Once Sawyer cuts him free, Lapidus is gung ho to get airborne. He enthusiastically rallies the group to board the helicopter and starts the power up.
Hurley worries about who they've left behind. "After we drop everyone off at the boat, we can come back and look for Claire, right?"
"Absolutely."
Lapidus yells, "Hands and feet inside the vehicle! Let's go for a ride!" and it's up, up and away.
Back under The Orchid, Keamy limps out of the elevator. He taunts Ben, hoping to draw him out into the open. He should be careful. Ben's a fucking ninja and if I know one thing about fucking ninjas, it's that they don't like to be fucking taunted.
"I know you're down here, Ben. Crouching in the dark, just waiting to take a shot at me. Well, you better aim for the head, Ben! You know, like your boyfriend who shot me in the back like a coward! This body armor's, um, been known to take a bullet or two in its time. But before you take your shot, Ben, let me tell you about this.
Keamy takes off his body armour, exposing the mystery device that poor exploded Omar strapped to his bicep back on the freighter.
(*I can only wish sidenote: If I had written this scene, I would have included Hurley, just so he could say "Dude? You got some Omar on you."*)
Keamy explains that the mystery device will set off a big, big bomb on the freighter, killing a lot of people and making a lot of sharks very, very happy. He finishes off his explanation with an extra taunt.
My cholesterol's the lowest it's ever been! Watch out a hole!
"If you think I'm bluffing, need I remind you of, uh... how your daughter looked as she bled out? Face-down in the grass?"
A noise spins Keamy around, coming face to face with...Locke!
Not who Keamy was expecting.
"My name is John Locke, and I have no...conflict with you. And neither do the people on that boat. So, why don't you put your knife down? We can talk about this."
"Well, John Locke...I've never really been one for talk."
Ben sees this as the best moment to put his fucking ninja skills to work. Out of the shadows, he explodes, beating Keamy first with his "Didn't I tell you? I'm a fucking ninja" baton and then grabbing his knife and finding lots of new places to sheath it.
"You (fucking) killed my (fucking) daughter!
"You (fucking) killed my (fucking) daughter!
Ben! (fuck!) Ben! (fuck!) Ben (fuck!), stop (fuck!)! No (fuck!), no (FUCK)! Stop (FUCK!!)!
"Ben, what did you do?"
Okay, I officially nominate that as the stupidest question ever asked on this show. And that's saying a lot.
"You just killed everybody on that boat."
The heart monitor continues to beep, but it doesn't look like it will for long. Ben seems remarkably unimpressed.
"So?"
Charlotte meets Daniel at the beach.
"I'm gonna stay, Daniel. For now, anyway."
"Charlotte...there is no "for now". If you don't come with me, "for now" could be forever."
When he asks why, she has a cryptic answer.
"Would it make any sense if I told you I was still looking for where I was born?"
So this is what Little Orphan Annie looks like all grown up. Can I assume Sandy's dead? Shame. A damn shame.
Faraday has no idea what she means, but does at least get a hug out of it.
(*WTF Sidenote: So...Charlotte thinks she was born on the island. That has implications in the whole "Get pregnant and die" scenario that drew Juliet to the island, not to mention the fact that it makes you wonder where she was during the purge.*)
Speaking of Juliet, she's not coming with Faraday either. She promised that she'd stay until everyone was safely off the island. Faraday sees that he has no chance of convincing her and loads up his group of redshirts. With their help, the Zodiac takes off into the surf.
Back on the boat, Desmond is about to cut some wires when Jin stops him with some urgent Korean followed by "No good."
Desmond's not even very sure that Michael's freezing the battery is doing anything.
"We'll know if that light turns red and we're still here."
"How much stuff do we have left?"
"We got a quarter tank."
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Comments (17)
See you at greybishop.com, brotha.
Thanks for all the excellent recaps.
1 of 17 | Posted by Clair | Posted on June 7, 2008 6:15 PM
What a great finale and what a great recap..... I look forward to next season and your insight. Do you think we'll see the chaos on the island after the 6 left? It would be nice to see Sun crush a few people.
..... and I never caught Jack telling Kenny Roger's about the other island... and I watched it twice!!!
2 of 17 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on June 8, 2008 6:01 PM
Great recap, greybishop!! If anyone wants some finale spoilers, go to YouTube and you can see:
1. The alternate endings of who was in the coffin
2. What Sawyer whispered to Kate before he jumped off the helicopter
3. What was whispered to Kate when she picked up the phone at the house
My daughter and I always watch the show with the captions on our t.v. because it picks up stuff you can't hear, but it didn't pick up what Sawyer said to Kate or what she heard on the other end of the phone.
See ya in January!!
3 of 17 | Posted by rubyslypperz | Posted on June 8, 2008 7:35 PM
Great finale and great recap.
I've never had a show that took me from extreme sorrow (Jin's death) to extreme happiness (Penny and Des's reunion) in a matter of an hour. I think the island has moved several times now. I think it moved in the season 2 finale, in the season 3 finale and Lock has now moved the island too.
4 of 17 | Posted by FreewayShark | Posted on June 8, 2008 9:34 PM
GB, thanks for all the recaps on what was a very solid season. I actually think the writers' strike may have actually helped make the season better by forcing the writers, once the strike was over, to really tighten things up and not meander so much.
As for the theory about the Ben's moving the island making a big "suck hole" in the ocean, did the island actually "move", or did it just move in time a little? If so, maybe that would explain why it didn't leave a void in the water? I'll definitely be stopping by your blog this summer. Thanks again.
-JR
5 of 17 | Posted by JasonR | Posted on June 9, 2008 7:25 AM
Thanks for the kind words folks!
As for the void in the water, JasonR, if you're right and the moving of the island doesn't leave a big void in the ocean, I don't understand why they didn't just cut to a calm ocean. It would have been just as effective at getting the point across.
By giving us the big ripple like they did, they imply that the island's disappearance has physical consequences in the water. If that's the case, those consequences would be much greater than what we saw.
I know, I know, I'm nitpicking. Still it annoys me when a science fiction show messes up on the basic science stuff.
6 of 17 | Posted by Greybishop | Posted on June 9, 2008 7:52 AM
I don't know much about fluid dynamics, either, but maybe the big ripple in the water was the end of the larger, more dramatic (and thus more expensive to create) consequences. Water doesn't just geyser and come down flat....it keeps moving until it calms, with each movement getting smaller and smaller.
: )
Thanks for the recaps, and have a fantastic summer. I look forward to your re-recaps!
7 of 17 | Posted by marishka | Posted on June 9, 2008 8:19 AM
GB--you are the god damned greatest!!!!!
Great recaps! Great season!
I know NOTHING about science and I am not a huge science fiction fan, so I can't make any comments on the moving island waves. I just love this show and I am willing to suspend ALL of my logic to continue to enjoy it.
Loved Penny and Desmond. I hope we get to see more Jeff Fahey next season. And I'll say it...I was bummed when Keamy died. He was pretty smokin', even though his character was totally psychotic.
8 of 17 | Posted by james_woods_rules | Posted on June 9, 2008 2:28 PM
I'll second that james_woods! Keamy was a smokin' hot piece of man!
Great recap Grey!
*Nobody's getting the Emmy for Best Direction for this episode sidenote: Was I the only one who got nauseous during the gunfight?* No you were not! I had to look away because it was too much for me.
"He then does what all parents at the end of their ropes do. He parks John in front of the electronic babysitter while he does his grown up stuff." That was a perfect description of that scene!!! LOL!
I agree that Yunjin Kim deserves an award for her acting in the finale. She did a great job when the freighter blew. I don't want to believe Jin is dead. Did anyone else catch that during the first explosion he was at the back of the boat and could easily have jumped off before the second explosion? Or was that wishful thinking on my part?
I can't wait to see what happens next season. I'll definitely be checking out your other recaps from the previous seasons this summer!
9 of 17 | Posted by akgirl7 | Posted on June 9, 2008 4:16 PM
did you miss out on the ad near the end of the episode for octagon global recruiting? I was pretty sure it was 'fake', then there was a watermark at the end saying it was paid for by ABC, Inc. The dates for their 'recruitment fair' in San Diego are the same as the Comic Con there. Their website says they are recruiting for a new DHARMA Initiative project.
10 of 17 | Posted by jennifah | Posted on June 9, 2008 6:16 PM
Months ago I gave up watching this inane show without direction or plan, with 100 monkeys with typewriters writing the weekly scripts on the fly. However, I have never given up reading your recaps, GB. It really is more fun just to read your cogent prose and your musings and guesses, not to mention your eclectic knowledge of many different subjects.
In short, I think you do a fantastic job of making a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Enjoy the respite until January. Many thanks for enjoyable reading.
11 of 17 | Posted by talma63 | Posted on June 11, 2008 8:07 AM
Jennifah -
Yeah, I didn't comment on the commercial. I actually am not a fan of the tie in stuff that ABC has done with this show. The Lost Experience was silly and pointless, Bad Twin was Awful Novel and in this case two stikes is enough for me.
talma63 -
You REALLY need to come to my discussion forum. We have a guy there who you would get along with famously. He's our board's resident LOST skeptic and he regularly rips on the show. Given that the rest of the forum is made up of fans ranging from admiring to rabid, he could use a friend!
12 of 17 | Posted by Greybishop | Posted on June 11, 2008 10:21 AM
Heya, quick question to GB and the group...
During the scene of Farraday and Charlotte on the beach (page 5 of this recap), did anyone notice Farraday kind of going blurry or out of focus? I watched it at work, then watched it again at home on the VCR, so it could have just been the local cable provider. The reason I ask is because Charlotte seemed to be in focus, just Farraday was out...
I haven't been able to sort through all the Lost websites to find anything, so I thought I'd start here, since y'all are so smart. :)
13 of 17 | Posted by teri00 | Posted on June 18, 2008 11:54 AM
teri00-
I'll take a look at it tonight. If you're right, that would be neat!
14 of 17 | Posted by Greybishop | Posted on June 19, 2008 8:43 AM
teri00-
Just took a look. Nothing unusual that I could spot. Would've been interesting though...
15 of 17 | Posted by Greybishop | Posted on June 20, 2008 7:18 PM
This week (July 13) marks the beginning of the new series of season 2 recaps I'm doing.
Drop by greybishop.com for details.
16 of 17 | Posted by Greybishop | Posted on July 14, 2008 9:28 AM
Can't believe I just found this now. I completely agree with the assessment of the scene between Sun and Widmore. But I think Sun's had kick-ass potential all along. She's always been more tough than Jin. My thought is that Locke visited her like he visited the rest and told her what Ben did to make the boat explode. Working with Widmore could be a way to get revenge on Ben. So it they all go back, then Sun will be the "dark horse" working for the other guy. It's a crime that Yunjin Kim (and Jorge Garcia, for that matter) were Emmy-snubbed.
But the show delivers so many surprises...who knows? Can't wait until next month!
17 of 17 | Posted by Allison | Posted on December 27, 2008 3:41 PM