If given a choice, I would rather attend an actual mass than one of their shows because at least at St. Leo's we get a mouthful of wine..two if the blind nun is the one holding the chalice.
Iliza and her V-neck tee are batting cleanup. She was brilliant, describing her legs as "deer haunches", and doing a bit about falling into a table corner "like a dinosaur being hit by a rock". I'm still not a fan of that nasal-girl character voice she does, but the part about men and women doing things to make themselves more attractive to the opposite sex (Women try to match their bra and panties "because what man isn't turned on by color coordination?" and men spray cologne around their crotch) rocked everyone's face off. My only criticism of her--and criticism may be too strong a word--is that I'd probably like her more if I'd never seen Dane Cook.
The audience votes with handheld devices borrowed from the set of America's Funniest Home videos. Will the winner be God's Pottery, Esther Ku, or Dog Takes the Birthday Cake? God's Pottery gets thy holy boot first, with the fewest number of votes. And tonight's victor, with 68% of the vote, is ILIZA SHLESINGER! Awesome. And kudos to The Ku for ridding the show of both herself and God's Pottery, three of the most irritating performers this side of Andy Dick. If only there was a way that one of them could've smothered Ron G on the way out.
Until next week, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
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The three most annoying people were eliminated. It doesn't get better than that! (And, for a bonus, Eliza, we are giving you your own private room!)
Now, if she could just get rid of the Indian guy and the little Brit...
1 of 1 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on July 18, 2008 2:59 PM