Brillo is back to New York and heading to his favorite diner. What is WITH this boy and diners? It's the Moon Over My Hammy, isn't it? Well, tragically, we don't get to see his Mamarillo this time because he's meeting Aundrea. Brillo tells her that he had to meet with Diddy and it went badly. He feels like his career is slipping away. Aundrea stares at him for a minute and then orders the Texas omelet. Aundrea says that she hasn't talked to anyone and is fed up with the drama. I suddenly realize that she looks a little chunky. She really needs to tuck that double-chin into her shirt. I do love our little muff, but I'm not gon' lie to ya and say she looks the same.
UGH! Another Breaking News segment. These used to be funny, but now they are just over-saturating our the timeslot. Diddy says something really dumb about taking responsibility for yourself. And how Bad Boy doesn't babysit. All right, whatever, let's just move on, okay?
Aundrea and Dawn are headed to meet Diddy. Finally! We get to see something juicy! Creepily, the meeting is held in the same room and at the same table where they all broke up. Dawn says that Danity Kane was born in that room, died in the room and now will be transformed in the room. Danity Kane IS Jesus. She says they should put Diddy in a blonde wig and glitter and force him to perform as Shannon. They laugh. And then decided that it's not appropriate to laugh. Then they laugh. And then frown. And then pretend like they are sad. And then laugh some more.
Diddy enters, smiling, and dishing out fake hugs. He pretty much blames them for the dissolving of the group and demands that they fix it. He even says that THEY put HIM in a bad situation! Dawn and Aundrea claim that they want to work but they can't make the other girls cooperate. Dawn says she's talked to all of the other girls and says that D. Woods feels like she was fired. Well, I, for one, can see where D. Woods is coming from. When Diddy looked her straight in the eye and said, "You're not in the group no more," that left very little room for interpretation. But now Diddy is second guessing his decision. And instead of owning up to his mistake, he'd rather blame everyone else for it. Hey, didn't we just watch a "Breaking News" segment about taking responsibility....ironic, eh?
He tells the girls that no one is out of their contracts. But they need to go find Shannon...
...And that is exactly what they do. Next week, Aundrea and Dawn head to San Francisco to drag Shannon back to New York.
Whoa! So what IS going on, Gasmii?! Has Diddy officially LOST IT!? And do you think Shannon will come back? Do you blame D.Woods for thinking she was fired? Do tell!
See you Thursday,
love, MandaMo
xoxo
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Comments (12)
In the backstage photo with Brillo's pet lion, it looks like the big guy there peed his pants a little bit.
1 of 12 | Posted by itchy | Posted on February 24, 2009 12:39 PM
Itchy! My crazy French friend! I miss you from my days of covering "Stylista." And, yes, you are absolutely 100% correct on the pants-peer. Hilariously, gross!
2 of 12 | Posted by MandaMo | Posted on February 24, 2009 1:09 PM
I don't actually watch this show (even I have my limits) but I really enjoy the recaps.
3 of 12 | Posted by itchy | Posted on February 25, 2009 12:49 AM
I just wanted to quickly bow to your greatness for the "Neverending Story" reference. That was a nice awwwwwww to start out my morning with!
4 of 12 | Posted by jadestarla | Posted on February 25, 2009 9:23 AM
I really think we need to turn this show into a drinking game, with all the shameless self promotion Diddy does, and all the shots of him on buildings staring at us. It might just make the episodes seems more exciting.
5 of 12 | Posted by NebbGirl | Posted on February 25, 2009 10:15 AM
To answer your question, YES! Diddy has finally lost it! Yet again, Diddy's lack of responsibility about the group is astounding. Why in the world is he making Dawn and Aundrea feel like they did something wrong, and makking them do all the work to get the other girls back? If Diddy wants the group back together then he should be the one to call them, and be honest about the fact that he f#*ked up, and would like them to come back. If they say no then...well its done with, and time to move on.
NebbGirl, if this show came on on Friday then I could play, but I have to go to work in the morning and I couldnt because I would be inebriated at the end of the show and incapable of waking up in the morning.
6 of 12 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on February 25, 2009 12:57 PM
Poor Donnie. He has absolutely no charisma, no charm, no swagga! He's just a shy guy and shy guys aren't usually up in the lime light! Maybe he should talk to Beyonce about creating a Sasha Donnie personality? It helped her out! It would create a stir and get people talking as well! Another solution would be if he had Timbaland produce a track! BAM! Instant #1! Worked for JT!
7 of 12 | Posted by Thatswhatshesaid | Posted on February 25, 2009 4:24 PM
I know Poor Donnie, but I do think if he wasn't with Diddy he would've been more successful wait that's for everybody. If Danity Kane, Day 26 and Donnie weren't with Diddy they would be more successful.
Yes Diddy lhas ost it, he can't admit that he's the one that f***ed up that whole group. How can they fix anything when he broke them up, hello Diddy. I'm starting to think this whole show was just to promote Diddy, I see his ass more on tv than anyone actually signed to Bad Boy!
8 of 12 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on February 26, 2009 3:14 PM
LOL bigjr6633!!!Laugh.Out.Loud.
Has anyone seen the You Tube rant this guy did hating on Diddy? It's called Puffy is Poison. The guy is basically running down a list of Bad Boy artists that no longer exist. It is hilarious. Enjoy!
9 of 12 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on February 26, 2009 6:49 PM
thatswhatshesaid, I just saw the utube vid so funny, so sad, so true!!!
Diddy is ridiculous, on the show he'll say something like the artist had a responsibility no Diddy u have a responsibility no to f*** up your own artists career. MandaMo, please watch iRant:Puffy is Poison on utube.
Oh yeah, remember when Diddy use to say "Bitchassness" all the time. Diddy is showing major "Bitchassness" right now when it comes to his artists.
10 of 12 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on February 27, 2009 2:17 AM
Yesssssss!!! I can't wait to watch the rant! I will do so as soon as I get home from work.
I think that Diddy's attitude is the direct result of only being surrounded by "yes men." When you only allow people to be around you if they agree with you all the time, then you completely lose touch. I mean, look at Orangebrey, she disagreed, and she got the axe.
11 of 12 | Posted by MandaMo | Posted on February 27, 2009 10:10 AM
The iRant was hilarious!
Poison Puffy est. 1996
12 of 12 | Posted by BlahBlah | Posted on February 28, 2009 2:00 AM