b-slide!
you are my god
you are so freaking funny
i love you hahahaha

Must admit I was a little dissapointed with this post.
B-Side you didn't elaborate on none of the quite haa-larious parts.

The boy-on-boy kiss for instance. I was just waiting to see what you would write!!!!

Did anyone else notice during the Alex and Jason kiss she seemed way more into it than she did? It seemed like he kept trying to pull away and she kept pulling him back.
And then "oh this is soo embarassing" how lame!!

Oh and I actually liked Casey's dress. Little much for prom, considering what the other girls had on...guess no one told her they were going casual.
But on someone else-I liked the dress.

I thought Casey's dress looked familiar..........

http://media.santabanta.com/gal/event/grammy/68.jpg

First I must say I loved the whole "Tell me more, tell me more..." I could just hear it in my head.

Anyhoo, I was disappointed that Darth had cut his hair, he didn't look so funny anymore!

Well we all know that Cami supposedly walked in on Jessica giving Jason head, so maybe Jason is packing alot of junk in the trunk if you know what I mean and Cami thought she would get some on prom night. Anybody else agree?

And also did anyone notice that when Alex and Jason were making out in the parking lot she didn't have her shoes on and her feet were black. Nasty!

I've been patiently waiting for the recap all day - and it was totally worth it!
Casey is a skank.
"Mission Viejo is the new Chino." Awesome.

My prom was fun, but no where near this. We all got together at someone's house took pictures with our own cameras and went to dinner. This was like a big awards show or something. I think MTV isn't allowed inside the dances so they pay someone to take a small camera in there and film. Remember Cedric's video from Winter Formal?

Sheryl Crow wore that same dress Casey did to an event and caused a big stir. It didn't look any better on her.

DARTH!

This is the funniest shit I've read! I didn't take a lunch yet waiting for this. Kristin's donkey voice made me cry!! Thanks! You made my day!

Cedlander!

LMAO

Emily,

Where/when did we find out that cami walked in on jessica blowing jason?

Myaseals-

If you go to post #53 from the Fiesta recap it talks about it there. Hope that helps!

Cami is the one who told Alex that Jessica and Jason fool around while he was dating Alex. It was the espiode with Alex, Roz, Kristen and Taylor at dinner together...

"There's Something About Cedric."

^ HILarious! Best line in the entire recap!

Roz and her cohorts are such snotty little bitches.
I live directly in between Laguna and Mission Viejo. The two towns are a whopping 10 to 15 miles apart, and MV is far from run down. It's actually quite beautiful and has a lot of extremely wealthy areas.
The difference: wealthy folks in MV build their houses on man-made lakes. The idiots in Laguna build their houses on cliffs, totally in danger of dropping into the ocean after the next big rainy season or eathquake.
So maybe the women of Laguna apply their makeup better, but at least the folks from Mission Viejo aren't so stupid that they build their houses on the edge of cliffs, sure to drop into the ocean one day.
So Roz, your makeup may not look trashy, but you sure are one dumb bitch.

Good recap, however I'm a little disappointed that the scene where Jessica went up to Cami and Jason as Cami was putting on his boutteniere wasn't mentioned. Jessica went up to Cami and was like "You have to do this," and pretended to stab him with the needle! Hmmm...you think she's over it yet?

I have two words: Um. ew. for Alex and Jason's Beast on Beast action.

Also, confusion: In the post-prom recap, did Talan say he hooked up with Kristin? and then say she made out with 15 dudes? Because I thought he did, but then Kristin was wondering who Talan hooked up with.

I bet there is a nasty strain of chlamydia going round those 'Guna Tunas. Especially with Jason cutting a swath through those ladies (LC, what??)

GUNA TUNAS!! ghahaha, KW that was good...and b-side " Behold! the black girl of Laguna Beach" classic...

Guna Tunas...I'm going to use that one!

Is it just me or do the girls really not dress up enough for prom. At my school it was an excuse for everyone to get a really fancy dress, but all their dresses looked like they came from Forever 21.

Did anyone else notice how hard the guys were laughing when they were talking about Jason and Alex hooking up? You know it was about her stinky Guna Tuna from the previous episode!

I like your recap but I thought for sure you would be all over the man on man kissing in this episode. I don't think the guys realize it was caught on film, which makes for killer commentary. Also I thought you for sure would have something to say about Jessica trying to tell Cami how to put Jason's corsage on. She obviously is still on his jock. But all and all, this wasn't my favorite episode. And the random LC & Stephen moments were totally unnecessary.

Cedric and Jason's night? Jeez you are truly a genius that was hilarious!

That was too funny I kept checking all day to see if your article was up I love it! But the Alex Jason kiss was way scary he was totally trying to get away, and didnt she go get her hair done at the salon? Why did it look worse than usual then? And she just keeps getting fatter and fatter.

Has anyone watched the MTV Overdrive for this show? Well, we get to go home with Jeff. Poor Jeff. His bedroom is a garage! No kidding-he has to use the automatic garage door to get in and out of his room. He also has to do this when he wants to go into the main part of the house to use the bathroom. I felt so sorry for him. I wonder if he has a wicked step-monster who has made him move down there? His room is really lame compared to the other kids-his bed is a roll-out couch and he has this really sad picture of kids that says 'a smile is the same in any language' (or something like that) which he pointed out during his tour! He then made fun of his 12 year old jeep and talked about how the engine is shot and the transmission is gone etc. I used to think he was a big dweeb-now I just feel really sorry for him. So sad.

Before his haircut, Darth bore a striking resemblance to the Heat Miser.

Check it out:
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/9051/

So after seeing the previews for next week, I kinda now see the whole point of why they keep showing LC and Stephen (no matter how boring they are). Looks like LC and Ape Boy Jason are going to "Hook Up" or something. And can someone clarify what "Hooking up" means for HS kids...does it imply sex? or just like a handjob?

And the one ehtnic girl....she is not very cute. And I agree with the dress attire for the prom...why were all the girls wearing dresses off of the sales rack? And even though Casey-dilla was are whored out for the event, at least she had on a formal gown.

b-side, as always, loved the recap. kisses. xoxox

I couldn't wait for the recap after seeing the show. I thought it was hilarious when Taylor hugged her date then she almost hugged the creepy tow truck lady but quickly changed her mind. I agree with the previous comments about the prom dresses. Ours were much more formal at my high school. Although the guys didn't go through such elaborate measures to surprise us, the just asked!

I thought their prom dresses were gorgeous especially Alex H.'s and Taylor's.

I think the girls all looked really pretty in those dresses, but when i went to prom everyone wore formal attire. the guys wore tuxedos and the girls wore evening gowns or at the very least cocktail dresses. these kids all looked so casual. how does that make prom "special" from any other night out?

b-slide, you've done it again! i love your weekly post.
I think kristin looked kinda boring. her hair looked normal, her dress is cheap! I cant wait to next weeks review, i wanna see what you got to say about Lc and Jason

"I half expected to find Talan's dead body slumped on the floor, a hapless victim of carbon monoxide poisoning."

"and it was time for all the girls to get their hair did"--HI-larious! You are awesome!

God, I live for Laguna Beach. Is anyone else freaking out about what they're gonna do when the season ends? I mean, all those kids are graduating...they can't just do an entire show about Cami. I'm not so sure I would tune in every week to see her spilling out of that skin tight D&G spandex shirt.

They should all forget college and stay in Laguna. God, it's gorgeous, if I lived there I wouldn't go! They kinda act like they wanna leave sometime but i mean, hell-o, it's not turkish prison here!

Anyway, does anyone know how many episodes are left?

Oh man, not only did we get to see Cammi, but also Kyndra (no, not Kendra, that wouldn't be cool enough). Wasn't she the one who told Jessica that Jason and Alex were macking or something like that? And Kyndra was friends with Cammi? Sounds like that whole Cammi stealing Jason away theory is starting to make sense...
Also loved the cattiness with Cammi and Kyndra when referring to asking Alex if it was okay if Cammi went to prom with Jason...something to the effect of "I'm glad she said yes", "Yeah, but if she said no it wouldn't have stopped you". I want more Cammi and Kyndra and less Talan. And less Stephen for that matter...and less LC...and less everybody except for Kristen, actually.

I enjoyed how after Taylor got set-up for the towjob Jake just casually walked up to her and asked and she was like "Okay" and immediately went back to worrying about her car. Only after he said it was a set-up and she wasn't really getting towed did she get excited. Hey man, I understand, I wouldn't give a damn about going to prom with red-haired kid either.

Also, my favorite moment of the season, hands down, was Roz' very OC orientated slam of Casey's make up skills. It's the most bizarre thing I've ever heard.

God, I hope Stephen gets pissed next week when LC goes out with Jason. Who's who going to run to then? Hopefully, he'll just get back to giving himself handjobs and we can all forget about him like we desperatly want to.

And I disagree about Casey looking like a cheap hooker, I think she looks like a very expensive hooker. You know the kind.

Can't wait for the LC/Jason date (what would that name combo be?), it's going to be a study of highly poetic conversation I'm sure...

Jason: ...Hey.
LC: Do you think Stephen wants to date me?
Jason: YeaNo.
LC: I heart Stephen.
Jason: ...(sound of breathing)...
LC: I hate...like...you know?
Jason: NoYeah.

Top notch.

I meant to say 'very OC oriented', not very OC orientated'. I'm sorry, all this Laguna Beach is crippling my word skills.

i was so confused about the prom dresses. the dudes put more effort into dressing up than the girls. i thought casey's dress was cute, maybe a tad too much for high school but not slutty. yeah, why the boy kiss? do boys do that often or only rich boys? oh, i agree about Alex and the dirty ass feet. that was nasty, the poor whore probably has ringworm now.

I don't even know what to say about these kids anymore. I wish MTV would make the show an hour long instead so we could get a little more dirt!! They just try to jam too much into such a short episode. Anyways, prom in laguna certainly lived up to it's expectations. The kids sort of dressed up, went to a pre-party that could probably rival most red carpet events, got wasted, danced for like 15 mintues and then left to hook up with random peers....ahhh, to be young again. Actually, my prom wasn't that different. we just got really dressed up, had our parents take some pictures of us in the living room, ate a crappy dinner, got drunk, went to the dance for like an hour and then headed out for the post-prom party which was usually located in a gravel pit or field. Okay so it was completely different, but it still would have made for good tv. These kids don't know how to party I tell ya...of course you know what they say about Wisconsin drinkers...professionals. Anyways, the guy on guy action in this episode was pretty random and very hilarious!! So was the part when Talan and Ced cracked up that Jason hooked up with Alex. And B-Side, I could not stop laughing at the picture of the tow truck lady....worst cameo ever!! So hilarious!!!

OK. I too was disappointed that the boy/boy kiss wasn't exploited. WTF??
My (usually very low) opinion of Cedric went up a bit with his snotty remark and giggle about Cami. That was funny!
Why did Casey take her dad to the prom? Couldn't she get a date??

Cedric and Alex getting their hair done together was the best transexual event on prom day.

Who else is hoping that season three is NOT about Cami? It would be like watching Morgan and Christina again, just without all the Christ-stuff.

Hilarious recap, the best of all the LB recaps so far, IMO.

Pre-prom party was the best part of the entire episode. did anyone hear Jessica trying to stab Jason with his boutteniere? girl is annoying and will haunt him forever. did he take her virginity or something? ass-ginity?

I love how everyone's appalled about lauren and jason, even quesi the new girl was like, "are you KIDDING ME?!"

plus, i think ced was getting the front of his hair relaxed, not highlighted. gayer?

Am I mistaken or did I see Cedric either hit someone in the balls or take a shot to the balls followed by high-pitch homosexual giggles? Please tell me someone else saw this. Im not sure if it was before or after the kiss but either way- it was fantastic.

So I have no Tivo, but when the man-on-man kiss went down I did a major double take and prayed my TV would magically morph into Tivo so I could make sure I had really just witnessed man love on my MTV. No such luck. Seriously though, WTF? That's the Guna I want, it is National Coming Out Week after all.

Alex is getting more and more hideous by the week. She looks like a man, talks like a man, and fights like a man. Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh...Ciara!

Sarah-Alyse,

This season ends November 4th but the new season starts in 2006. Yes, MTV picked up a third season of Laguna Beach but this season it has some competition... a show called 8th and Ocean. It's about 10 supermodels living in an ocean front condo in Miami. I think it's going to be ok but it wont drown out Laguna Beach.

Kristin is living in Marina Del Rey with Alex. Stephen and his bro are living in Manhattan Beach. My friend was at a party with Talan over the weekend and had nothing good to say about him at all. Jason is dating LC in REAL LIFE.. he goes to ASU and she still lives here in LA. Taylor is attending U of A. Kristin was attending Loyola Marymount but dropped out to persue her acting/modeling/hopefully playboy career. Dieter is going to Santa Monica with Stephen. LC is just interning at 3dots. Damn, I read way too much online entertainment news. www,eonline.com and google news.

This episode was epic. My most favorite all season long. I thought the girls looked really pretty. No matter what anyone says Kristin is my favorite and always will be. I loved her dress. Talan is just a huge cunt. He can't get Taylor so, he moves on to Kristin... what makes him think shes gonna want him if Taylor didnt? he just needs to get over it. LC and Stephen are so gonna do it (again!). I can't wait to see the Jason and LC romance unfold. I sure hope Cami isnt the lead next season... I hate that bitch and no, it's not cause shes black. It's cause shes the suck. Besides if she is the lead that means the show will go one for at least 4 seasons because she is only a sophomore. I think that would be killing a dead horse... dont you? I think 3 seasons is plenty.

that house was pretty decked out, but by the loooks of the house it probably hosts those types of parties alot. and not all the moms looked cheap, although i was really sad that casey's mom didnt make a showing

B-Side

I am very saddened that you don't read my comments because if you did, you would know that this WAS a carefully planned...plan of Cami's because she is the almighty God and has a plan for Jason. He's the next Jesus, didn't you know?

Seriously, cami is everywhere and i already told you she was a soph-junior... :(

i thought cami looked brazilian

the link for kristin's donkey voice was probably the best thing i've ever heard in my entire life. i listened to it about 3 times and laughed my ass off. god, you're amazing. thanks for making me laugh like... all the eff-ing time.

before i head to bed, here is some juicey gossip i found on a blog:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/3798962.html#cutid1

B-Side, sorry, this is sarah:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2070641&Mytoken=6C61C4ED-12C3-C6B2-30E1136BD8B5187B7566936

B-Side Rules! I love the shot out to Talan's mom- how did I miss her? Or The big tuna's black feet? I thought that the kids were more dressed up for prom last season. I loved the look on Stephen's face as LC and Jason talked (during the previews for the next show).

Roz' line was brilliant. Sooo Laguna. Even funnier is the post by OC Chick up there trying to defend the honor of Mission Viejo. Hilarious!

There is no doubt that Cedris is gay now. Why would he let himself be filmed with Alex Man at a salon? Cami might need a stronger bra than Jessica

do u think kristin still talks to roz and jessica now or has she become hollywood now?

J-

the imagined, yet i'm sure very likely, convo with LC and Jason was just.. great.

..(Sound of breathing)..

hahah! love it.

OMG! Thanks for posting that blog site # 48. That was juicy info. Anyhoo, I think that now we know why Cami told Alex about Jason and Jessica...she had an agenda. But what is Cedric's agenda here? Does he want Alex? Does he want Jason?

Can't wait for next week to see what happens at LCs. I hope Kristin shows up then both she and LC can ignore the shit out of Stephen.

I care waaaaay to much about this show :(

I posted already about Roz's MV comment.....very dissapointed in Roz. Nuff said.

I wanted to add, I saw a commercial featuring Pinocchio. I thought it was Talan, at first.

They look exactly alike.

oh ya, and one more thing. Did anyone see what Cheryl Crow wore to the Grammys?

Same dress Casey wore to the Prom.

I didn't go to my prom I was too busy getting drunk and getting laid. (hey it was cheaper) Sarah-Alyse, yea Laguna is soo pretty but I have a feeling its a suburb and if you've lived in one all ur life (like me) no matter how pretty it is u get awfully bored and want to venture out and spread ur wings and sooner or later come back. Anyways I am very sad like everyone else B-side didn't comment on the homosexual kissing it broke my heart. Ok Casey looked awful I can't believe they let girls dress like that at prom hell girls were getting kicked out at our homecomming for dressing like that lol anyways good re-cap.

I may be wrong, but I thought that Roz was bugging Kristin about not getting asked to the prom because she was in on it with Talon. She looked like she knew what was going on when they drove up to Kristin's garage, and from what I saw she was the one that opened the door when Kristin was counting.

Rick D.

Haha! "there's something about Cedric!" that was funny!

Didn't casey wear the same dress that Sheryl Crow wore to some award show? HAHA

Clearly, you either have to be a former porn star or have something utterly wrong with you to name your son "Talan"

I dont get it...who was Cedric talking about in Zoolander?

i think it was funny that jessica thought cami should stab jason with the pin and he was like "you need to go away now."

i think jessica is okay, and i think jason is atrocious and maybe retarded, but i still thought that was great. because jessica was right, he should have been stabbed with the pin, but she did need to go away.

i loved loved this recap. the part about finding talan dead from carbon monoxide poisoning made me laugh out loud. i am going to be devastated when this season comes to a close.

I guess I am way too into this show! I took the liberty of e-mailing Cami of few forums back and telling her to read TVgasm,(b/c it was too funny) when she was first mentioned, she e-mail me back and said, she read it, but tries to stay away from those things b/c people take the show tooo serious, and they say hurtful things. Anyway, she then told me that they ARE taping season 3 NOW and she is the lead! BUT they are still keeping up with everyone from past seasons and not really focusing on what is going on in LB. My guess is they are using her to be the lead since they are going to still call the show LB- would be lame if they called it LB and none of the kids lived there.so that's my LB gossip, which I recieved 1st hand from Cami.

that was funny when jason just said "you need to go away." he is such a moron and i can't believe all these LB girls go for him - now LC.

and i am disappointed you didn't mention that cedric hit one of the guys in the balls. he's a total homo.

How is it that Casey's parents let her look that stupid? Isn't there someone who can tell her she looks like a fool? Of course, my prom was in the basement of a bowling alley back when a lot of girls still wore hoop skirts and poof skirts. I guess no one told us we looked stupid, either.

I am gonna be very sad when this season ends. What will we all talk about then?

It's just a wild guess but I'm thinking.... THE THIRD SEASON!

Rotflmao!!! Weeeee this show is TOO funny.

HA HA HA! Freudian perhaps! Talan's mom is a pornstar and he takes trampy to the prom.

yeah, but if the 3rd season is all about Cami, I don't know if its gonna be as good.

i didnt think that this season would be good but i love it even more than the first! YAY Laguna! GO LAGUNA!

My high school was L--- Beach high school (not laguna obviously). When we had sports matches we would scream "Go Beach!". All the other schools would make fun of us for it but we know they were jealous because we were so much cooler--and we had a beach!

What scene is it when the boys are playing 'hit the balls'? I missed that.

Thank u for sharing SKM.

Yeah. I saw the homo kiss, but I missed the ball scene too.

Has anybody heard about a 3rd season?! Im guessing Kristin probably wont be a part of it since she's MS. HOLLYWOOD now.. They need to scratch LC and Stephen..no drama there.. The 3rd season better not be about Kyndra and Cami.. how boring would that be

have to say your recaps are the best. i've never seen so many self absorbed people in my life. can't you just see kristin and talan in their 50's talking about being on LB...that will be their claim to fame. Not too impressed with the prom, but most proms aren't impressive. We got hotel rooms for before and after...sex, drugs and alcohol and i turned out ok! i'm talking a looonnng time ago...

You're very welcome Tiffany!

Is it just me or does that Sarah girl look like a cross between Kirsten Dunst and Cameron Diaz????

Who's sarah?

gotta say my favorite moment was at the end of the show, when all the girls were talking about prom, and man-alex said "omg prom was so fun!!!" or whatever, and then they cut to the guys and jason said "last night SUCKED." guess man-alex isn't a very good kisser.

I can't believe I know this and am admitting it but Casey's dress was not only Sheryl Crow's Grammy dress but also one of the several dresses that Ava wore to her party on "My Super Sweet Sixteen" (Season 1, that is). Remember they went to the Versace (?) store and the mother made her sew the front up because she thought it was too low cut?

I'm deeply ashamed of myself.

I think they were playing hit the balls after the man love was given. I am hoping to catch a re-run to confirm this because I couldn't be sure if I was seeing correctly.

Lisa, excellent pick-up on Jason's version of prom vs. Alex's. He did look like he was trying to pull away from her but I guess he figured smelly cat was better than no cat at all.

I think we should pull together a collection fund to purchase Cammi a decent flat iron. If the girl is going to be featured prominently in the upcoming season, she needs some help.

I never waste time reading or writing in blogs but yours IS SOOOOO WORTH IT!! It is HYSTERICAL....."There's something about Cederic" was this weeks best part!!!! Thank for bringing tears of joy to my eyes!!!!

1) The man-kiss. I watched it like 5 times on the Tivo and didn't get it. But it was kinda hot.

2) I think Cedric was getting his hair straightened, not highlighted. He actually said, "hey, its not my fault my hair's not straight in the front." So there's not much of a difference, I guess, just trying to be a smart-ass.

3) The part that I CANNOT BELIEVE NO ONE HAS TALKED ABOUT HERE!!!! When Cami and Jason were hugging at the pre-party and Jason said that Cami looked good, Cedric was standing right next to them and said something like, "if I were you I'd just... (insert sucking noise here, a la the Beatles song "Girl." You know... "Giiiirllll... [big inhale sucking sound]...)" I rewound and watched it a few times, I SWEAR this happened... and then the camera lingered on a closeup of Cedric for a second as he looked like a deer caught in headlights, clearly thinking "Did I just say that!?!?!"

Anyone with me on this? Anyone?

hahahaha mission viejo. it doesn't matter where you live in orange county, it all sucks. especially laguna beach.

fyi- Cedric was getting his hair straightened in the front, not highlighted. ever GAYer

Where are all the gays? Why didn't Jeff go to prom with the boy he kissed? It's time to come out of the closet! And Cedric honey, forget the chemical straightener and get a flat iron... but keep it away from Kristin, she is dangerous.

I so agree with everyone else on the "homo-erotic" scenes we are now seeing on this show. Do you guys remember the first episode when Jason and Cedric were at the batting cage and Cedric bent over and Jason stuck the bat up his ass?? I was so caught off guard by that that I had to point it out to my husband and ask if that was something he and his buddies did in high school. His reply was, "Hell no! We were all straight!" Well, obviously he isn't the biggest fan of the show, but I think he had a point. I guess that scene was just a teaser, a preview of what was to come! Maybe instead of following Cami next year, they should follow Cedric and Jason and watch as their love unfolds and they come out of the closet and into each other's arms! Now that's entertainment! Who's with me?!

This was one of the funniest reviews i have read!!

None of Jason's hook ups on the show are Breast-icularly challenged.
Anyone else think he's not-so-subliminally trying to make a go of it in HeteroLand, chasing the proverbial carrot (boob?) on a stick before admitting that he'd really rather hang out with The Boyz at the Boom-Boom Room?

I just love these crazy kids.
I am ready to start a petition now for a Class Reunion episode 10 years form now.
Cna you imagine?
Kristin will be totally boring with 3 kids; Stephan will be sober (10 months); Cedric... Celine, what's the dif?
Alex H. will have moved like, to Sedona or Montana and be a yogi and Jason will be finishing medical school. Because people who seem dumb on TV are only acting, they're really Einsteins.

Kidding!

I dont know why everyone hates on Kristin... I absolutely love her. Maybe she's turned Hollywood but can you blame them for wanting her?

Has anyone seen this?

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1510199/20050922/index.jhtml?headlines=true

My 15-year old daughter and I were watching and the first thing she said about Darth Carrot Top was that he looked like that kid who called himself Incrediboy from "The Incredibles"

already posted but was asked again (you guys don't read very well, well a few of you don't):

THIS IS SARAH:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2070641&Mytoken=6C61C4ED-12C3-C6B2-30E1136BD8B5187B7566936

Also, the dress Ava wore was NOT this dress, hers was red and had cuts all along the mid section. Casey/Sheryl is yellow and has a cut one side.

And that thing on his album has already been posted as well.

Yes, I can blame Hollywood for wanting Kristin, she's self-absored, slutty, two-faced bitch....oh wait....

I get really annoyed with Alex M. She tells Cami she doesn't care, then she says it took her an hour and she was over it, then she's staring at Jason the whole time he's with Cami, then she tries to make out with him after Prom, and talks about how much fun she had. Then Jason goes and dates LC! Burn! I think that's hilarious. Karma, Alex M., karma. Go after Jason while he's dating Jessica, be prepared to get the same back when he's dating you. Not that he was that into you anyway, especially since Casey told him the truth about your smelly hoo-hah.
Jessica, I don't mind as much, but she definitely needs to mature, because hopefully then she'll learn to talk less. She just has this really immature air around her, kind of innocent like some girl in middle school who doesn't really "get it."
I hope Stephen goes for LC and she totally writes him off. Not that Jason is a whole lot better, to be honest. But after all the crap and lying that Stephen has done, and LC has always been there, for once I'd like to see her get some self-confidence and give him the boot once and for all.

Sadie-

Sure shes a self-absored, slutty, two-faced bitch but you have to admit that shes the most REAL one... come on, thats exactly how kids act these days. Thats why I think shes made it so far.

If Talan were a true musician/singer, we would have seen some of this in the show, right? And what is Stephen doing that he is a so-called break-out star from the show?

B-side- Last week i had Lionel Richie playing in my head for days, this week its the Grease soundtrack. You are hilarious. I love it. Your recaps make my day in my very boring cubicle. And I'm glad you shared your story on how you asked your date to the prom, because that is how I was asked. I thought that was the normal way to be asked. No guys in my town dressed up like gorillas or waited in garages or fake-towed our cars.

Damn, my prom date just picked up the phone to ask me. What a loser he was.

B-Side this is by far the best blog on the net right now, but I too was waiting for the boy kiss comments. The Guna Tuna continues to crack me up, but at least this week we did not see the sunglasses. Did anyone notice when she was talking about Casey spreading the “rumor� about her “Hygiene problem� that Taylor said and she just made that up?… Didn’t she? As if she was thinking “gosh I thought that was bad sushi at the table next to us when we were eating the other night� The ball grabbing is just too much, obviously all these guys in LB are gay or complete jackasses otherwise you would not have a girl as hot as LC hooking up with Jason and what’s the deal with Taylor going to prom with Darth Carrot Top? Either:

A. She has absolutely no self esteem

B. He is her coke source. Or

C. she has heard his penis is the size of his Jew Fro

In reality it has to be A or B because lets be honest, if C were true there is no way Talon and Jeff would let him out of their site.

I’m gonna stop now because I can’t believe I care enough about this show to actually post something. I’m so embarrassed.

Mission Viejo is the new Chino. That’s classic

I think that Taylor, Jessica and Roz are far more real acting than Kristin or Alex. I think that they are both playing it up for the cameras.

I was bored and did a little research on some of the cast members houses. This is all public information.

LC's house is worth 3.3 million dollars.

Talan's house is only worth $789,000.

B-side, you are my God!

The stinky Guna Tuna - that was the best!

Jason hearts the GIANT GUNA TUNA!

Here are a few articles I found, and it talks about the 3rd season.

http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/laguna_beach/

this may be the best recap ever. I loved the statement about Talan having the humble and soft smile and that no one gives a s*** about him; and I really cracked up when you mentioned Roz being burned with the flat iron because Kristen was putting her in her place "Know your place, B****." I used to think the sidekick jokes were getting old but that just revived my interest. i bet next week's episode/recap will be the best yet. Can you live up to the challenge, b-side?

I watched a re-run today and caught the ball's being hit scene. It was when the guys were going into that diner place (in which they ended up sitting outside, but might have had to go through the building to get to the outside seating) anyway, this is where they sat and recapped their prom experience (Jason, Talan, and Cedric.) Right when the scene starts and they are almost entering the diner- Cedric gets Talan in the balls.

This is how lame I am- I googled Kristen's dad and it pulls up his company that he is a partner in.

http://www.legacypartners.com/Legacy.asp?loc=r_services1&div=R

I also researched Kristin's house. It is worth 2.1 million

does anyone else think that the woman in "the most disturbing cameo ever" looks EXACTLY like FARRAH FAWCETT? anyone?

Ok, I like the gossip with the best of them, but what the s%it is wrong with you people who keep looking up the cost of these people's houses? Have you lost your ever-loving mind?

Just have fun with it. There's no need to go off the deep end scrounging for information like an addict looking for coke.

In other news, hilarious recap, B side. Love it. I thought the episode sucked. hard. But, your recap made it seem like the best episode ever.

I think I was the only person who saw Jessica and Jeff making out

I'm confused. Roz seems to be an authority on makeup
wearing habits in varying sections of Orange County, yet she has never seen a boy naked!

Things I have learned from TVGasm, NEVER delete a show from your TiVo until you've read the recap so you can run back and see things like Jess and Jeff's smooches as they entered prom. Thanks for the heads up on that s.a.m.m.

Bad TV for Life:
Who isn't mildly curious to know the value of some of the houses that appear in the show and by extension the wealth of the families that own them?

Hey guys check out Taylors Myspace - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=30829296&Mytoken=6C61C4ED-12C3-C6B2-30E1136BD8B5187B7566936
then go down to the comments - see the 9/30 Comment from Alex she said Casey told Jason she had an STD or sumthin - so that was the 'hygiene' problem - eeeek

btw - i believe ceddy was getting his hair straightened (not highlighted).. as i believe he said something about how "not everyone can be born with straight hair".. but i could be wrong.

oh, and for the person looking up kristin's dad.. doesn't he work for L.C.'s dad? or did he get a new job?

and did they move into a new house (the cavellieri's) during the show? if someone else already wrote about this, sorry.. i haven't read all the posts..

On www.socialitelife.com there is chaos going on regarding the "casey looks like Terri Schaivo" post/picture. Its strange that nobody got offended when TVgasm posted it...must be an entirely different readership!

That is Taylor's FAKE myspace page therefore I do not believe that comment.

I still believe that her problem was probably a UTI because you get it from dirty d and basically means you gotta a dirty v. Makes much more sense than an STD.

Kristin is NOT the most real person on the show, she is the FAKEST. Kristin on the show is about as real as Casey's body and hair.

yea of course taylor's myspace is fake! like Alex would really write about an STD on Myspace? come on pppl...stop being so gullible!

To polly:

the fakest myspace page ever. Taylor has a myspace page, but that is not it. a big giveaway would be the fact that fake myspace pages play so much off of the show. almost all the friends are cast members, almost all the people leaving comments are cast members, and all of those comments reference things that happened on the show. someone, or a group of people perhaps, have A LOT of time on their hands to create such an elaborate web of fake profiles. but it all pays off for them thanks to gullible people like you. thanks a lot.

Sadie: You may want to check your facts. You don't get UTIs from "dirty d", most of the time, they happen naturally when you are in a sexual relationship.

Hey Dan and RK:
Thanks for the info about Kristin's dad's company and for the house info.
Inquiring minds do want to know!
Best Recap Ever, by the way.
At least until next week...

'olderthan13' is right. UTIs happen for several different reasons and it does not mean you have 'a dirty v'. Women have a shorter urethra than men which is why they are more suseptable to them. ANYONE can get them- children, virgins, nuns, clean ying yangs etc.

i got that info from a former friend (who for WHATEVER reason looooves to talk about when she gets one, has had 4) who said she got it from that (and yes she is a slut and proud). i retract and apologize for not checking my information! :p

What is "dirty d"?

DAMN! Gossip and an education. This blog ROCKS!

Think about it Curious......

Ok...Cami seemed totally fake on that episode..I mean she just seemed like she just wanted to be on TV. She also needs to do something with that hair if she is going to live up to the "Laguna" stereotype.

Dan- What did you use to research Kristins house? Are you a Real Estate agent or do you know someone in the "biz"? I'm only asking because unless you know her address or have access to the MLS it's a little hard to find that kind of information that is actually true and correct. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to challenge you, I just want to know your source because if it's not reliable I can look it up ;)

Caligirl-

yea Cami definately was playing it up. You know she was outside that botique Alex and Taylor was in going, "OMG, they're in there with the cameras... what should I go ask Alex so, I can get on TV too?" shes an idiot. I really hope the rumors of her being head of the 3rd season are false.

hey nichele you must be in the real estate field like me to know what the mls is LOL! i can look it up as well but would prefer not to...i've already gone too far and googled talan's mother and found out that she and her husband donate to campaign funds and that she prefers wood to gas fireplaces.....

okay im never watching this show again im too involved.

the most common way to get an STD is to not pee after sex.

Dan, your friends with cast members, but you're spending time looking up the cost of your friends homes?

um, ok.

And yeah, I don't want to know specifics. I'm curious about these people's lives, but in a fun way. I'm not going to hire a PI or do a google background check to find out the real deal on their bank accounts, etc.

oh yeah - I remember the saying now, "Pee after sex, no infect"......ah, it's all coming back to me.

To NICHELE

It is easy for anyone to look up the value for just about any property. All you need to do is find the website of the county's treasury office then find the page of the tax collector. Most counties provide free online access to the database of real estate properties where it gives information on assessed values for property tax purposes. Some counties even give details of the homes such as bathroom/bedroom count, sq. footage, etc. With Orange County it just gives the property value, and home value. But you can also see how much is owed in property taxes. Talan's parents still owe $5,000 in taxes from LAST YEAR, of which over $400 are in penalties (uh oh!).

Snooper Dan - TMI!
We don't care about their parent's parking tickets, tax evasion or property values.
We just wanna dish on the REALLY important stuff - who's hookin up, what/who are they wearing & what Kristin thinks about it

2 old 4 this, very sad yet very true.

Thank you, 2 old 4 this. Dan, get it together or shut it. This is getting ridiculous. And I don't believe for a second these people are your friends if you're snooping around on them like this. What kind of friend does that make you?

Bad TV for Life:

Where did you read that I am friends with any of them?????

Dan: Don't let the peeps on this site dump on you. I find all the useless info quite interesting. I mean, once I've seen the show, read the recap and the posts, I too, dig around for more. This show is like heroin (I imagine).

I'm also too old to obsess over this show but I'm preggers and about to pop any minute, so it's the only thing that keeps me occupied. I will miss Guna when it's gone and when I can't dedicate enitre days to obsessing.

P.S. My husband thinks I'm the biggest dork!

A few comments:
-I didn't think the 'homoerotic' kiss was a big deal. It was sort of like a 'hello' kiss, common in many cultures other than our own. Strange to see it in LB? Definitely. Do I think it means they're gay? Hell no! Maybe one of them just got back from a trip to South America or Europe and thinks it's a funny thing to do. In other words- no big.

Second, I know that Roz was in on the whole Talan asking Kristin to prom thing, but didn't anyone else think it was hilarious when Roz kept berating Kristin about not being asked and Kristin was like "bitch, slut" (towards Roz, presumably in a joking manner- totally funny in my opinion, though)

Third- to those saying that Casey's dress wasn't that bad... It's fucking ridiculous!!! It's one thing to look that trashy at the VMAs if you're Christina Aguilera, it's totally another if you're a 17/18 year old high school girl! Fake hair, trashy loud dress, fake...everything else- what parents let their daughters leave the house like that?? That being said, Casey to me seems like a very sweet, if very naive and spoiled, girl. I think that she tries to avoid most of the drama and just live, but unfortunately catty high school bitches get up in her shit due to how she "expresses" herself with clothes/makeup.

Wow, and that's my piece.

Is "dirty d"- a dirty d*ck?

Wow - a lot of you wanted commentary on the boy kiss. well, when it happened, I rewound it a few times, and it only looked like a jokey air-kiss. So I didn't really think it was worth that much. Although, it does get bonus points for the inter-sidekick nature of it.

POINTLESS:
I was noticing that this re-cap gets more comments than any other re-cap on tvgasm. way to go!!!

B-side you are soooo astute!
How could we not realize that the boy/boy air kiss was just an inter side-kick exchange? A Boy Wonder to Gilligan secret society handshake if you will.

Thank U B-Side for keeping us Tuned to the Guna Nuances!

We are hopeless without you!

Yes, for the record, Curious, and the other person who asked, "dirty d" means dirty, unclean, unwashed, and diseased penis. Possibly including a slight unpleasent odor, not entirely unlike a pus-like smell. If you ever encounter one, pull your pants up, your skirt down, and get the hell out of there!

I'm wondering if Jason had the dirty d and gave Alex the dirty v. Although I don't think I want to know-that's just too gross!

As agreeing with #148, the sidekicks have their own society we don't know about!

And I too noticed LB gets way more comments than any other- go B-Side!!

So, in the past few days i have had alot of time on my hands....So I was looking at our beloved Laguna Beacher's myspaces. WELL it seems to be that Jessica is now dating...get ready for this...S T E P H A N!!! Now I know you will all say the page is fake but i dont really think it is see for yourself.http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=30805643&Mytoken=6C61C4ED-12C3-C6B2-30E1136BD8B5187B7566936

^ um...if she were dating stephen, then why would she be in the "kristin and stephen fan" group?

You are SO funny! The sights, the sounds! HAHAHAHA! I feel like I alost like your re-caps more than the show itself! Keep it up. The Kristin voice link is HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA

Bad TV, this may come as news but you don't get to dictate what people post. I think that privilege is reserved for B-Side. So Dan, you keep write on diggin! You are bound to come up with pay dirt eventually. For those that don't like, kindly skip over Dan's tidbits. I for one am enjoying them. I read in that E-Online article that Kristin's parents are competitive with LC's parents and upgraded to a nicer, beach front home after LC's family moved into that mansion.

OH, and my and my sis think that Alex had crabs, which is also an STD of sorts. When Talan and Cedric found out that Jason dove back in for another swim with the Tuna Guna, they were laughing way too hard for it to be anything but an STD.

Heu La_Land You and your sister may be on to something, I think crabs are a good guess but yeast infection is right up there too.
Hey B-Side how about lets take a poll to see if there can be a consciences on whats wrong with her cooter

OKAY enough with the myspace pages because almost ALL of them are fake and its really annoying and very pathetic to see people pretending to be these losers. also this all happened like almost a year ago for these kids so why would they post this stuff now, wouldn't they post all this when it happened? (thats in reference to seeing a comment on fake taylors page about being arrested when she found out from cami bout jason and jess which is also a rumor)

Can someone PLEASEEE post the link to Kristin's donkey voice again... i cant find it anywhere!!

fred---scroll down to the 25th paragraph...right under the pic of talan's gross porn star-esque mom, charlene

I just think her cooch smelled bad. For high schoolers, that's all the info you need. High schoolers don't do like a health class analysis or a Glamour article about the orgin of the funk, so I doubt if Alex's problem was as deep as an STD. Or if it was that bad, I think the kids would have had a harder time just allowing Alex to get away with a simple "hygiene problem" defense. Also, you don't usually get STD's because of lack of personal hygiene; you catch an STD from someone who already has one. Plus, if it were an STD, Alex could blame someone else, and we all know how she loves confrontations! She just looked embarrassed-very unAlex- like. A yeast infection is usually a good source of a chicken of the sea twang, so I'll go with the yeast infection hypothesis.

ohhh b-slide
you are one smooth S.O.B
your sexy
how about a little menage trois
how about you document our lives in the sly cunning way u do guna'

okay, hereZ my toughts on jasonZ friends laughing... so we all know that the producer influences scenes and actions, actually telling them to do stuff. the whole jason-alex thing seemed fake altogether, and maybe the producers threw it in for good tv, and jason felt ridiculous doing it.. kindA like how kristin laughs sometimes while saying bitchy things. so maybe the friends were just laughing cuz its stupid and knew jason didnt like her but did it for the show. i also think the stephen-LC thing was all for tv. and i'm so lost about kristin.. last i heard, she was back w/ stephen again.

NeWZ...just my thoughts. i dont even like the show, its these reCaps that are the entertainment! and yea, the myspace accounts are fuGay, but alexM has a music one, so obviously, thats real, and on it, she calls out some fakes, if that helps.

jason prolly is more than the tv shows, i mean, how else did he get into college? but the dumb-ass playA is more entertaining, plus he's hot, so easily fits that role.

I think it was so funny when Alex and Jason were kissing outside of the Prom and you saw when he noticed the cameras captured them, his eyes got all wide and he stopped tonguing her! he started with little pecks! who can blame him though, i would not want to be full on making out on camera! It was just pretty funny though!

And I loved Kristin's dirty look when Roz was like "If talan doesnt ask you to prom, Im gonna laugh at you!" HAHA that was hysterical...she looked genuinely pissed like "oh my god, why is my sidekick turning on me!....You must obey me...you cannot speak up!" HAHAHA That face was priceless!

I loved this episode, i felt like there were all these things going on that I could have missed, like weird side comments and laughter! Good thing i could rewind it and rewatch!

I am really starting to fall out of my obsession for laguna and don't know what to do. Kristin doesn't seem as cool to me anymore. Jessica isn't as annoying as she used to be. Roz doesn't seem as loyal. Steven and LC are nothing but strangers on my tv. Desperately hoping next week's episode rekindles something.

I am to involved and it is crazy, however I joined myspace because you can see so many pics of the cast and I read on "Jessica" is dating Stephan, and in one pic Kristen is smoking, and another she is wearing nothing but covering up with her legs and arms. It is crazy!

If you are intrested here are Kristens pictures on myspace.com that I was talking about. She is a very pretty girl.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=30487408&Mytoken=122920E7-8EF9-82F0-00C0EF7B4688E98167289772

I think melly is driving us to the website for traffic -i feel like i am being exploited b/c of my love for laguna. but for what?

Jos, yeast infections are usually odorless unless you have more going on down there than yeast.

I went to Jessica's supposed Myspace page. First of all, that background is ridiculous!, second, I love all the pretend "celebrities". Wow, people need to get lives. I know i post on these comment boards all the time but they have just gone tooooo far!

La-La:
I looked it up to verify, and I stand corrected on the yeast infection/stench connection. So if not odor, maybe the:

Vaginal itching.
Irritated genital skin.
Pain or burning in the genital area with urination or sexual intercourse.

Now, if we are going to stay with the funk factor, I'll up the ante on my guess with bacterial vaginosis. Alex would seem to have many of the symptoms:

"fishy" smell and thin, grayish-white vaginal discharge

Started sexual activity at a young age.

Has multiple sex partners.

Has had or has been
exposed to a sexually transmitted disease (STD).

Douches.

Has a female sex partner.

Uses tampons.

Uses a contraceptive diaphragm or intrauterine device (IUD).

Has oral-to-genital sex.

Thank you Yahoo! Health page!

Jos, you sold me on the theory of Bacterial Vaginosis. That seems more plausible than crabs.

if the guna tuna smelled fishy and looked raw because of sexual intercourse, wouldn't jason have noticed it? after all, he's DEFINITELY sampled that seafood platter!
my guess is that it's a bacterial infection, caused by natural "lady" problems

kay, so i feel the need to share this photo with everyone. http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/alexmullerLB/xxx.jpg

and just to add, i seriously used to like alex M, but fake or not, she has become nasty. i think the word "ew" describes her perfectly in all areas. anyway, i like this pic, cuz Jessica looks so pretty and sweet, and alex looks like an ugly bitch... she clearly thinks her shit doNt stank, but we all know better.

Who did Alex M go to the prom with? I thought I heard Taylor say to her when they were shopping for dresses, " are you happy to be going with Sam" did anyone else catch that?

I think it's so funny how people like to defend Kristen's ugly behavior by saying she's "real".

Ya, she's "real" allright.

A real bitch.

Right on HineyHo, I couldn't agree more!

Sadie (post #157)

The Alex/Taylor arrest "rumor" didn't start at the myspace site, I posted a link on last week's episode where it talks about some guy who had dinner with a producer of the show. I tend to believe it's true since it's obvious that MTV edits alot of stuff off the show. Sometimes it takes me two viewings of the same episode to catch on to what the hell just happened.

Example: After prom Cedric, Talan, and Jason sat at that restaurant and they talked about who Jason went to prom with and he says "Alex" they laughed a little too hard and high-fived a little too much. I think that something was edited out. He probably said something rude and dirty about her and it was left out. I'm just guessing but it just didn't seem to fit the rest of their conversation.

Oh, god, I'm too involved.

Wanted to comment on Kristins My Space

Profile Question:

Do You Smoke?
NO

Then, there is a picture of her with a cig!
To quote one of her favorite put downs....

DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

BTW: The link posted by post #151 is a total fake. I'm really disappointed since I am really easy to fool and I wasn't even convinced. Waaaaa.....

HineyHo:

ummmm the only dumbasses are the people who believe that is kristin's real myspace page.

LB Obsessed:

I caught that too. Talan and Cedric's immediate reaction was quiet, but a split second later we cut to a different shot from likely the same camera where they are cracking up. A poor attempt at deceptive editing.

LO'S NIP

http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture1731.html

XXXX (post #181)

Lo's nipple is now officially a star. I doubt there will be much controversy whether this is a real pic or not. Poor Lo. :(

my friends mom is friends with LCs mom and i was told that LCs little sister is going to be the main character next season....

Nice nip! Now if only Jessica would have a nip slip (sigh)....

How gullible are you people??????? How hard is it to see that the nipple shot is an obvious fake?? Not even a good fake.

The nip doesn't look fake to me.

Anyhoo, I think I read some posts that said that Kristen and Stephen are together and I highly doubted that since they're so Hollywood now. And now I read that she's going with some Brody guy that was on that lame reality show "Princes of Malibu". WTF? Check out the pics of them going to a club and a few other pics of them off of his..you guessed it....myspace site where he says that Kristen doesn't have a myspace.

http://www.trent.blogspot.com/

LB, that show may have been lame, but Brody's a rich kid, His stepdad is David Foster, who's Grammy award winning songwiter and producer-you know, a part of the music industry that actually makes and keeps money. Plus he is pretty cute, much cuter than any of the pansy-ass dudes in LB. The way she totally clowned Steven on TV, I can't see her being with him ever again.

Seriously, if that isn't a fake picture then Lo's nipple is freakishly out of place.

Hey "dan" fake or not, it is still my OPINION that Kristin is a DUMBASS.

Sorry if that disturbs you.

Go back over to MTV.com with the rest of the Kristin groupies.

nooooo lb obsessed i meant it was from some fake email that was posted on a few sites and that if it were true, all those myspaces wouldn't have those incidents posted now, they would have been posted like a year ago when the said incidents would have happened....anyways....THEY ARE ALL FAKE MYSPACES ANYWAYS!! lol sorry but most are except like dieter and alex's myspace. most of the others are fake and its pretty sad that people want to fake the lb people...really sad.

and yea kristin is a fucking bitch.

All those myspaces are so fake, and yet, I really want them to be real.

The real question this week is how did I miss Princes of Malibu? What is it? What channel was it on?

Oh, and I think Lo's Nip Slip is fake, too. Which is too bad cause it was a pretty cute boob.

I have to say Casey's Prom date is handsome! He might be a porn producer, or director and even her costar but he's handsome though and its refreshing to actually see a man than a boy like the rest of the male cast with exception of jason looks like he's the luke perry of Guna.

i was wondering the same thing about the princes of malibu. they showed them on mtv cribs and i was like who the f are these tools...anyways here's some info that i hope helps answer you...the show looks stupid anyways. the mother is a complete plastic surgery moron that they just make look stupid by being dicks to her.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0464767/

go figure, cancelled after two shows and sent to a channel people pay extra to ignore.

okay so, i was reading this laguna fan site and someone put up a post saying that her mom was an emt and that lC died last night in an automobile accident. has anyone heard anything about this or is it just a rumor? read for yourself.... http://lagunababe.proboards43.com/index.cgi?board=LC&action=display&thread=1125976830

to mon:

I believe you left out an "ro" near the end of your name.

Whoa! I can't believe the premise for POM. Not only did those kids agree to being on the show that depicts them as spoiled shits, Kristen is openly dating (or at least photgraphed with) one of those spoiled shits, apparently without shame. Really, I expected more from her, but I don't know why.
Oh, and that rumor about Stephen killing LC is complete bogus. It's just too contrived.

Well, Brody (Kristen's new beau and former star of POM) is no longer Mr. Foster's stepkid. His mom filed for divorce a while back. I know this to be a fact because, unlike all the LB rumors, it was on the news. So, unless this guy has some money making scheme (didn't appear to on his show) he's just another cute dude with no $$$.

As far as the email rumor I wrote about, I didn't know that it was going around and that it was bogus. I wonder if there are any LB fans on the Laguna Beach police Dept. (wink, wink).

OMG! I just read the link where some kid writes that her mom's an EMT and that LC died. It's pure BS and I thought they would at least try a bit. It sounds like it's written by a 12 year old girl with a not-so-vivid imagination. Basically, Kristen ran Stephen and LC off the road causing a fatal crash that took LC's life. Oh, and the best part......they were in Stephen's truck. Like the guy doesn't have a Hummer or Mercedes by now. I'm also sure that he has better tail selection than LC and Kristen too.

Duh, LB Obsessed, I know that they getting a divorce. That doesn't mean the kid will be broke now. You act like we are talking about people who work nine-to-five spliting up. Honey, please, do you think that Mom is not going to get paid in that divorce settlement and give her precious sons anything they want and then get set up with another rich guy soon? Trust, the money will continue to flow more than you know. But first chance she gets, don't worry, she'll upgrade. That's our Kristin.

Did anyone notice that post about the car crash was from Sept 6th? Dont you think we MIGHT have heard some real news about this by now?

Great write up! This makes my habit of torturing myself with Laguna worthwhile.

I disagree on one thing-- I though Charlene looked smoking hot. If Laguna Beach is "The Real OC," then Charlene is the real Siffler's mom.

Wow some of you can be vicious to one another that is why I never really gave in-put. As far as me telling about the whole “myspace� I did not say it was real I just said I enjoy it because I enjoy looking at photos. Some of them are from when they were younger. Real or not, it is fun to look at. I have read some post where others wanted to see more pics so I was just telling them one place to look!! Also on Jessica’s space I read too where she is dating Stephan, also to add some of them to be your friend you have to know there e-mail so maybe it is real but who cares if people enjoy looking at the pics. Also on Jessica’s page she is holding up a sign that says the date and time and something to the effect that she is real biotch. So just thought I would put that in for those of you who like to see pics of all them. There is nothing to get worked up over!!

It's definitely not anything to get worked up about Melly but that picture of Jess was seriously photoshopped. I don't understand why they think that just because the photo is tagged that it is real. I could do that to a picture myself also. And you are right, they are fun to look at but also its very sad that people put that much time into pretending they are someone else.

By the way, if you look at the jess "i am real" photo on myspace--you can tell that there is another hand in the picture holding that sign--why would she need someone else to do that? It just seems shady to me....

a lot of you seriously need to get a hobby.

anyone try reading a book? or are you all like 13? not trying to sound mean, but this is really sad...

laguna beach nip slip

http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture1731.html

I actually am 25, have a full time job, go to school at night AND read about 2 books a month. Sorry that Laguna Beach is one of my guilty pleasures...and that I have a boooring ass job!

At least im not spending my days acting as a laguna beach castmate on myspace..

beaverton then why are you on here?? Maybe you should take your own advice you obviously have taken time out of your schedule to read this and I too read 3 books a month and have a great job I just read this because one it is funny and two some of the people on here find some intresting stuff so you too should get a life!

Eh, Reading is overrated. I have a full time job 45+ hour's per week, I have a 2 year old sister that I take care of and I enjoy watching Laguna Beach. It's something that my friends and I get together to do. We make dinner drink some beer and kick back and relax. BTW I'm 22. It's a good guilty pleasure.

I am 23 and do read a couple of books a month. I also have a couple of hobbies: sewing and scrapbooking. So, Just because we have a guilty pleasure doesn't mean that we are losers.

I'm pretty sure that those of us who openly embrace Laguna are not half as sad as those people that get mad at us for it. We don't get on your book club web-site and complain about all the books you read! Fun hater!
P.S. I can't wait for tonight's episode!!!

yea duh? this site is for peeps that actually LIKE to watch (i.e. are ADDICTED to watching) Laguna Beach.. I'm sure a lot of us have shitty jobs and hectic lives so watching this dumb ass show is a kind of escape from the routine.. and to whoever said we should all get a life and read a book, LMAO, why don't you take your "book" and shove it where the sun don't shine.. peace out.

And a word of advice to anyone else who wants to put down us LB watchers, don't do it here, because you will get backlash!

Not only are we faithful LB watchers, we're FEISTY LB watchers.

Post #204, that "I'm real" picture on Jessica's website was taken from the "real" Jessica's site. It was only up for like a minute. If you blinked you missed it. I think I also found the "real" Alex M, besides her music one. I have too much time and looked through Cami's friends and they are on there, so I am kinda assuming they are real because on Alex M's, it's linked back to her music one and the other ones don't do that.

Also, I found Cami's cell phone # on myspace. She's dumb enough to post it in a comment.

I am officially out of control!

It's on tonight!! WOO HOO!

I, too, am older that 20 but I will not post my real age. I think LB is a great guilty pleasure and they don't come around often. Let us be.

BTW Joslyn, you're right. Kristen will probably upgrade soon. As far as Brody's mom is concerned, if she does get a nice settlement out of her divorce I'd advice her not to give any of it to her idiot son since that broad seems to be waaay past her expiration date. Seriously.

I have a degree, I am working on my master's degree, I am a department head at a damn public library, so you KNOW I love to read and then some, I'm a member of a book club, a single parent, involved with PTA, I love plays, the arts, museums, and attend and/or visit one or all of the above at least once per month. I have a solid guy that I have been dating for 2+ years, and I'm looking for a second job just because-so beverton please don't step to me and tell me I need to get a life! You need to stop hatin' and get a life! Don't worry about what we like! If you don't like it, get gone! Go to PBS.com or something a little more suited to your classy, intellectual, high level taste. F*ck off!

I hate Kristin's drunken donkey voice!

LB Obsessed:

Riiight, true.

Joslyn, LMAO =) rock on girl!! and don't give that loser even the remote compliment of being
"classy, intellectual and high level".. PFEH.. just cuz ur in a friggin "book of the month" club don't make ur SH*T high class..

i personally think this show is a fake!

I think beaverton is just trying to start chit.Either that, or he/she is a complete f*cknugget.

actually there is nothing wrong with guilty pleasures! that i do indulge in which is why i too am at work reading the recaps on disgusting but entertaining shows such as this! watching a show, reading the recaps on a hilarious website such as this and maybe posting a few of your own thoughts on the show, i see nothing wrong with! but when an individual has the time to look at how much there house is worth, where there father works, or see how much of a tiny glimpse you can get into their lives via the internet, then that is when one needs a hobby...

LOL i don't have to prove whether I'm educated, employed, over 21 or anything. this is simply a guilty pleasure of mine. I love watching the show, i love talking about the show, my friends don't like the show so i come on here to talk trash about it.

thats all you need to know :)

Doncha just LOVE HineyHo's name??????

Well Poo on you, beaverton. We can do whatever the hell we want to do and we don't care what YOU think!!!!!

BTW - the real father of the POM's is none other than Steve Garvey.....doncha think he might have a few bucks to spare for HIS kids????? Think about it...Mom, Linda, doesn't need to worry - just needs to look lovely and feel good about herself!

And Dorkette - you go girl! Love knowing you are out there waiting to pounce when necessary BEEEEEEYATCH!

kristy - what address do u have for the "real" jessica's myspace?

HEY CHECK OUT KRISTIN ON THIS SITE!

http://goldenfiddle.com/2005/09/26/little-italy-beach/

All right B-side we are getting ready for another great post about tonights show. My early prediction is that Stephen will realize that he was kicked to the curb by both Kristen and LC only to fall into the loving arms of Talan who is also heartbroken that his beloved Jason has once again switched teams and is now with a girl.

Oh and for the record any girl who has a login name of Dorkette in reality is probably beyond cute and funny as hell.

Not sure if anyone cares about this or not, but i found it interesting...On the mtv Overdrive site where people write in questions and the cast answers them....Jessica answers a question about not spending a lot of money on a prom dress. She says that she doesn't think it's worth it to spend hundreds of dollars for one night. Then she adds, "I know someone who spent $2,000 on their dress and everyone said it was ugly!" Do you think she's talking about a certain someone (Casey) who bought a Roberto Cavalli dress?????

Well, I dont have a degree but I can kick ass at useless trivia, such as......

Belinda: I believe the real father of POM is Bruce Jenner not Steve Garvey. And I believe Mr. Jenner has had more work done than his former wife. Guess that's where the money goes in that family.

P.S. I cannot wait until tonight's episode. I believe Jason speaks in full, coherent sentences in this one.

LB Obsessed - neither can I!! I noticed that Jason actually does put a semi-sentence together in this episode! wow maybe LC is actually good for something on the show, i think she might bring out the slight ounce of literacy (?!) in the guy.. although that could just b Jason's ploy to get in her pants.. hmmmm, we shall see...

I Cant Believe I Post - thanx for the props!! I do get a kick out of posting on this site and reading everybody elses sarcastic comments, there are some funny ass people on here.. and yes, I'm a huge dork, thus the name =)

Belinda - WERD mah main beeeyaaach.. we gotta put those LB hatas in their places.

LB Obsessed - ooops - ur righto - as usual - hmmmmm -I could say I was just seeing who was paying attention - thanks for the correction (see - I'm in love with this show and I get so excited that I know something.....then I post and ummmmmm - oh well)

OK - So everyone - their dad is Bruce Jenner and well, he has lots of money and can afford to take care of the lazy ass sons he bred!!!! (Pulled myself out of that one, huh?)

Thanks again, LBO

Well - and they are in the same generation or they look alike or yes - they are both athletes! See, I was kind of right!

I was really impressed by the scenes promoting tonight’s episode because, as LB Obsessed mentioned, Jason is speaking intelligibly. Probably for the first time ever, or at least as far as we - the viewers - are concerned. My guess is that he actually feels he has a reason to speak clearly. He has found a respectable and classy gal that makes him want to put forth the effort to verbally communicate (which, let’s face it, has not proven to be his strong suit in the past).

With Jessica (God bless her), Alex and Cedric, Jason would only grunt like a caveman as if it was too grueling for him to even attempt to string together more than two or three words at a time. But in the brief snippets we have seen of tonight’s upcoming episode, he actually enunciates each word so that LC is able to understand him. I know some people have been critical of LC for allowing Stephen to mistreat her (even though it wasn’t his intention). Hopefully, in this evening’s episode, she will be basking in all of the compliments that Jason and his newfound voice are sending her way. LC is truly the only mature LB cast member I have ever seen on this show. She is Laguna Beach’s shining star and adds some much-needed dignity to every episode in which she is featured. Don’t ever change LC!

Why the hell would someone wanna pretend to be Casey of all people?!?! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=30385030&Mytoken=4D0081B4-F539-46F7-86402E0738070B6C3042502781

All i go to say is watch out Little Red Riding Hood {LC} because th big bad wolf {Jason} is coming for u! LOL

Hilarious recap, I too, was saddened by Darth's sudden fro departure. I would just like to make a little complaint about Stephen.I hate how he answers the phone. "Hellloooooo, what's goin on buuuudddddy?" Who does he think he is with the "buddy' thing, Pauly Shore?" I also hate how he rubs Kristin and LC's head and kind of messes up thier hair. They are not his pets. I think that all Stephen needs is a dog to fill the lonely void in his life. A little long-haired dauschund named "Buuuuuuuuddddyyy" would be perfect.

I'm posting about this last episode early because I will be indisposed for the next couple of weeks (having baby tomorrow). But I must say that I was impressed with Jason. I don't think I heard a single "uh" in his conversation with LC. He did start to mumble but she quickly asked "What?" and he recouped.

BTW, MTV editing sucks big donkey nuts. At one point Stephen was staring at LC and Jason from the side of the hot tub, then all of a sudden, what's that? Did I just see him get out from between LC and Jason in the hot tub wearing sunglasses? I don't have TiVo so anyone that does, please let me know if I'm wrong. Then Casey and her man-meat leave the party only to be seen a couple of scenes later standing in the background. WTF?

Other than that, great episode. I wasn't a big fan of LC, only because she seemed to have no backbone. But in this episode I was impressed because she made it really clear that she's been onto Stephen's shit for a while. Oh, yeah, and she's got that whole beauty thing. WHATEVER!

Alright, now I can't wait until this weeks ep recap!!!

And i can't believe that I forgot to mention this..I read in US weekly that Stephen is now dating Trishelle from the REal World Las Vegas! WHATTT???? WEird couple! I guess he only really likes the ho-bags!

I honestly don't think any of the main Laguna cast has real myspace accounts. They should not let that go on, it is ridiculous. Just because you have a picture of yourself saying the time doesn't mean ANYTHING!

LB Obsessed...I just wanted to say congratualtions and good luck with your new bundle of joy!

MIR I am so glad someone else caught the whole Buuudddyyy thing. Its so gay! I will however have to take issue with you on the dog thing, a dauschund is way to cool for Stephen to have he needs something a little more girly like a pickapoo or poodle although I am sure if he got a poodle Cedric would have a jealous hissy.

Oh and Dorkette your welcome.

Ok, Im dyin here...I need a recap from last night. Im bored!!!

on last night's episode did anyone else gag at jason calling lc "hun" almost immediately. he called both jessica and alex "hun" too! UGH!! didn't jason remind you of herman munster pulling up in that "gearhead" car...
what a loser.
agreed on the buuudddy thing and the messing up of the hair, maybe he just needs to mature a bit to really understand how to treat a girl. remember he is only 18/19 years old!

Stephen probably thinks he is a mac, but maybe with LC going on a date with someone else his ego won't be so big. Maybe he'll finally realize what an idiot he had been with her!
Okay buuuuuuuuuuuudddyyy!

Well at least last night's episode gave a glimpse into Jason's parentage. After all, he did say he was using his Dad's car when he picked LC up for their date:

http://www.movieposter.com/poster/A70-6430/Shaggy_D_A_.html

I think the whole fake myspace thing is outta hand! I wonder if impersonating them is illeagel?

Does anyone else wonder why these kids seem to all leave thier doors, to thier million $$ mansions, unlocked and open so people can just freely walk in and out. I for one have never seen anything like that in "real" life.

Okay, not that anyone asked, but here is my take on the whole fake myspace situation. Some of the myspace accounts are real. Talan, Roz, Jessica, Alex M and a few others have myspace accounts. If you look at the "friends" sometimes, you can sort of tell if its a poser or not. For instance, I dont think the Casey one is real, BUT that kid Zack is on her friends list. Zack is actually friends with Lo. I know this because I have seen them together. So, who knows. Why anyone would want to impersonate a reality TV personality or anyone for that matter is beyond me. However, it is so common on MB's, etc. its not even funny. Clearly, they are in need of attention. Back in the day, I used to frequent MTV.com's message boards. Jackholes used to impersonate cast members all the time. Real World, Road Rules and Osbournes board were full of them. In addition,on a regular basis, some shit-for-brains would start a rumor that one of them had been killed or was pregnant, arrested,gay, whatever. I suppose for attention also. What is even more troubling is that I know this information. I spent a major part of Sunday checking out these sites, and doing some putting together of 2's and 2's. I was raining and cold...I was bored out of my mind.
As far as it being illegal, yeah I'm sure if a person wanted to press charges they could. It's my guess that you wouldn't get alot of response from Johnny Law, I'm sure they have bigger fish to fry. But usually the moderators just delete the account. On Alex M's page, she "exposes" posers, on her blog. Some of those accounts have already been deleted.Eventually, the others will too.
Again, sad that I know this, but true.

Fred - here is the link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=29287570&Mytoken=99ACF1AA-700F-13BB-21737D09E6476AB056130178

OMYG Comment- I was thinking the same thing about that stuped car! I LOL last night when I saw them going down the street and they appeared to be holding up traffic! I too thought of the Munsters, but thought it might be a car that Eddy Munster might have since it was so little.

Also, Stephen is always commenting on how something is interesting. When he went out to dinner with LC he says, "That was an interesting conversation". Then with Dieter, "This is going to be an interesting summer".

Stephen is an uninteresting tool.

Here is some Laguna Beach gossip:

http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com/

Brody Jenner will have money regardless of what his step father leaves his mother... his father won the gold medal in like 3 olimpics, and has lots of money.
Anyway I love love love this show.. last night is the first time I could actually stand LC, and I thought the same thing about that car too....
Kristen is still my favorite though.

LC and Jason are dumb and dumber. LC's friends are the dumbest. LC and Jason conversations are disconcerting.

The camera needs to turn its attention back on Kristin and Roz.

Does it bother anyone else that everytime Roz appears on screen it says "Kristin's friend". Duh, Like we don't know who she is already!

I have to say, I was not disappointed with last night's episode. Usually the previews prove to be better than the actual show but not in this case. The look (edited or not) on Stephen's face as he watched his summer sitting in LC's hot tub drift away was priceless. I wonder who told LC it was endearing to raise her voice 3 octaves and purr like a feline when she talks to a man. Maybe her mom taught her that trick. Anyways, in the scene where she is sitting by the pool talking to her friends, she is speaking in her normal voice. But she switched it up when she answered the phone and realized it was Jason on the other end. I am not going to hate on her because Jason found it to be the cutest thing ever. I was laughing at her whole expression upon seeing his car. It read, “You actually expect me to ride in that contraption?� All in all, I am just glad to see that she stopped being Stephen’s doormat. Like so many of the viewers she must have been tired of Stephen rubbing her head like she is “Old Faithful.� I think that she and Jason make a cute couple. My sister was totally bothered by the fact that Jason is younger than she is but I was quick to point out, he looks like he is 10 years her senior.

Its not that weird to leave doors open. My family has been leaving their doors open all day and night, home or not, for my whole life and up until now...

I was really bothered by their analogies comparing boys to purses. They totally did not make sense!

Cedric is such a homo and I'm so glad that TVgasm feels the same way. I hate this motherfucker!

thanks kristy!!

Stephen and Trishelle? Now thats an INTERESTING couple!

haha this is gay... who is this? Do u like, like her?

whatchu talkin bout somebody?

omgosh steven makes me so mad he had his chance with lc but he didnt take it so i dont blane lc goin to some one who cars about her and i didnt know jason smokes eww gros but he is really hot any ways and i hope he get back with jessica cuz she is awesome

omg this column is fucking hilarious!!!! it says all the stuff im thinking in my head! my fave quote of all times had to be about poor emily getting airtime and having bad acne!!!!

Has anyone ever noticed that LC's has dead eyes? The combination of her dead eyes and her staring problem is kinda creepy. I imagine LC's thoughts go something like this, "My purse is cute...I like pink...or maybe I don't...what does Stephen like...I am so fucking loaded...Does Stephen know how fucking loaded I am...look at how big her pores are, atleast mine aren't that big...do people stare at me like I stare at them?...am I normal...who cares, I'm so fucking loaded...

did anybody else notice that when the boys went to talon's house to get ready, jessica's prom date KISSED ON THE LIPS some mystery man that was lingering on the back porch???