I don't know why I'm surprised. I also have to point out that Mike can't just say a fucking sentence. It's always "to my surprise" or "the mere fact is" or "medulla oblongata". As I type the words, I can see that they aren't that big, but in comparison to the rest of the yokels on this show he's talking like he's trying to be a snooty asshole. Gross. We get it. You go to colleg. He tells Nina that her wanting to go home means he has to drive her which takes time away from his family. EW. Please go home. E! has filled it's quota of egotistical selfish assholes.
Slo keeps casually passing by the open door trying to listen, and then runs down to tell Dina about the fight. What's it about? "Like, I don't know it's just like fighting or something about fighting." Dina declares this an emergency. Someone is getting camera time without her, and she hasn't approved it. Get a Maloof on the phone.
Fighting is like fighting and it's wowang when fights happen over I don't know what but wow fighting MOOOOOOMMMM.
The "fight" continues, which is basically more of what we've already heard. Mike gets to be more and more of an asshole and Nina tries not to cry. Then this commercial comes on, which makes me wonder how many retards Dina is managing at once.
You know this nitwit has to be on the Lohan clock.
Dina agrees to take Nina to the train (how generous. The train. Don't want you to have to get on the freeway, dick) and tells her in the car that time apart is a good thing. I mean look at her. The first guy she was in love with died in a car wreck and the second guy she was in love with turned out to be a total cock face. I don't know how this is supposed to make the girl feel better, but thanks for the ride, mama cro mag.
When Dina gets home, she goes up to Mike's room and tries to cry. It doesn't work, but she does her best to squeeze some kind of look onto that face other than stoic Indian while she cracks her voice. She says that Nina just doesn't understand what it's like coming from fame and fortune and if she did she would never want to see her own family. Her advice? If she doesn't get it, then she'll never get it. Uh.....anyways, next week on Living Lohan, I come one step closer to suicide. See you then!!!
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Comments (9)
thank you! I didn't understand why Michael was getting mad at Nina. But you clarified that for me......he was being a selfish asshole. I'm sitting there thinking, 'are you seriously getting mad at her cuz she wants to see her family??' And I thought Michael was one of the normal ones in the family. No wonder Lindsay is sooo screwed up.
p.s. you notice how the mom always has to bring up Lindsay's name in every episode? I want to punch them all. Except Cody =)
1 of 9 | Posted by jozeyg | Posted on June 17, 2008 11:03 AM
Oh Flip--HATE to them all!!!! My Laawd in heaven above . . . but seriously, was she wiping her butt on the floor? I couldn't tell if you were talking about Slo or a dog?
Too funny showing Jodie walking the dogs later . . . can imagine the kind of woman that lesbian will fall for in life . . .
Well, thank you for your pain and suffering, I do think this brings out the "ping pong balls" in you, and I'm lovin' it!!!
2 of 9 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 17, 2008 3:26 PM
jozeyg: it's bad enough they bring up her name, but it's downright creepy that there are giant lindsay cutouts everywhere in the shrine. it gives me the heebs.
and juddsy: no she wasn't wiping her butt on the floor. her face was just out of control. i was just keeping with the dog theme. and i love the ping pong reference!! dang boy you are sharp as a tack.
xo
3 of 9 | Posted by flipit | Posted on June 17, 2008 4:43 PM
These people make my family look sane. Almost.
Flipit I don't know how you do this. I am still giggling over "spooge towel". LOLOLOL!
Love ya,
4 of 9 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on June 17, 2008 8:47 PM
This show was supposed to help Dina Lohan's image but lucky for us making it 100 times worse. Plastic surgery much?
Mike Lohan is sort of hot (according to wikipedia Dina prostituted all of her kids as actor-models) except for his waxed eyebrows. I like how he said "Lindsay and all her crap." Mike vs. Lindsay faceoff!
5 of 9 | Posted by Scorpio23 | Posted on June 18, 2008 8:55 PM
Thank god I make YOU watch this show..... I just read the re-caps!
6 of 9 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on June 19, 2008 12:36 AM
LOLLLL!!! Great recap, Flipit! At this point, I am only reading the recaps but may have to try to catch a few of these past episodes to see what's real (well, fake TV "real") and what's pure snark!
One thing I can tell - these people suck...except for lesbian Cody & Nanahan - they're AWESOME!!!
7 of 9 | Posted by smolls | Posted on June 19, 2008 12:08 PM
I have a feeling the in about 2 years (or less) Slohan will offer to suck Jeremy's d*(%^ for bus fare and then proceed to walk home.
8 of 9 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on June 19, 2008 2:58 PM
Flip, it's mad-crazy how much I am in love with your recaps! The Stoic Indian comment was my favorite...until the "1 step closer to suicide". Ahhh...my Saturday is now complete.
It'll be interesting to see how long this travesty is on the air.
9 of 9 | Posted by TheGreatAndPowerfulShaz | Posted on June 21, 2008 8:42 AM