Back to Will, he is busy spoiling the shit out of Kavion. If anyone wonders why this kid is the devil, then I think we've found our answers. (1) Will instructs him to beat up sleeping people. (2) The kid is completely spoiled. Will takes Kavion to Central Park and then to Serendipity for ice cream. And then to the toy store. Will says that he spoils him but also puts his foot down. Putting his foot down, meaning that he brushes his teeth and bathes him, and other basic things that he'd have to do to avoid child services. Will makes him a lovely bubble afro. Then they read a bedtime prayer.
This part is so cute that I really couldn't not show you pictures. So here you are. Get the cuteness out of your system now, so that we can please move on without distractions. After all, we still have to get to all of that Shannon crapola.
Awesome. Now get yourselves together!
Now we're in San Francisco where are girls are hosting a club. Dawn says their fans are showing love even though they've had such a public breakup. It confirms that they need to get back on track. They sing "Damaged" with just the two of them, and it is horribly SAD! Two people does not a group make. (Sorry, that was my twisted Yoda way of saying a sentence. Oh, whatever, don't act like you haven't seen Star Wars.)
Dawn tells us that Shannon is there with them, but she has decided not to follow through with filming this season until she's sure it's something that she wants to be a part of. She says they respect her decision and hopes she comes back. The crowd chants her name and then everyone shrieks. I guess she's there? But in PHANTOM FORM. I would like to believe that Shannon was in some terrible, fiery accident and is now horribly deformed. She is in hiding until we forget what she looks like so she can reemerge with a new face and we won't notice. That totally happened on "One Life to Live" in the mid-to-late '80s with the character of Max. Ring a bell? Anyone?
Forlorn, Dawn and Aundrea return to their hotel. Dawn says that Diddy will tell them they didn't try hard enough. Aundrea says that if Shannon wanted to be here, she would be, so it might be time to give up. Dawn asks how Aundrea would feel if they got another girl. Aundrea is scared to bring another girl into the group without knowing her intentions. And how will the fans feel? Aundrea says it will be a gamble, but she wants it to be something that she believes me. They decide to go out for a night of black/latin love and have a few drinks. Uh-oh, it's the new Ebony and Ivory, and we all know how THAT turned out! They drink very full glasses of wine, and then make a drunken decision to crash the guys' house. They pack their bags and arrive at the "house." They pretend like they are sneaky and incognito except that they are too drunk to even navigate through the rotating doors.
When they walk in, Big Butter is confused. He tells us, "I was just thinking to myself: You don't live here." Will says they love him, but they cannot stay. Big Butter lets them have the "groupy room," which is the skanky term for "guest room."
The next morning, it's time for Kavion to go home. He and Will are both sad. Kavion eats a waffle and demands that Will comes home with him. Kavion says goodbye to everyone, gets his bags and leaves. He definitely seems more excited to see his mom than anything. But he doesn't want to say goodbye to his dad.
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Comments (4)
Glad u enjoyed the irant on Diddy that video got me thinking, Is Diddy the Devil? Everything he seems to touch crumbles into a slow and antagonizing death. Donnie never stood a chance and Day26 watch out, you all have exactly 26 days before you guys are dismanded and never heard from again. LOL
Anyway, Kavion was probably the best thing about this episode. Cute little kids always make these shows so much better and I loved the My Buddy Doll reference.
I really think Shannon might end up coming back, I mean they need to end this season on some kind of high note or just leave a cliffhanger so the next season their on the hunt for a new girl, I don't know. Can't wait til next week where the guys all lose their shit cause Diddy's not paying them suprise, suprise!!!
1 of 4 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 3, 2009 3:46 PM
I'm not sure what "nut meat" is but it sounds vulgar, and I'm interested in adding it to my vocabulary.
Diddy is poison! How long have I been telling everyone that?! I would NEVER sign with Bad Boy...EVER! You have no chance there. Diddy does not care about his artists and this is an industry-known thing. Diddy is more concerend with recording his album full of terrible, autotuned horse shit rather than sucking it up and admitting that he is the reason Danity Kane broke up, the reason Donnie has no fans (Did they do any promotion for him at all?), and the reason any of his other artists come out with 1 single, at most 2, and are never heard from again.
Can you imagine if this show didn't exist? We would have never heard of Day 26, Danity Kane or Donnie they barely play any of their music on the radio, if at all, as it is now!
Danity Kane needs to hurry up and make a decision. I'm over the crying and moping around about the split. Diddy needs to hurry up and make a decision.
2 of 4 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on March 4, 2009 5:50 AM
Oh my God, that irant was so funny, sadly so true. The whole time I was watching it, I was thinking, yeah, what DID ever happen to Loon??
Thanks for the link!
Plus I remember Max from one life to live!
3 of 4 | Posted by janny146 | Posted on March 5, 2009 8:05 AM
You're totally welcome for the Puffy is Poison recommendation! When I first saw it I died laughing! I had to tell everyone I KNEW!
This was a great recap! I'm so late getting to it this time around, but it was awesome! Loved it!
4 of 4 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on March 5, 2009 6:01 PM