And its question time!
Niki wants to know what Ronnie was whispering to Holly during the shoot. She says he said "I'm gonna do things to you that have never been done before," which, let's face it, is pretty much everything. The judges say Holly's walk was much stronger than Feministephanie's. Corey adds that Steph is annoying, too. That's what I've been saying all along!

They ask Perry and Casey whose idea their choreography was. iki says Casey didn't have much to do in photoshoot, and that he didn't step up. Perry, on the other hand, considers himself an actor/model, and adds that Jacki has a mean left hook.

When it's Bonnie's turn to be questioned, Corey says their jump was over the top. He adds that Ronnie still needs to conquer his walk, and the implication is that he should be focusing more on fundamentals than flashy moves. Tyson suggests that Ronnie is sacrificing himself for Ben, in exchange for sex. Seriously, Tyson? Haven't you been working in this industry for a zillion years, and therefore been exposed to gazillions of gay guys? That insinuation is so insulting, and I'm disappointed. Ronnie, adorable and sweet as he is, just isn't a great model yet. And I'm sure he'd have no problem picking up dudes wherever he went, so why target Ben?

As for Shannon and Frankie, they agree that they worked well together. Jennifer says that anyone who works with Shannon looks good, and I have to agree. She definitely seems to have the most raw talent of this cast.

At the judges' consortium, they discuss Feministephanie totally bombing this week, how Holly keeps improving, and how Casey is too self-aware in front of a camera. They say Perry is consistent, Ronnie needs to work on his walk and energy, and Shannon looks beautiful and polished.

They bring back seven models. Holly was radiant on the catwalk. Perry brought passion and enthusiasm to every project, but our favorite formerly suspected tranny is this week's winner. Congratulations, Shannon and your top hat!

That leaves Feministephanie, Casey, Frankie, and Ronnie. Feministephanie picks and chooses when to work hard. Beautiful Frankie made a good effort, but needs more depth and charisma all around. Ronnie needs to bring more dimension to his wholesome good looks. And Casey needs to learn to deliver consistently.

Apparently, he's consistent enough for this week, because he's excused, leaving Feministephanie, Beautiful Frankie, and Ronnie up for the vote! Down with Stephanie! Down with Stephanie! I can't take any more of her severe winter wear!

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Comments (8)

susanarosa:

Anyone else notice that Jacki wasn't on the runway for the critique or the eliminations?

gasmreader:

Great recap as always

bfrank85:

I have come to the conclusion that all of these models are not as good as they think they are...especially Frankie. Bitch needs to go. So made that he is still around and Stephanie is gone:(

Come on Sparkles. i know you apoligized, but the tardiness of the recap was simply unacceptable.

You've got to do better than this. Thought you quit on us.

bingo blog boy:

First of all- cut Sparkles some slack bfrank! These are the best recaps on this website and if she has to do some "save the job or I'll starve and this shit don't pay all that much" outside work then so be it!

The phone call between Perry and his girlfriend was so freakin fake. It was as if he had the script but she froze up and/or lost one of the pages of her script. I can imagine the producers on the phone with her "now you are pissed at Perry, right?" "No, not reall-" "Yes you are! If you want him to stay in this competition, YOU ARE REALLY PISSED!" "O-kay. I guess so..."

Best line in the show is when Tyson says "Is Ben sucking the (whatever he said here) out of you?" to Ronnie and he says it with a straight face! And no one laughs or giggles like 4th graders! Maybe it will be on the DVD in the extras. I can only hope.

bfrank85:

bingo blog boy is right.

Sorry Sparkles.
You really are doing a good job. Didn't mean to be harsh, BUT the recap's lateness shook me up a bit.

kelseyM13:

i love the smart humor you use for your reviews, they are hilarious. i liked the "e tu ronnie" caption. that was great. and i dont care that it was late its not a big deal ahaha

Sparkles:

Y'all are too sweet. I really am sorry about last week. You have my word that Thursday's recap will be up by tomorrow morning! Heart.

tvkitty:

sparkles, you are a fabulo recapper. Glad you are on this show... thanks for the laughs!

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