TVgasm Recaps

I have a confession to make - I find Lorenzo Lamas to be hot as hell. When I see him in his leather vest with nothing underneath, long flowing hair and porno mustache, I know it's tragic, but I can't look away. So I see Leave It Lamas an opportunity to watch Lorenzo. This means we also have to watch his dopey daughter, formaldehyde dipped ex-wife and two other kids, but it's a price I'm willing to pay.

This week on Leave It To Lamas, Lorenzo's still hot and Shayne's still amusing. We could be doing much worse.

Hello gorgeous dolls, I am here to catch you up on the Lamaii! I blame E! for not doing this sooner - they're sort of turned their channel into a Kardash fest, and I for one could not find that family more dull (except Kim, everyone loves Kim). E!'s backing the wrong show, and there's rarely any Leave It To Lamas to be found after air date. But nothing can really keep my from Lorenzo, so here we go.

Try the salmon!

And now, for Part Two of our fascinating character study of the Lamaii.

This pretty much sums it up. A grown woman with fake everything on an eight year old's bike.