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aundrea2073106The tears were flowing like the River Jordan this week on Making the Band 3 as our favorite gerbil, Aundrea, reeled from news that her boyfriend Rudy no likey her anymore. It was a tough time for her, albeit quite predictable. We knew their much celebrated union would inevitably come to an end, especially after last week's series of uneventful and loveless phone calls. But who knew it would hurt so much??? Ah, the pain of young love coming to an end. It's something that no Diddy or Boom-Cat can ever safeguard against. But would the band survive this emotional crisis? Would they pull together to create something harmonious and beautiful??? Take a wild guess...

This week's show brought us back to dreary old NYC, which seemed somewhat bland and boring after a few weeks of splashy, sunny South Beach. Diddy -- in his one fleeting appearance this week -- told us that normally new bands work only with up and coming producers. But lo! This band is working with Diddy, y'hear! And Diddy has lots and lots of friends. And Diddy's gonna introduce his girls to his friends! And then they're all gonna hang out and stuff. And everyone's gonna become besties until Ma$e shows up and things get awkward and people are like "Who invited him?" and then everyone leaves all disgusted. Okay, Diddy didn't take it that far, but this was essentially his brag-tastic way of introducing us to Rodney Jerkin, another super producer who thankfully looked less ridiculous than Scott Storch.

Dawn was totally enamored with Rodney, saying, "He's like the ice in the glass that melts slowly." Funny, I was gonna suggest "The carbon dioxide that sublimates at a leisurely pace."

Anyway, Rodney had the girls all sing the lyrics to their new song (written in convenient 24 point font size). After they'd gone through the song a few times, he then asked them who they thought would be the natural leader for the song, and everyone said Aundrea (with a few minor suggestions for D. Woods). Well, if it was Aundrea they wanted, it was Aundrea they got! She stepped into the booth and began singing the lead vocals, but oh no! She needed more energy! We knew this wasn't too much of a big deal because her struggles weren't accented with the usual End Of The World BOOOOMS that are typically reserved for Aubrey's tone-deaf ass. Nevertheless, Aundrea certainly was having problems, and I couldn't help wondering if maybe -- just maybe -- she was distracted by personal issues with her boyfriend. Hmmmm...

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Sad showbiz reality: this might be the last time we see that nose.

Luckily, Aundrea hit the note she was trying to get, prompting everyone to tell us how strong she was and blah blah blah. Back at the apartment and fresh from a successful day of recording, Gerbilina then called up Rudy, but he didn't really have time to talk. He was ridin' in the car with Rob, whoever that was. They were apparently going to a bar, and Rudy noted, "Thankfully I'm not driving though." THANKFULLY INDEED! Wouldn't want anything to happen to precious Rudy!

Just like last week, Aundrea wanted to just have five minutes of Rudy's time, but bitch didn't realize that he had very important obligations to tend to; namely, laughing at inaudible jokes with his friends. He then asked Aundrea, "So you won't be home for like at least like another month or something?" Translation: I can still hook up with other chicks in the meantime, right?

When Aundrea asked why he was asking about when she'd be back, Rudy informed her that he was planning a trip to Vegas. How about New York instead, she asked him. NEGATORY! Don't even try it, sister. Rudy is going to Vegas and that's that!

"You don't have any reason to come out here?" Aundrea then asked. I half expected her to add, "Hint hint, motherfucker!" But alas, Rudy merely replied with a "Nah. Not really. Not right now." Gosh, Aundrea. HE HATES YOU!


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