To end the episode with some excitement, we get another disaster! Yes, I am referring to Slohan's "career". Hanger is still around and will be flying to Vegas to film the Palm's infomercial record Ali's album and he's excited. Ali's doing on of his songs and "she's gonna kill it!" He says that like it's a good thing. I guess no publicity is bad publicity. One problem, though. Slohan wants a different song than the one she picked because she wants to sound more "like Reyanna. Now make me magic!" You'll need it, honey.
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Comments (5)
What a terrible person.
I haven't decided who to apply that comment to. I started off thinking is was Mamma Lohan, but I could be referring to anyone on this show.
1 of 5 | Posted by hollywoodsucker | Posted on June 4, 2008 4:12 PM
14? Who are they kidding? She's gotta be at least 35!!! She looks older than Lindsay, poor thing. You can tell she had a little crush on that Jeremy kid and was disappointed lol. Also it looks like Dina also wants to bang him. Eww
2 of 5 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on June 5, 2008 3:05 AM
Ok after the first recap I tried watching. Couldn't make it through the second episode. It works out though, because the recaps are much more entertaining.
3 of 5 | Posted by EZ Rider | Posted on June 5, 2008 2:22 PM
thanks for sticking with me guys. this show is seriously atrocious. erider, please never watch it. i like your brain the way it is and don't want to see it get mushier.
LOVE
4 of 5 | Posted by flipit | Posted on June 6, 2008 2:01 AM
OMG, Flipit! This may be the most perfect marriage of recapper and show ever! I can literally feel your hatred for these atrocious fame-whores through my monitor.
I only just realised u were the one recapping this show so I read both your recaps back-to-bak. Bravo, sir! I laughed so hard I may have sharted.
I'll never actually watch this crapfest but luckily I don't have to, not with these marvelous recaps.
Everyone is so deliciously detestable on this show. My only concern is for poor Cody Foster. How long can he hold onto his innocence before it's sucked out and bottled to be sold to the highest bidder by his harpy of a "mother".
Oh, and your recount of Slohan's demise while Dina danced the night away may be the funniest thing ever written on Tvgasm.
5 of 5 | Posted by bdos88 | Posted on June 7, 2008 8:40 AM