Testimonials

Brillo seems totally down and tells us that his career is at the tipping point. He is either about to tip into major success or tip the other direction and be dropped from Bad Boy. We see him perform on stage at the Palm's and he just kinda...ya know...takes his shirt off. No ripping. No energy. Just...ya know...kinda taking it off like you would after a long, tiring day of work. It is just PLAIN SAD. Boy's got nothin' left to give. I laugh and I cry. It's better than "Cats!"

Backstage, a couple fans want to meet our handsome Brills! And it's really sweet. No wait. It's just HORRIBLY awkward. The first girl comes back and isn't received very cheerfully. She doesn't quite know what to do with herself, and Brillo admits that he has no posters or anything to give her. And then a very small and fragile lady named Kristen comes back stage. She looks like she might have early-onset osteoporosis or a rare form of scoliosis, and she REALLY gives the Brillo a verbal punch in the nuts. First, she says she's never heard of him! And then! THEN! She asks if his album is even OUT yet! BOOM! Now that's what I call a one-two punch! Hilarious, too, because you KNOW normally backstage visitors are sent back to give the star a blowjob or something. And this girl just did the EXACT opposite.

Brillo sheepishly says that, yes, his album has been on the stands for awhile. Kristen perkily says that she plans to buy it. Of course, it would be handy -- and would make sense -- if they had albums backstage to sell, but they do not. So Kristen just kinda lingers for a minute and then exits Stage Left. Brillo looks at his ragtag team of sidekicks and mentions how awkward it was to meet his backstage visitors. They all nervously laugh because that is what they get paid to do.

Back in New York, Dawn and Que are out on a date. Dawn says that she's the only DK member in NYC for Diddy's meeting, so it's not looking good. She tells Que that Shannon still isn't returning calls, and she doesn't know what's going on with Aundrea. Que says that she should find two new members who appreciate Danity Kane instead of waiting around. Dawn says that she wants to be a member of DK, and it's not fair to people who have dreams. Yes, Danity Kane MUST work things out! Otherwise, it will be to the detriment of dreams everywhere! And the entire world of Fantasia will be swallowed by The Nothing.

Up in her hotel room, Dawn is literally sitting by the phone, doing nothing. We see an SUV pulls up outside. A-ha! Aundrea has arrived. Aundrea tells us that she's done crying and ready to get back to work. She heads upstairs to surprise Dawn.

Aundrea tells Dawn that she's been going nuts and wants to get back to work. Dawn says that she thinks Diddy thought the four of them would move on, and he didn't expect it to fall apart. She doesn't understand how they got so lost, and Aundrea thinks they took it all for granted. (p.s. I really don't see how Diddy couldn't expect them to fall apart? Didn't he break them up? Wasn't them falling apart kinda the point?)

We go across town to Day26 who is still working in the studio when Diddy arrives. And he has come bearing gifts! The gift of.....his new fragrance. Wow, are you guys serious? I am SO not plugging his shitty cologne. This is just getting shameless. By the way Diddy talks about his cologne, you'd think it was made from the tears of an angel. Luckily, I do not have scratch'n'sniff tv. Diddy then listens to the music that the guys have recorded. He loves it but still wants them to do it all over again.

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