Joe Chuck does not appreciate the way Que is talking. Talk as in the tone. Definitely not the words. Because when strung together, the words don't even make sense. For proof, here is a direct excerpt: "You axe. You axe 'em how. I don't know. It's not. I don't know what's going on. I just feel something in the air, man. Some. Something in me, like. I'm something. And I dropped all. Brian. And it's the atmosphere." Right?
Que adds that he knows they were talking about him, but Joe Chuck denies it. Big Butter has been watching the whole exchange and now Will has joined them. Joe Chuck continues to repeat, "What happened? What's going on?" Que says that if not he's going to change, then fuck it. He's done. Now Robert is watching the conversation. Que says "Fix the problem and call me," and totally walks out, giving two peace signs to the air. Joe Chuck says the only problem is him.
Robert then recaps for us what just happened. Thanks Robert, but I think we just watched it. And next comes a little something that I like to call "Bob's Manifesto." Basically, "Bob's Manifesto" is a little scheme that Robert cooks up to edge out Que. He gathers all the group members (minus Que) into the studio, and he tells them that if Que wants new management, then they should let him get it. They'll all stay with Joe Chuck, and Que will naturally get divided from the group. That way, it will truly be 4 vs. 1, and all the garbage will fall on Que. Robert explains that Que is like a cancer, and if he's not cut out, then the cancer will spread. Everyone listens to "Bob's Manifesto" with bated breath, and then, dramatically, the screen fades to grey.
Robert gets Que from wherever he's hiding and takes him back into the studio for a meeting. Robert makes an announcement saying that they all respect and support Que, so if he wants to get new management, then go for it. Que asks if that means they want him to leave Day26. Robert says, No, he can get another manager as long as it doesn't interfere with the group. Que says he doesn't want a new manager, he just wants honesty. Then he accuses Brian of playing him for the cameras. He says he doesn't have a problem with anyone but Brian.
Brian jumps up and shrieks like a monkey. He says that everyone was texting him to get to the studio, and they were late. Que says they weren't late. So Brian poses a question: They were supposed to get there at 8, but what time did they actually make it? (Just another preview of the "Day 25 + 1 = Day26" math special!) Que changes the subject and says something about calling a spade a spade. Then he takes off his scarf, so we know he means business. Then there is a huge scuffle. Everyone is holding everyone back. I don't know what's going on. I guess they actually hit each other, but I couldn't tell. It just looks like a big mess, and my neuron transmitters are firing rapidly enough for me to be able to keep up.
But now for the strange, random, awkward, bizarre part: Robert screeeeeeams, "WE AIN'T DANITY KANE, YOU BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKERS!" He dramatically takes off his coat and challenges people to fight him. I am super confused because I don't understand why he just did that or whether or not he's serious. Everyone suppresses Brian and pushes him into the corner. He almost breaks free a couple times. Then Robert starts yelling that Brian hurt his feelings the most. I continue to be further confused. I look at my cat. My cat is also clueless. Brian gets ushered out, and Robert breaks down into weepy, sobbing tears and leaves. Tearfully, he walks down the street alone.
In the studio, Que is rehashing the conflict to Joe Chuck. In the parking lot, Brian is rehashing the conflict to Will. They both have similar themes about lacking respect and wanting to kick ass. And bitchassness. Joe Chuck tells Que that if he doesn't get control of himself, then bad stuff WILL happen! WILL happen? Or already has!? Basically: Get off the dope, motherplucker! If anyone still doesn't think that Que is on drugs, then I'd like a three-page, five-paragraph persuasive essay explaining why. Because it's so painfully obvious that it almost hurts to watch.
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Comments (9)
Luv ya MandaMo, I think your the only 1 who actually does recaps of this show. Hate to break it to ya, but Que is in fact still in the group. Their new video "Imma Put on Her" just aired like a week ago & Que's in it. I wish someone would "Put a Ass Whipping" on Que - Will, I'm talking 2 u!!!
Maybe Dawn's not supporting Que's behavior but she really isn't saying anything about it. It seems like she's just letting Que do all this shit and then next week she's telling Que to fight to stay in the group. Dawn, how about u tell Que to stop taking drugs & stop fighting all ur group members & fighting ur manager. Only Que would pick fights with his manager.
I'm guessing all of Que's issues(drugs) is resolved by now and of course their never going to say it was because of drugs, their just going to blame it on Que's homelife. I'm anxious to see what's going to happen with Danity Kane, although probably nothing.
1 of 9 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 9, 2009 1:54 PM
Even with all the drama and fights this show manages to bore me to tears. Let's face it, they are not the Temptations or Boyz II Men. They will be lucky to get one more CD out of P-Shitty and I would be shocked if Bad Boy has a 401K plan with a 6% match. Might I suggest they all quit the group and got to a technical school where they can learn a trade
2 of 9 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on April 9, 2009 2:25 PM
Okay, this comment has absolutely nothing to do with the recap, but I just wanted to say: Every time I read "Que" I think "que" (as in "what" in Spanish) and I have to catch myself b/c the sentence doesn't make sense. This happens to me every time! Why don't they just call him "Q"? His name doesn't even have a "u" in it....sorry for the ramble, back to reading the recap!
3 of 9 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on April 9, 2009 7:46 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! This recap was sooo funny!
1) I never knew what the DMC stood for in Run DMC! Thank you!
2) I TOTALLY thought of the SNL skit when Que was yelling "FIX IT!" And what's with him threatening to FIRE Joe Chuck! "You were HIRED!" RUDE! Nobody called him out, but then, what would have been the point. He would have just accused them of being jealous of his unilateral power to fire management.
3) I too wonder how Dawn supports his bipolar behavior. She's the one whispering in his ear telling him to fight for his dream all the time. Maybe, in his mind, this is what he's doing?! She must really also believe that the others are against Que. I think she's bringing in her own issues and projecting them onto Que. She's like Yoko Ono #2!
4 of 9 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on April 9, 2009 8:08 PM
Last one! Promise! I forgot to say I LAUGHED OUT LOUD at Robert's bizarre declaration, "WE AIN'T DANITY KANE YOU BITCH*SS MOTHERF*CKERS!" That was just so unexpectedly random. HILARIOUS! They are really afraid of the curse!
5 of 9 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on April 9, 2009 8:38 PM
Spoiler Alert:
MandaMo, P Shitty's punishment wasn't very severe. This week, he put Que in....gasp...time out.
REALLY. He really said Que needed a "time out". I have no words.
6 of 9 | Posted by sororsalsa | Posted on April 9, 2009 9:25 PM
thatswhatshesaid, lol about his name. Yeah I don't know why they spell out his name "Que" instead of just "Q" - It wouldn't make a difference cause that's not real name anyway but why does it have to be Que, I don't get it - That's adding to the list of things about Que I don't get.
sororsalsa, yeah that timeout was bs. All Que gets is a timeout - the dude has been messing up the group for like weeks now and that's all he gets. If that was "Orangebrey" Diddy would've been ready to whip some ass.
7 of 9 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 10, 2009 1:15 AM
Howdy All! Great recap Mandy Mo. I'm just shaking my head. There are a couple of things that I would LOVE to see happen:
1. Que gets his ass kicked.
2. He gets put out of the group.
3. Dawn disappears.
I hope the last couple of episodes don't hurt their records sales. I understand the business side of it where often a "scandal" of some sort happens right before a release. That mentality does have another side - it could turn people off and they not by the record.
I will buy the cd next week. I loved all of the demo songs (although some didn't make the cut). Did anyone notice the track listing that had a song entitled "Bipolar"? HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!!!!
8 of 9 | Posted by mspattie | Posted on April 10, 2009 3:58 AM
Yeah, I saw the whole "time out" thing. LAME! I'll try to recap it this weekend and actually get it up early for once!
Love you all and all your comments!!
9 of 9 | Posted by MandaMo | Posted on April 10, 2009 7:26 AM