This week on Lost we get many of our of our favorite D Words: Daddy issues, Dead guys, Dharma Initiative, Drunks, Darth Vader, and Daniel!!
So first we see that lady who was schtupping PF Chang on The Island, and ~*shocker*~ - she's Miles' mom!
"My son is very quiet unless he is communicating with the dead. No worries. Go and play, Miles! No running or talking to any strange men ghosts!"
Cue Baby Miles freaking out! No we know that he didn't acquire Adult-Onset Ghost Whispering abilities, he's been doing that shit since back in the day!
It was only later that he decided he ain't afraid of no ghosts.
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"So listen Miles, after you erase the tapes of me and Kate Benrynapping, I want you to make sure this episode is classic Lost, okay? I think you know what to do. Make me proud."
"You got it boss, I know exactly what I gotta do. I've been waiting for this! I won't let you down!"
"Little guy's been on the show for 2 years and he's finally getting his own episode. It's kind of cute how much he wants to fit into one hour, but we'll let him run with it."
So then Horace comes into the station with a secret mission and some wonderful hippie ideals!!
Horace: Miles, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call... "the Dharma Family Circle of Trust." I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me... and round and round we go.
Miles: Are you a pothead, Focker?
Horace: Seriously? Have you seen my hair? If that's not a resounding YES I don't know what is.
So Miles does what he's told and drives out to meet that dick Radzinsky in the jungle!
Radzinsky: Deliver this ~*package*~ to Horace, mmkay?
Miles: I know I'm not supposed to ask any questions, but seriously...
"...is that skinny Hurley?? WTF!?"
After making up some crazy excuse about a gun-wielding ditch, Radzinsky leaves to continue his dickery elsewhere. And then of course Miles worked his Ghostbuster mojo and found out what REALLY happened, even if he didn't have his crazy vacuum suitcase thingy with him.
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So Miles is all pumped up about finally having his own episode, and he doesn't want to disappoint Jimbo LaFleur, so he just goes balls to the wall and fills it will every Classic Lost Moment (CLM) ever!!
"I'm here to visit my dying mother (CLM #1) because I have major daddy issues (CLM#2) while wearing an amazingly bad flashback wig (CLM #3)!!"
And we're all like WOW BANGARANG, PETER PAN!!!
He's like "Look mom I don't care if it's your dying wish for me to change it, I'm leaving my hair this way. I'm just really into Prodigy. NOW TELL ME WHO MY FATHER IS."
And Mrs. PF Chang (who is unfortunately wearing the worst flashback wig of all time) is like, "Ahh, father. Powerful Jedi was he. Powerful Jedi. But also a d-bag. A dead d-bag. And don't even think about talking to his corpse, young man. His body is in a place long ago, in a galaxy far, far away."
"Man mom, why you gotta waste mah flavor!?"
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So Miles is informed by Focker Horace that he's got to bring Skinny Hurley to The Orchid - to PF Chang! Luckily he won't have to go alone. Regular Hurley was planning on handing out some food (CLM #4) - actually, HAM SANDWICHES (CLM #5) - and so he's down for a little Dharma van road trip (CLM #6)!! He was even cool with the fact that Miles was on a secret mission (CLM #7)!
Hurley promised he would keep the secret, although in no time he was innocently letting tidbits of info slip out, much to the mission leader's chagrin (CLM #8)!
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After dropping Ben off with the Immortal Babysitter at the Rape Caves, Kate came back to thank Juliet for her help.
Kate: Thanks for sending Sawyer out there to help me, I couldn't have done it without him.
Juliet: No probl...actually, it's Jim now.
Kate: Oh, right...Jim.
Juliet: He sniffs flowers now, too. Just so you know.
Kate: He never struck me as a flower sniffer.
Juliet: He also makes a mean lemon poppy seed muffin.
But then this female bonding was interrupted by Roger Work Man, whose suspicions were as high as his blood alcohol level!
"YOU MEAN SOMEONE TOOK MAH SON RIGHT OUTTA YOUR HANDS ??? MAH BOY!!! MAH BOY!!!! (CLM #9)"
And then Juliet lied to cover up something The Others had done (CLM #10)!!
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Comments (3)
Personally, I'm pumped for Bram's episode now. Loved that guy on October Hill.
1 of 3 | Posted by cansnuts | Posted on April 20, 2009 8:37 AM
winking.... colt 45, it all sounds so familiar.
I am glad Daniel is back, I have been missing him :)
2 of 3 | Posted by MVelis | Posted on April 22, 2009 6:53 AM
cansnuts:
Bram was on October ROAD :)
i love that show and think it never got a fair chance!!
glad that ABC recycles so many actors!
3 of 3 | Posted by shelley | Posted on April 22, 2009 1:15 PM