Gone Country!

This week on Make Me a Supermodel, it's country time lemonade meets angsty modeling mayhem! The kids go to the country and take photos with livestock. Also, a personal trainer comes in to help them shape up, and some deal with it better than others (Jordan Mcbitchalot, I'm talking to you). Also, Colin makes a stinky and the catwalk is country CHIC, as opposed to the photo shoot, country- not chic? I'm confused. READ ON!

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Do I see Boobs?

This week on MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL, the models do a Mod sixties shoot with partners that they like a lot or don't like at all. Kerryn's forhead really shines in this episode, folks, literally and figuratively. The Go-sees prove that not everyone has what it takes, and the catwalk challenge is all about a model humiliation smackdown! I know, pretty sweet. And, a double elimination as your low-fat, high-ego icing on the cake!

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Make me a supertease

This week on Bravo's MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL, the models do a weird, netty underwater shoot. Salome overcomes her fear of the water (thanks, Mennonite parents!) and Branden gets cockier than ever when faced with not having the best photo. The go-see is for People's Revolution, and Salome is also stifling her career with her tremendous ass. Then some beer pong and drinky-drinks go down and the drama that is Amanda and Gabe becomes a little more ridiculous. The catwalk is about the elements, too, with women dressed as red hot ladie-fires and the men in cool, whitish suits. Yeah, baby!

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Daddy Like.

This week on Make me a Supermodel, it's all about passion. Threesome photo shoots make me TINGLY. The models contend with their own insecurities while in cute sailor suits, and the catwalk stresses a sort of ham-fisted role reversal....where the girls wear power suits and the guys wear skirts. And yeah, I still wanna do Colin. And CJ is still lame. Yay!

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Mouhaha: Bringing the pretty.

This week on Make me a Supermodel, Tyson is gone because he got a modeling gig? Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. The gals and dudes have a shoot based on who they are, or at least how they look like in front of mirrors. The winners get a specially especial treat- a sorta probably maybe kinda chance to walk in the highly sorta critically acclaimed Montreal fashion week. Get your francophone on! Anyhoo, the runway's all about freakiness and being performancy and arty and lame. Also, Kerryn touches Colin's pee-pee. Yeah, watching this episode? The pleasure was ALL mine.

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Hotness McHotterstein.

This week, it's all about sports, but not looking retarded while doing them. Yep, it's gonna be a hard challenge for these models. The shoot consists of the models flying around in the air like rag dolls, and then the catwalk is them in sexy little underwear cages. Mmmm...and, of course, a little bit of cattiness, a sprinkle of resentment and a dollop of unrequited lust!

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Happy Undergarments

Hey YO! Welcome to the world renowned, celebrity-studded recap of Bravo Tv's MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL! WOHOOO! By world-renowned, I guess I mean in my bedroom and surrounding living spaces. By Celebrity-studded, I mean my cats are chillin with me whilst I write this. So join me, friends lovers and brethren, as I take you into the world of super-modelry. And, it's going to be a ridiculous season!

Already, a plexi-glass photo shoot, candy galore and makeovers as the models HEAT UP!

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Ok, Gasmii, given that there isn't a ton of new footage in the reunion and I figured the finale would be all glitter confetti and models rubbing Corey's big bald head for luck, I decided to do an UBER-RECAP of them both together - enjoy!

So, what have you been up to, Beautiful Frankie?

"Make Me a Supermodel: Special Olympics Edition!"

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Tonight is our second to last episode! We've come so far this season, from thinking one of the contestants was a tranny, to posing nude a zillion times, to scandals involving Britney Spears. But it's all about to come to a close on Make Me a Supermodel!

Here's to it being almost over!

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Tonight someone totally undeserving gets a free pass into the final four, Shannon gets her first negative feedback EVER, Perry gets the deets on his cheating girlfriend, and they go through about 15 sticks of kohl on Make Me a Supermodel!

"I'm gonna f*ck you up, Adnan! You're gonna look like this by the time I'm done!"

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