March 25, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: The Mangina Monologues

Tonight is our second to last episode! We've come so far this season, from thinking one of the contestants was a tranny, to posing nude a zillion times, to scandals involving Britney Spears. But it's all about to come to a close on Make Me a Supermodel!


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Here's to it being almost over!

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March 18, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: Oh My Goth!

Tonight someone totally undeserving gets a free pass into the final four, Shannon gets her first negative feedback EVER, Perry gets the deets on his cheating girlfriend, and they go through about 15 sticks of kohl on Make Me a Supermodel!

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"I'm gonna f*ck you up, Adnan! You're gonna look like this by the time I'm done!"

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March 10, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: Bland Ambassadors

Tonight we get a much-publicized semi-confession of infidelity, interactions with Ladies Who Lunch, an egregious display of ignorance as to what a model actually does, and a birthday party!
For the first time in ages, they show us more than just a photoshoot and catwalk on Make Me a Supermodel!

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"Psst - this show is still boring."

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March 4, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: There's No Penis Like Snow Penis

Gaybashing! Stomach flu! Dicks made out of snow! This episode of Make Me a Supermodel has it all! Will our favored son come to see the errors of his ways, or forever be banished from the catwalk by America?

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Better make some room in that mouth for your foot.

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February 24, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: Snakes on a Frame

Get it? Like a frame of film? In a camera? That they shoot models with? Yeah, I know it's dumb. But sometimes you don't get much material to work with on Make Me a Supermodel!

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Yeah, I'm bored too.

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February 21, 2008

Make Me A Supermodel: Might as Well Jump

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Tonight some of the best become some of the worst, Perry's heart gets stomped on, Shannon's hair gets pulled, and Ronnie does his best David Lee Roth on Make Me a Supermodel!

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February 12, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: Fashion Weak

Tonight we eschew a photoshoot to try to put the last nail in Katy's coffin. But all signs point to Beautiful Frankie's departure on Make Me a Supermodel!

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I hope they at least let him keep the flat iron.

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February 6, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: Bawdy Art

And the nudity theme continues, and even intensifies! Tonight the models take it all off for the sake of art and ratings. Someone's got it in for Holly and her persistent Christian values on Make Me a Supermodel!


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January 29, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: Donkey Den

Holy crap! Tonight we get our most action-packed episode yet! We lose the house douchebag but discover the house victim. When God closes a door, he opens a window on Make Me a Supermodel!

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Tonight was the first episode that doesn't make me do this.


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January 21, 2008

Make Me a Supermodel: Hangin' With Mr. Beckford

Tonight we get a whirlwind episode of makeovers, confessed crushes, and Niki wears yet another pair of neon-colored tights. But that's par for the course on Make Me a Supermodel!

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March 25, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: The Mangina Monologues
March 18, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: Oh My Goth!
March 10, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: Bland Ambassadors
March 4, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: There's No Penis Like Snow Penis
February 24, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: Snakes on a Frame
February 21, 2008:Make Me A Supermodel: Might as Well Jump
February 12, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: Fashion Weak
February 6, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: Bawdy Art
January 29, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: Donkey Den
January 21, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: Hangin' With Mr. Beckford
January 15, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: How Many Times Can We Make These Kids Strip in One Hour?
January 8, 2008:Make Me a Supermodel: America's Next Top Model But With Boys Too!