If You Were "Lost" On An Island... - 
by madeyoulaugh
According to his IMBD credits, it seems Samuel L. Jackson will be joining the cast of LOST next season for at least the 1st episode. I can only speculate that his character will exist in a flashback, but there is always the possibility that after they blew open the hatch in the season finale, one pissed off, locked up Samuel L. Jackson popped out, in a patent leather trench, ranting about keepin’ the black man locked down, in a kick ass monologue which ends in a simple but killer action scene set with humor.
But the whole Sam Jackson on an island thing has got me thinking... Were I stuck on an island, would I want Sam Jackson to be there with me. I suppose it all depends on WHICH Sam Jackson showed up. What follows after the jump are the many looks of Sam Jackson and my feelings on him being on MYL Island based on said looks.
Ok, this is basically your average Sam Jackson, realizing he’s on an island. No assistant, no meals being prepared for him, no snookies cookies; you know this look was followed up with a "Fuckin Wha'?"
Pros: Beret and shirt could attract high flying aircraft.
Cons: Beret and shirt could attract gay island natives.
Verdict: Too Diva, I don't want this guy on my island.
This is your more militant, stick up your ass Sam Jackson. Think unstable 'Nam vet becomes HS Phys Ed teacher. Not so friendly, quiet volatile and unpleasant. And as a coach may have the urge to put a lipstick cam in the women’s locker room.
Pros: He would be the one to kill the boar, happily.
Cons: He would then move on to the women and children.
Verdict: Though I'm not a fan of worrying about my safety, the potential for a lipstick cam in the women’s locker room welcomes crazy Coach Jackson to my island.
Ok, this may not be Sam Jackson, but it did turn up under a Google Search for "Samuel L. Jackson."
Pros: Already has the Island wear - circa Gilligan's Island pilot.
Cons: Not Sam Jackson.
Verdict: No, I don't need another guy eating my island food if it is not the L. Jackson!
Umm... Uhhhh... Errrr.... What? Where's the kick ass L. Jack? This is more your impoverished smelly potentially cat owning El Yackson. The dreads give him an authentic island feel.
Pros: Probably adept at living off the land, could come in handy.
Cons: Allergic to cats, most likely reeks before we even arrive, most likely has mental instabilities, I'd probably wind up calling him Mr. Glover.
Verdict: Despite all the cons, I would have to assume if there was weed on the island, this SamElJack would be the one to find it, dry it, roll it and share it. My island awaits you, sir.
These are the Jackson twins. Orphaned heirs to a family fortune, the one on the left, Sonny, is a gay musician, while the other, Sharik, has become an uber militant Islamic fundamentalist, though the conditions of their trust dictate that in order to access the family funds, they must live together under the same roof.
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