgan S. (Taylors Friend)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=13649384&Mytoken=20050909021158

Dieter(Stephen's Sidekick)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4508977&Mytoken=20050909021305

Talan
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=23459030&Mytoken=20050909022631

That's odd, my post just showed up...oh and those myspaces are fake. Alex M (has two), Taylor, and Dieter are the only ones with real ones so if you want to see pics you can go there or google. Hope that helped anyone else that wanted pics.

The fake Kristin myspace page has the most hideous background ever.

I already posted that Shhh, It's a secret. You, however, posted the real Taylors:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=9772478&Mytoken=20050909021123

and this is the real Alex M's:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=12637002&Mytoken=20050909021123

Everyone else has been proven fake by the real oc pubboards or whatever. I think it is BEYOND sad that people would fake being them but even more sad that people would fake being the unknowns like Morgan S and Jeff....that's just....wow.

We need to find a real myspace page for Roz . To the Google!

OMFG.
AHAHAHA.

"You better hide your bunny"

AHAHHA.

That is the funniest thing ever.

Of course people who didn't see Fatal Attraction so wouldn't get it.

how pissed would you be if getty images got your picture and name mixed up ......

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=53442711&cdi=0

I didn't know that Jason and LC dated or anything like that, and where did those of pics of them on that date come from. Was it a part of the show? When exactly was they ever toghter.

Am I the only one who thinks that Jason does major bong hits before his camera appearances? This totally explains why he is always so dopey and smirky....

Jason needs to share his bong with Casey and stop that chick from speaking.. but then she's probably so studid she wouldnt know how to inhale. She makes sad. Jason is hot though.
side note.. any1 wanna buy 2 lesbian cats? yea.. didnt think so... dammit

Jessica needs a nice warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP! Nice report, B-Side.

Jason is a freaking stoner (or possibly mildly retarded)... that's the ONLY thing that can explain it. Also hes an asshole, but probably just because hes scared of girls and doesnt know how to act around them. Alex is ugly and fat, but its funny how she goes tanning and tries to loose weight after shes dating Jason. Kristen is HILARIOUS and a bitch and I love it and want to be her. Jessica is kinda annoying but I feel bad for her, and I've been with a Jason so I kinda understand where she's coming from, but it WAS only like 2 months. When Roz talks its like "um are you even talking?!" because shes a freaking wall. LC is pathetic, and I think that Stephen is a dork, and hes not really that hot, he looks like a pretty 14 year old girl. They are all cokeheads.

I LOVE YOU JASON !!!!! I REALLY DO I LOVE YOU GO OUT WITH ME!!!

whats "the real oc pubboards" ?

if ne one has pix of jason plzz tell me..