This mighty episode began with who else? Kristin, Jessica, and Roz. We didn't find them in their typical haunts -- spa, Koffee Klatch, Kristin's bedroom. Instead, the babbling trio ensconced themselves in the joyful comforts of a porch swing. Well, except for Jessica. She was confined to a lowly rocking chair. Anyway, the big topic of conversation was not how awesome the porch swing was (even though CLEARLY it was very awesome), but instead prom. Yes, prom season was upon us, which meant it was time for everyone to fret needlessly about getting asked. Kristin kicked off the roundtable discussion, asking, "If you could go with anyone in the school, who would you go with?" I believe you have the floor, Roz.

"Maybe Mikey J. because he'd be a fun date," Roz answered. Who is this mysterious Mikey J.? Normally I wouldn't care, but anyone who piques the interest of our dearest Roz has got to be worth something, right? Nevertheless, she continued, "I've never gone to a dance with him or anything." Roz then added, "Actually, I've never gone to a dance at all. TEACH ME, GREAT MASTER!"

Okay, Roz didn't say that. Instead, she simply passed the question on to Jessica. "Who do you want to go with, Jessica?" she asked. Uh oh. Will this be our last moment of tranquility before a full-fledged episode of Jason drama? Thankfully not. Actually, Jessica was surprisingly normal and non-annoying this episode. I don't know why. I thought it was quite disarming, to be honest. Anyway, Jessica said she wanted to go with Jeff, a.k.a. her dreamboat rebound from last episode (who, ahem, hooked up with Kristin, but whatevs, right?). As for the star of the show, Kristin fretted that no one was going to ask her to the prom. Yeah, you're only one of MTV's hottest breakaway stars. You'll never find someone to ask you to the prom...