May 2, 2009

Making the Band 4: Whine Flu

So this season of Making the Band is officially over. And like every other season, we end with an unsatisfying reunion episode where very few questions are actually answered, and my iced double mocha runs out far too quickly.

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Final Chapter...until next season...

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April 23, 2009

Making the Band: Bahamian Booze Cruise

This week on Making the Band, Day26 finds out that performing without Que really isn't all that bad. And whereas, I assumed that Que would be spending his "time out" in rehab, he is actually just bumming around their New York palatial estate. What a crappy punishment!

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Brian looks more "special" by the second...

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April 16, 2009

Making the Band 4: Que Gets Sent to the Naughty Corner

This week on Making the Band, the same fight that has been taking place all season continues to take place. And Dawn just bugs the hell out of me.

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April 9, 2009

Making the Band 4: It's Some Shady Goin' On

Normally when I write my recaps of Making the Band, I watch it online as I type along. And usually the online running time -- sans commercials -- is somewhere between 43 and 47 minutes. But this week it registered at a mere 38 minutes. Perhaps MTV heard my plea of shortening the show to a half hour. Or they are just REALLY running out of material.

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This week, Draculadiddy bites his own wrist and sucks his own blood.

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April 2, 2009

Making the Band 4: Intervention

This week on Making the Band, Que obviously has a drug problem, and no one will blatantly say it. But TVgasm will!

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I just want to be a dancer!

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March 26, 2009

Making the Band 4: Que Brings Bitchassness Back

Day26 is still not recording because of contract negotiations, so they might as well go bowling. And by "bowling," they really mean getting drunk and humping the ball machine.

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This machine dispenses balls. Big Butter's balls, to be more specific.

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March 19, 2009

Making the Band 4: You're Not the Boss of Me

This week on Making the Band, Que says that Will is selfish and jealous and cannot see past his selfishness and jealousy because he's much too selfish and jealous to realize how selfish and jealous he is. Got that? Me neither. On with the show!

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"Willie's just a big mean meany!"

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March 12, 2009

Making the Band 4: Baby I Got Your Money, Don't You Worry

This week on Making the Band, we learn that no one is safe from the failing economy. And that Diddy's Trickle Down Economics never quite seem to trickle down to those who work for him.

But at least the show is no longer trying to pretend like Shannon is still a member of Danity Kane. So we've come a long way in the Denial Department.

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March 3, 2009

Making the Band 4: Five Men and a Baby

I just moved into a new apartment this weekend, so I recap this week's episode of Making the Band entirely from a small plot of room in front of the front door and leaning up against a full length mirror. This is the only spot where I can clearly steal a WiFi signal from the neighbs. So let's get this thing in the can before my butt starts to hurt, shall we?

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Or else I'm going to throw a fit like this kid!

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February 24, 2009

Making the Band 4: Is Your Album Out Yet?

The cliffhanger from last week's Making the Band was whether or not Danity Kane would give it another try. I have a feeling that this will be the cliffhanger at the end of every episode for the rest of this season and for many seasons to come.

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May 2, 2009:Making the Band 4: Whine Flu
April 23, 2009:Making the Band: Bahamian Booze Cruise
April 16, 2009:Making the Band 4: Que Gets Sent to the Naughty Corner
April 9, 2009:Making the Band 4: It's Some Shady Goin' On
April 2, 2009:Making the Band 4: Intervention
March 26, 2009:Making the Band 4: Que Brings Bitchassness Back
March 19, 2009:Making the Band 4: You're Not the Boss of Me
March 12, 2009:Making the Band 4: Baby I Got Your Money, Don't You Worry
March 3, 2009:Making the Band 4: Five Men and a Baby
February 24, 2009:Making the Band 4: Is Your Album Out Yet?
February 18, 2009:Making the Band 4: This Show Needs a First-Aid Kit Handy
October 22, 2008:Making the Band: The Way We Were
October 14, 2008:Making the Band: Bye Bye Turdie
October 7, 2008:Making the Band: Going Out with a KLANG!
September 30, 2008:Making the Band: The City Slickers Ride Again
September 23, 2008:Making the Band: Fifteenth Wheel
September 15, 2008:Making the Band: Let's Do This Shit
September 8, 2008:Making the Band: Nobody Puts Brian in the Corner!
September 1, 2008:Making the Band: Donnie Klang Klang Klang Goes the Trolley!
August 24, 2008:Making the Band: Must You Grab Your Crotch?!
March 31, 2008:Making the Band: All Good Bitchassness Must Come to an End
March 21, 2008:Damaged! Your Hair is Damaged!
March 14, 2008:Making the Band:You ARE the weakest link!
March 7, 2008:Making the Band: Donnie Needs a Hug
March 1, 2008:Making the Band: It's (not) Too Late to Apologiiiiiize
February 24, 2008:Making the Band: Orangerella Doesn't Tolerate DOUBLE DIPPING!
February 14, 2008:Making the Band: Torturing Underprivileged Children
February 6, 2008:Making the Band: Your Bitchassness Causes Hateration
February 1, 2008:Making the Band: The Band is BACK: But Did You Go Platinum?
August 11, 2006:Show Stoppin'!
August 8, 2006:Dancing In The Streets
July 31, 2006:Aundrea's Rudy Awakening
July 24, 2006:Y'All Gots to Flow!
July 18, 2006:Clipgasm: Aundrea's Reckless Driving Edition
:Car Tunes
July 7, 2006:She Didn't Want To Make The Band Anyway!
July 5, 2006:Oh Diddy, We Love You Forever!
December 12, 2005:The Next Great One Hit Wonder is Here!
December 7, 2005:Where My Ladies At?
November 25, 2005:Aubrey's Coming Out Party
November 14, 2005:Girls Gone Wild: Miami
November 7, 2005:Road Trip!
October 29, 2005:You Can't Make an Omelet Without Breaking Some Eggs
October 21, 2005:Tryin' to Keep up With the Boom Cats
October 17, 2005:Screeching for Dollars
October 6, 2005:Do NOT Dance in the Back