November 12, 2009

Mad Men Season Finale: I've Quite Enjoyed It Here

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Byebye, Sterling Cooper set! I think I'll miss you most of all.

Already?

Yep, this is it! And if I had time I'd go back and watch all 13 hours of it and see all the little pieces being put into place. The Draper marriage appears to be over, for reals this time, and I want to hug their children. And it was only a year ago that PPL swooped in and bought Sterling-Cooper, so when they learn it's up for sale again, our guys take matters into their own hands. It's a truly masterful episode about fighting for what you deserve, and knowing what - and who - is really important to you. It's about the dissolution of one family and the birth of a new one. Don and Roger kiss and make up, Pete proves he's indispensable, and Joan saves the day. All's right with the world.

November 5, 2009

Mad Men: The End of the World

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Shit? Meet Fan.

Hello, and welcome to the EXACT OPPOSITE of last week. I was so happy with everything after the last episode, so I kind of set myself up for it, but the stark, gut-wrenching sadness of this one bummed me out in an unpleasantly visceral way. The JFK-shaped shoe drops, finally, and everything starts to unravel. Duck and Peggy are still at it, and they win Best "Where Were You When..." Story. Pete and Trudy have become the realest couple on the whole show somehow while we weren't looking, and they sort of decide together how to deal with Pete's ever-weirdening position at Sterling Cooper. Roger's daughter gets married, and we watch him regain respect for his ex-wife while he comes to terms with the reality of his new one, but it's still Joan he calls when he needs real comfort. And then Betty breaks my heart.

October 29, 2009

Mad Men: Introducing Dick Whitman

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Holy crap.

Seriously. Holy crap. So yeah, remember how last week I said the craziest most shocking thing they could do with this whole BETTY KNOWS! arc is for Don to sit her down and tell her the whole story? Well, it was! And remember a few episodes ago when I had that beautiful fantasy about Douchey Howser, MD going off to Vietnam to be a combat surgeon, and how everyone wins, because we get Joan back, and Dr. Rapey McFail gets to redeem himself and be/die a hero? Well, he is! And how all year we were all clamoring for Roger to have a real story instead of just showing up to make wisecracks and bitch at Don? Well, he did! This is the greatest episode in the history of ever, is my point.

October 22, 2009

Mad Men: Bad Things Come In Small Packages Too!

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Nothing like a cigarette, a glass of wine, and a shoebox full of your husband's darkest secrets to wind you down after a long day of being horrified and devastated.

So this is the week Betty finally gets a look inside Don's Mysterious Drawer of Secret Mysterious Mysteries, and what she finds is something she really has no idea what to do with. Whatever horrible things she's imagined over the years, I don't think she was prepared for deeds, divorce decrees and double dogtags. She has plenty of time to snoop around, because Don is spending an awful lot of time with Miss Farrell, who may very well just be some lady, but she's starting to get a little clingy and stalky for my taste. Peggy owns Paul in the copy department, which is old news to everyone but Paul. And Putnam, Powell and Lowe are celebrating Sterling-Cooper's 40th anniversary...by slapping a big "FOR SALE" sign on it. That sound you hear is the proverbial excrement zooming full-throttle toward the proverbial fan.

October 16, 2009

Mad Men: Don, You Ignorant Slut

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"What? I'm an asshole! That's the whole point! What show have you been watching?"

So hey, remember the past couple weeks when we liked Don cause he was all "I'm gonna comfort my daughter!" and "I'm gonna flirt with my hot smart wife and remember that she really actually is my dream woman after all!" Well, it's time for one of those episodes whose driving purpose is to remind us that Don is a complete tool. Roger, who is somehow capable of being full of shit and right about everything at the same time, says it: "You're in over your head." That Season 3 logo is making more and more sense. And what does Don do when things slip out of control? He bullies his way into bed with Sally's old teacher, who is initially reluctant but ultimately totally caves. Betty also gets annoyed when she doesn't get what she wants, even when it's pretty much exactly what she wanted. Sort of like her entire life. Throw in a few of the first rumbles of the Civil Rights Movement - the inspiring bits and the horrifying bits, which tended to come one after the other - and more references to Dallas as Autumn of 1963 settles in, and you have yourself one hell of a depressing episode. Also, Sal gets thrown under the bus, which seriously pisses me off.

October 9, 2009

Mad Men: A Thing Like That

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"Ding dong! Asshat calling!"

Oh, Pete. Pete Pete Pete. Not making it easy for me, are you? Let's get this out of the way first: There is a huge "Pete is a creep" vs "Pete is a creepy rapist" debate raging on the intertubes. It is my opinion that we don't have enough evidence to declare anything with certainty. Unless Matt Weiner comes out and clears things up, which I rather wish he would, it looks to me like she returns his kiss. And we don't know what happens next. We were treated to a full scene of Douchey Howser MD shoving Joan's face into the floor; there was no ambiguity there. In this case we're being asked to interpret things that happened offscreen. Sleazy and gross? Absolutely. Sexual assault? Not enough information, and if I'm left to fill in the blanks, I come up with "no," for a number of reasons I'll touch on but won't belabor.

And after that thoroughly unpleasant introduction, an episode I liked quite a lot. Betty and Pete are two of my favorite characters, for some of the same reasons - they're both petulant and bratty and whiny but their actions, even when they're spiteful or icky, always fascinate me. And this is their episode.

October 2, 2009

Mad Men: Never Go With A Hippie To A Second Location

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Isn't this so much better than waking up in your giant comfy bed next to your impossibly beautiful wife?

Peggy, waking up in bed, and not alone, and not in a crappy foldout bed like some random co-ed she picked up at a bar! Betty, in repose, pretty as the Disney Princess in her crazy labor drug dreams and looking a little sexy and Feminine-Mystiquey to boot! Don, face down on some trashy carpet somewhere with a bloody nose! Before we know what's going on, we know where everybody ends up, and we spend the entire episode wondering when Don's going to get smacked, and who Peggy's in the sack with, and why we should care about Betty looking pretty on a couch. It's sort of gimmicky, but it's also a pretty appropriate device for a series that's so interested in how people become who they are. Think about Season 1 Peggy, all mousy and demure. Or Season 1 Betty, fragile, docile, vulnerable. And Season 1 Don, smooth and unflappable. How did Peggy turn into the kind of girl who wakes up next to the kind of guy who sleeps in a really nice bed? How is Betty so composed and confident? How is Don so um. Flappable? And who flapped him?

September 24, 2009

Mad Men: The British Invasion Gets Bloody

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Raise your hand if you saw that coming.

AAAIIIGHHH! Holy crap. So yeah, the British are coming, the British are coming, and they're restructuring the Sterling-Coop hierarchy yet again. And then re-restructuring in light of unforeseeable gruesome but kind of hilarious events. Joan officially learns that her husband is not nearly as competent at his job as he's led her to believe, on the exact day she's scheduled to quit hers. And Don has gone five straight episodes now without having sex with some random person or other! This, in addition to his genuine concern for Sally and all-around awesomeness at pretty much everything, have tricked me into forgiving him for being a bastard, at least for the time being. And also, did I mention AAAAAIIIIGHHHH!!!!

September 17, 2009

Mad Men: Everything (And So Much Of It)

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Did you know that in the 60s, childbirth turned you into an impossibly beautiful Disney princess? This show is so educational!

Well, it's time! It's time for the new Draper baby, it's time for Sterling Coop to consider the crazy idea that black people also might want to buy things, and, according to Duck Phillips, it's Peggy's time to shine. If you are a female type person, you know that watching the women on this show is often squirmy; however, Betty's childbirth experience is a whole new level of "There but for the grace of a few decades (and also the fact that I've never given birth) go I." This is an absolutely fantastic episode for January Jones, who has surprised me from the start and hasn't stopped yet. Duck tries to woo Pete and Peggy over to his new firm, and if Peggy's "you have to pay me as much as that douche Paul Kinsey, it's the law"/"Nope, sorry, here's a drink" conversation with Don is any indication, she may be sorely tempted. Oh, and that stupid Maypole teacher flirts with Don again, and if they go there, I will be really annoyed. Don might be an unfaithful bastard, but he keeps that shit away from Ossining. Stick with what works, Don!

September 10, 2009

Mad Men: This Is Why Our Parents Did All Those Drugs

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Thmile while you can, Thally.

Poor Sally. This is even more her episode than the last one was, and she's officially my new favorite Draper, but wow, not a great week for little Thally. Or Grampa Gene. But Sal's officially a commercial director, and his wife has officially noticed that his Ann-Margaret impersonation is just a liiittle too accurate for her taste. Pete lands a huge account from a rich kid with nothing better to do than bet his trust fund on jai alai, the hot new sport that utterly failed to sweep the nation. And Peggy finds a roommate, with Joan's help but without her Ma's blessing.

November 12, 2009:Mad Men Season Finale: I've Quite Enjoyed It Here
November 5, 2009:Mad Men: The End of the World
October 29, 2009:Mad Men: Introducing Dick Whitman
October 22, 2009:Mad Men: Bad Things Come In Small Packages Too!
October 16, 2009:Mad Men: Don, You Ignorant Slut
October 9, 2009:Mad Men: A Thing Like That
October 2, 2009:Mad Men: Never Go With A Hippie To A Second Location
September 24, 2009:Mad Men: The British Invasion Gets Bloody
September 17, 2009:Mad Men: Everything (And So Much Of It)
September 10, 2009:Mad Men: This Is Why Our Parents Did All Those Drugs
September 3, 2009:Mad Men: Not With A Bang, But A Squeezebox
August 27, 2009:Mad Men: Brought To You By Patioâ„¢, The Drink That Sounds Like A Floor
August 21, 2009:Mad Men: Limit Your Exposure, For Chrissakes