A day after Dawn and Aundrea cleaned, the apartment is back to being a stinky mess. There are literally six jugs of milk on the counter and a burnt pizza sitting out. They Lysol the entire house to try to get rid of the smell. Dawn whips the aerosol canes around like guns. The men get home and do not enjoy the girly smell. Brian says they sprayed too much air freshener. They are pissed. Will says they liked the manly stink, and now it is ruined. It's kind of like when a dog has it's favorite toy, and it loves that toy......until you put it in the wash. Then it's as though the toy has the bubonic plague.
Mamarillo comes by that night with Brillo's girlfriend, Melissa, who he's been with for a year. What? Melissa, who!? Brillo shows them the house, and Mamarillo is wearing an awesome velour sweatsuit from circa 2001. I knew I'd love this lady! Something about her shameless unpretentiousness and awesome hairsprayed ponytail helmet just really does it for me. They go to a nice restaurant, and Mamarillo is pleased because chicken pot pie is on the menu.
Now time to drop the Bombarillo: Mamarillo says, "I've decided that I want to..." Brillo interjects, "Get a dog." Nope! She wants to start dating. He is apprehensive and confused. Poor little Brillo and his freakishly slow brain power. After his mom explains that she wants to date men in order to maybe have a relationship, Brillo says it's okay as long as it doesn't turn into another reality show. I approve of his mother's desire to date. I could see her ending up with a nice Tony Danza-type.
The rest of the gang goes drinking. Seriously, their money management is appalling. Beer, fancy dinners, dumb hats. They might as well just light all of their money on fire. Que seems to have lightened up because he's dancing and having fun. They all pass around Robert's hat. They leave the bar drunk and head back to the house. Big Butter passes out on the floor. Is there anywhere that this boy can't sleep? Will is next to him. Drunkenly Que yells that everybody needs to get up because they have a show tomorrow. Que gets mad that Will doesn't want to get up to rehearse but it's 12:45 a.m. Apparently, they couldn't practice anyway because Brian is missing. Big Butter says they can't practice without all five. Que yells at Will for being selfish, and Will mutters back. Will finally sits up and explains that it's not that they aren't practicing because he doesn't want to. It's because Brian isn't there. Que says that he always does what Will wants. So why is there no reciprocity? No, don't be fooled. He doesn't actually use the word "reciprocity." I pulled that one out of my Google dictionary. He says that Will acts like the leader when he's not.
Will says that if Que keeps talking, then there's going to be a problem. Que continues to come at Will and says he doesn't care if he's 27. He's not scared. Will finally gets up. Robert tries to hold him back. Dawn holds Que back. Que retreats to the kitchen and Dawn follows him. He tells her that she better not step in there. She doesn't understand and tells him to stop acting like an idiot.
It takes both Aundrea and Robert to push back Will and his army of muscles. I suddenly feel turned on. Dawn says that she and Aundrea would take their places in a second. So they need to stop being petty. Que gets up and throws his hat at Dawn. Robert says, "Wow."
Brillo gets home and instantly notices a weird vibe. Maybe it's Que's dead body on the floor. He's not sure. Will tells him that he and Que got into it. Robert says that when you bring five different people together with five different emotions, it can become overwhelming. Geez! There is Robert and all that math again! Why does he always have to be such a brainiac!? Aundrea says they need to be smarter than Danity Kane. She says it reminds her a lot of what DK went through. They hid a lot of tension that no one saw, and they need to not let the dumb fights get the best of them. Like who gets to use the Mystic Tan machine first. Or who gets to pretend to date Brillo.
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Comments (3)
HA! HA! HA! GREAT recap as always! That fight between Que and Will was the dumbest ever! I loved the screenshots of Que being a baby! He acted like he was 5 the entire episode! Why exactly would Will be jealous of Q-tip Que? Someone please help me understand! This recap was more enjoyable than the show. As usual.
1 of 3 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on March 20, 2009 1:15 PM
I think Que has 2 problems. 1) He seems to be insecure about being the youngest in the group. 2) He is caught up in the DK issuse and he feels like he is Dawn and Will is Orange. Que was always telling Dawn that Orange was jealous of her and that was why she did not get along.
I am tire of Dawn saying that DK broke up because they were always fighting. I don't think that is true. I looked like the two clicks in DK were frienemies and just fronted that they got along. That goes on in the workplace all the time. DK seemed to work hard in the studio and on stage. They worked together when they wanted a different style for their last CD.
Dawn needs to face the fact that DK broke up because Diddy fired Orange and Whatsherface. DK may have been able get out 1 or 2 more CDs before the spit like so many other groups do. Maybe just long enough to get a least 1 real international tour. That could have led to money in the bank and or connections in the music industry. Many former group members go on to become producers, song writers or sign new artist. Like Mike from New Edition did after BBD broke up.
2 of 3 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 20, 2009 5:59 PM
Yeah I don't know what's going on with Que maybe his personal life is causing him to lash out at ppl although Que if your going to lash out at someone don't do it to Will, whose muscles are bigger than your whole body. These ppl must blow all their money on hats cause these hats are getting out of control they even wear them during rehearsal. I'm guessing the rest of the season is going to be more Que drama, Dawn and Andrea just there, and Donnie doing these little gigs here and there as if he wasn't signed to a big record label!!!
3 of 3 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 21, 2009 8:35 AM