Day26 is still not recording because of contract negotiations, so they might as well go bowling. And by "bowling," they really mean getting drunk and humping the ball machine.
But the fun, worry-free activity of bowling can't last forever. Because when Screwface smells fun, Screwface needs to ruin the fun. So he calls Brian. Brian chats with Mr. Face for awhile and then announces that the time has come to sign paperwork. The clouds part, a light shines through from heaven, and Que lights up like Delta Burke finding a piece of cake. Maybe now that Que has money, he'll stop being such a whiney bitch. Well, if you think that's a true statement, then you obviously have too much faith in humanity. Please go get jaded and report back to us later. Gasmii tip: A good way to get jaded is to date John Mayer. He will make sure to dump and humiliate you at least 127 times before the end of the month.
Drunk, the guys meet Screwface back at the house. By the way, Screwface's real name is Joseph Charles. So let's just cut the craziness and call him Joe Chuck. Although I love to believe that Screwface is Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds' serial killing alter ego, it's time to get back down to earth. So Joe Chuck tries to explain the negotiations, but all the guys are cross-eyed, and Will has completely passed out. Joe Chuck stutters and stutters until finally asking if everyone is all right.
Robert claps and yells Will's name to wake him up. But instead of waking up, Will shares a lovely song: "You must face it; don't tryyyyy to erase it. Just lift your hands up and sayyyy, I'm gay!" Everyone laughs, and Will promptly goes back to sleep. Who says these guys don't have any hit-making songs? There was a Grammy-winner right there! Screwface, er, I mean, Joe Chuck explains that everyone now has a lot of money. Our zombie mean carefully scrawl their names on the contract, and now Satan officially has their souls.
The guys head to the studio where they meet with Skid, who I desperately want to call Poop Stain. MandaMo's train of thought: Skid --> Skidmark --> Poop Stain. See, you can get there in two steps. And when I start resorting to bathroom humor, that means I am truly out of jokes. So you all are in for a looooooong recap! Poop Stain has been at Bad Boy for many years, and now he's working on Day26's new album.
Big Butter explains that they have more control of what goes on in the album. Que wants more dance. Brian says instead of going against the grain, they need to create their own lane. Then Will says something else. He tells us that he and Brian are on the same page, but Que, of course, is on another page. And that page is called "Whiney Bitch."
Later that day or night or possibly five weeks ago because no one really knows the timeline anymore, Que and Dawn walk out of a bank and into the street. Dawn asks him what they are recording. She wants to know what the DY-rection of the album is. Que says he doesn't know the DY-rection. They are recording two slow songs, and it's not what he wants. Dawn says they need to find a vision and DY-rection because the group doesn't seem to have one. Then she says she doesn't know why she's giving advice because remember Danity Kane? Yeah, they failed BIG TIME. I mean, HUGE.
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Comments (10)
OMG. I've been waiting for this recap so that I could post a comment. I haven't watched the show from last night yet, but I want to comment on this recap. I've actually watched this episode 4 times trying to be clear on my position. What is up with Que? I don't know if it's his age or what, but he has really been buggin' out. I don't see how a strong woman like Dawn puts up with his childish ways. Has anyone noticed in the past couple of episodes, he's had somewhat femanine tendencies? He wears me out. I adore the rest of the group, but I'm done with Que. He certainly needs the t-shirt. I'm not mad at Will or Brian for their initiative. I can't wait for the album. Okay, I got a little long-winded, but Que has worked my LAST NERVE. What do yall think? Also, great recap.
1 of 10 | Posted by mspattie | Posted on March 27, 2009 8:01 AM
Que is showing signs of a drug user. Sad, happy, angry, down up just crazy. Dawn is also giving him bad advice. He's is such a child and extremly disappointing because I thought he was a good kid. Now he's selfish & spoiled. He'll learn that the world does not revole about him and he should appreicate his blessings.
One Word: Ungrateful.
2 of 10 | Posted by missfoxyfoxy | Posted on March 27, 2009 8:39 AM
Que seemed really nice before this season but now I don't know WTF is going on with him? All he does is bitch about everything and try and fight ppl at least 10 times bigger than him meaning Will. Que if your going to lash out at someone, don't do it to Will the dude could seriously crush u with his thumb. Look Que your life may suck at home, but you still work at major record label even though its Bad Boy, you still get paid more than most of us and your famous, wtf are u mad about? Serious question - how are their real fans going to feel about Que when their album comes out and how is that going to affect them as a whole?
Another serious question, I'm just getting all deep into this - once this show ends and they don't want to feature Day26 anymore on it how will Day26 even survive - this group isn't even half promoted outside the show? So many questions, so little time and what the hell are Dawn and Aundrea doing, they're just sitting around waiting for some shit to happen regarding their careers, anyway great recap!!!
3 of 10 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on March 27, 2009 9:45 AM
Miss FoxyFoxy, great observation. Maybe he's bipolar. His highs and lows are consistent with rapid cycling. Hell, I don't know. I DO know he's young and under a lot of pressure, but DAMN!!!! You nailed it, UNGRATEFUL. One other thing: He's always saying Will is jealous. OF WHAT? Will has a better voice and the FINEST one in the group, in my opinion.
4 of 10 | Posted by mspattie | Posted on March 27, 2009 9:57 AM
I used to think Robert was the one who did not know when to shut up but he has nothing on Que.
Que's problem is more than just the stress of getting money for his Mom and siblings which is part of his stress. I agree with the may or may not be bipolar Dx but for sure he is insecure with his always feeling the older married guys are trying to clown him which has him flipping back and forth between always looking for a fight or else pouting like a 2 year old. I like Dawn when she is with DK but with nothing to do she is turning into Yoko Ono because she is request of Que's problem.
Que is also delusional on 2 points. 1st he thinks Will is jealous of him and 2nd he thinks he could take Will in a fight. I just don't know where that "I feel I'm being tested comes from". I could see guy still stuck in the hood or military stuck feeling like that but he is on MTV, in a rented house, in NY and has a dozen ugly hats to keep his big baby head warm. He should be thankful, grateful and enjoy this ride before it ends. Instead he is trying to self-destruct.
5 of 10 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 27, 2009 2:30 PM
I mean Dawn is the rest of Que's problem.
6 of 10 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 27, 2009 2:33 PM
that was what came to my mind, that Que was bipolar or getting to be schizophrenic; he seems extremely paranoid and he's talking in a strange way, very odd and sad b/c he was so great in the beginning i guess something got a hold of him that is probably hard for him to control...
7 of 10 | Posted by lala59 | Posted on March 27, 2009 4:12 PM
Wow! You guys are really fired up about about Que being a freakazoid! I love it!
Anyway, the same thing came to my mind: Why would Will be jealous of Que?! Will is hot, has an awesome voice, a great body, a hot wife, an adorable kid...need I say more?
I think that Que is just EXTREMELY immature and lacks perspective. And it was hilarious the way he tried to act like Mike and Robert were on his side!
8 of 10 | Posted by MandaMo | Posted on March 28, 2009 9:26 AM
In sum, Que is a loser-child. He needs to grow the heck up and learn to appreciate what he has. I have been asking for WEEKS what Will could POSSIBLY be jealous of? Maybe Que's just mis-speaking. Maybe he means to say, "I'M jealous of WILL!" But he keeps saying it backwards. hahahaa!
9 of 10 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on March 29, 2009 12:26 PM
I don't usually post to websites, but I just can't help myself. I'm really curious as to the actual timing of the taping of these episodes. I do agree that Dawn is a part of Que's problem. Although she has given him some good advice, she also contributes to his poor decision making. Que is in dance class because of HER! While I'm excited about the new album, I'm so afraid these episodes will turn fans away and stifle record sales.
10 of 10 | Posted by mspattie | Posted on March 31, 2009 9:07 AM