Our men head to dinner. And whereas I expect them to be going through the nearest McDonald's drive-thru to order off the dollar menu, they go to a nice, fancy place. And I'm not talking the Olive Garden here. They're at a swanky New York hot spot. So now we've deduced two areas where the money has gone: (1) Robert's dumb hats, and (2) Swanky expensive restaurants. Que says that he has nothing to show for all the hard work (other than the food in his belly that's slowly making its way to the large intestine), and he needs to take care of his responsibilities at home. Robert says that the early bird catches the worm. And the bird's nest grindin' like that. Everyone pretends to know what Robert means. But he might as well be speaking Japanese. Have you ever noticed that Big Butter says nothing? They constantly put the cameras on his blank stare but nothing is emoted. Big Butter is dead inside. And dead to me, for that matter. Que tries to repeat his broken record of pity, and Will almost interrupts. Que gets pissed at the attempted interruption and a minor spat ensues. What is UP with Que, y'all? Someone needs to cut that man's estrogen dosage!
Woo hoo! Breaking news! "Making HIS Band" is coming to Chicago for auditions. If you've been following this long enough, then you know I work in TVgasm's fine Chicago Offices. Remind me not to leave my house. I don't want to catch The Diddy. Because as we have now learned from previous weeks: "Puffy is Poison."
Dawn and Aundrea have found the place is a mess. There is even a ketchuppy fry on the floor. So they've decided to clean. The trash is overflowing and there's pubes on the floor. Piles upon piles of clothes on the bed. An old cap'n crunch bowl in the bedroom. It is like a fraternity house at a Big Ten School crossed with a landfill and sprinkled with Hell. Trying to recreate their formative years, perhaps are sullen heroes are just seeing what like would have been like in the parallel world of Oscar the Grouch. "Oh I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty! Anything ragged or rotten or rusty! Yes, I love trash!" Don't pretend like you don't remember that. And also: what a fine use of alliteration. Oscar was kindof a genius!
That night, Will is playing music, and Que asks him to turn it down so he can record. So Will turns the music up. Following the Sesame Street trend: It's opposite day! Will is trying to find music for Day26. Que asks him to turn it down again. So Will gets fed up, and turns it up again. Robert dances along. Will tells Que to go outside and turns the music back up and even laughs. So Que reaches over Will and turns it down again. Que takes his computer into the bathroom and puts headphones on. Honestly, I described that fight to the best of my ability. But if you missed the episode, then I understand if my description came across fuzzy at best. There is just no good way to adequately describe the immature power play as it occurred in it's natural environment.
I see that we are in a redneck bar in Poughkeepsie. We must be here for Brillo. Yep. There he is. Right by the foosball machine. He's playing a sold out show there. And it's the same thing as always. He performs a few songs, casually removes his shirt and leave. I notice that the lion from a few weeks ago is his back-up dancer. I want a back-up lion.
Meanwhile, Brian gets a text message from Screwface. They are going to White Plains, NY for a show. Cha-ching! Money money money! They are excited for the money. Brian and Robert do a happy dance. Big Butter, as usual, is not fazed. They decide to have a house meeting to talk about the land of milk and honey that is White Plains, NY. However, Will is on the phone with his wife. Instead of hanging up and joining the meeting, he tells Brian to attend the meeting in his place. Que says, "That's selfish. How selfish. Will's selfish. Jealous and selfish. Will ruins everything. Because he's selfish. Selfish. Selfish Will!" Robert says he doesn't care that Will isn't there; they just need to talk, so let's get to it.
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Comments (3)
HA! HA! HA! GREAT recap as always! That fight between Que and Will was the dumbest ever! I loved the screenshots of Que being a baby! He acted like he was 5 the entire episode! Why exactly would Will be jealous of Q-tip Que? Someone please help me understand! This recap was more enjoyable than the show. As usual.
1 of 3 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on March 20, 2009 1:15 PM
I think Que has 2 problems. 1) He seems to be insecure about being the youngest in the group. 2) He is caught up in the DK issuse and he feels like he is Dawn and Will is Orange. Que was always telling Dawn that Orange was jealous of her and that was why she did not get along.
I am tire of Dawn saying that DK broke up because they were always fighting. I don't think that is true. I looked like the two clicks in DK were frienemies and just fronted that they got along. That goes on in the workplace all the time. DK seemed to work hard in the studio and on stage. They worked together when they wanted a different style for their last CD.
Dawn needs to face the fact that DK broke up because Diddy fired Orange and Whatsherface. DK may have been able get out 1 or 2 more CDs before the spit like so many other groups do. Maybe just long enough to get a least 1 real international tour. That could have led to money in the bank and or connections in the music industry. Many former group members go on to become producers, song writers or sign new artist. Like Mike from New Edition did after BBD broke up.
2 of 3 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 20, 2009 5:59 PM
Yeah I don't know what's going on with Que maybe his personal life is causing him to lash out at ppl although Que if your going to lash out at someone don't do it to Will, whose muscles are bigger than your whole body. These ppl must blow all their money on hats cause these hats are getting out of control they even wear them during rehearsal. I'm guessing the rest of the season is going to be more Que drama, Dawn and Andrea just there, and Donnie doing these little gigs here and there as if he wasn't signed to a big record label!!!
3 of 3 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 21, 2009 8:35 AM