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Aaaaaaand Kavion is officially in town! He looks just like a real life "My Buddy" doll. So for anyone who had the childhood dream of their doll coming to life to become their real life friend, here you go! (I know I especially felt that way about my stuffed animal Fievel.) Will is really happy to see Little K and his wife. And it's hilarious because the second Will picks up Kavion, his wife BOLTS without so much as a "see ya later, gator." She is just OUTTA THERE. It's almost as if she were dropping off Damien from "The Omen."

Now Brillo arrives. He asks Kavion if he remembers him, and he does. Brillo then tells us that Kavion is the smartest three-year-old he's ever met. Because in Brillo World, even toddlers are brainiacs compared to him! Then Little K does a Michael Jackson impersonation or something. Whoa, Will better keep that down to a minimum. The last thing we need is for cutie-pie Kavion to get Michael Jackson's attention! We all know what happens during slumber parties at NeverLand Ranch, amiright? Then Brillo repeats that old boring story of how Diddy told him not to write songs. Yawn. I am so over that story. What's with the canned routines, Brill Pad? Find a new story to tell, please. Thanks.

Dawn enters the "house" to visit Que and is jealous because the guys are living it up while she and Aundrea are slumming it in a huge, gorgeous hotel room in Manhattan. Listen up here, Dawn: When I visited NYC with my two friends, the only room we could afford was one where we shared a toilet with three other rooms and all slept in one queen-sized bed. So please don't complain to me about how your room is "gross."

Dawn tells us that she used to be resentful toward the Danity Kane's break-up because she felt like she was left with no answers. She said that none of them are going to sell out a stadium on their own. She doesn't understand how none of the other girls are hungry like she is. She says that she still doesn't understand why they broke up and that they don't have to get along, as long as they get along on the stage. I think it's pretty clear why they broke up: PUFFY IS POISON!

Robert and Brian ask if she's talked to anyone other than Aundrea. She says that she talked Shannon and that something in Shannon's heart is telling her that she doesn't want to do it anymore. Shannon is afraid to be let down again. Shannon is apparently living with someone WITH her husband, has no money for a home and barely sees her man. What? How did that happen? Shannon always seemed like the responsible one of the bunch. The one who might have saved for a rainy day. Or at least might have married a sugar daddy.

The next morning, all of our guys are sleeping except for Will and Kavion, and THIS, my dear Gasmii, is HILARIOUS. Will instructs Kavion to go beat up Big Butter. Kavion is confused for about one minute before darting across the room. Kavion inspects Big Butter and then grabs a book from Will. Will tells him to hit him in the head HARD. He konks BB right on the head, but it hardly stirs the beast.

Dawn visits Diddy, and he asks why she looks so down. Um, you destroyed her life? You are poison? You always make her feel like crap? Just a hunch! She says she feels worn out. He asks her if she's talked to Shannon. She says that Shannon is on the cusp, so they are going to San Francisco to reel her in. She tells us that they are paid to make appearances for their fans. She, Aundrea, and Shannon are still on contract to fulfill an appearance in San Francisco.

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