We left off last week with Feministephanie, Beautiful Frankie, and Ronnie up for the vote, and Sparkles hoping desperately that Feministephanie will go away so we don't have to hear how intellectual she is anymore.

Ben wakes up Ronnie and says it's judgement day again. Ben gives Ronnie an uggo shiny blue pendant and says that he won immunity while wearing it. Ronnie puts it on and says that if he gets sent home, he's blaming the pendant. Rightly so. It's seriously hideous, and if I were on the panel, I'd want to immediately banish anyone wearing it from ever working in fashion again.

Dealbreaker

In the other room, Feministephanie tells Holly that she's prepared to leave, but Holly says she'll have nervous breakdown if Steph goes. Which makes it doubly fun for us, the viewers! Can you imagine getting rid of the art student and watching the chastity ball debutante lose it in the same episode?! Sign me up!

The three models up for elimination head to the runway for the decision. Niki is rocking a particularly brassy new dye job. I guess working for a reality show that films every day doesn't really give you time to let your color settle in. But wouldn't you think the biggest supermodel of the 90's could afford to get a decent colorist? I guess she must have squandered her Cover Girl and Seventeen Magazine fortunes, which led to her cohosting a reality show on Bravo, which isn't exactly going to win her any Emmys.

"Sometimes, you have to take what you can get."

Ronnie is also safe, which means that Feministephanie is outta here! Who can say why? Maybe because had trouble with her walk. Maybe because her photo was week. Or maybe, just maybe, because there are two kinds of art students. The kind that are secure in their own talent and go about sculpting or painting without rubbing it in everyone's faces, and the kind that traipse around constantly talking about how creative they are, and how they eat, breathe, and shit art. I don't have to tell you which kind Feministephanie is.

And PS - the Bravo website has been touting Steph's "shocking" exit interview. I endured yet ANOTHER ad for The Other Boleyn Girl to bring you the "unbelievable" news. Feministephanie and Holly apparently made out once. Where the camera crew was, I don't know, but someone really dropped the ball on that one. What America really needs is more footage of hardcore Christians getting taken advantage of by the pseudo-bisexual self-professed intelligensia.

But back to the show. For the first time, we don't get to hear Corey tell us if America made the right decision. But good old Sparkles can tell you: Yes We Did!

Ronnie busts through the front door of the house and yells, "The amulet worked!" Of course it did. Because he didn't let anyone see it. Then Frankie comes back and jumps into Perry's arms. Papa bear and baby bear share a sweet little reunion, and Frankie tells us that America loves him and he loves America. He better go call his girlfriend to thank her. I bet her jaw is pretty sore.

Then Holly starts the waterworks. Come on, nervous breakdown!

"God must be punishing me for sticking my tongue in her mouth."

Corey greets the models later that day. He says that it's week 7 and therefore time to touch up their hair. Then they drop the bomb that they're going to get rid of Beautiful Frankie's flowing locks. Corey asks BF how many times people have called him Fabio, and Holly grins evilly and openly in the background. Corey says we have to redefine Fabio, and Jacki is openly giggling. I'm glad the other models get to share in our schadenfreude. Makes me feel a little closer to the girls in the house.

Frankie tells us that he hasn't cut his hair in three years (gross!) but he knows he'd "get reamed a new one for saying no," so he goes for it.

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