Que walks into Dawn's room and finds her crying on the bed. She is reluctant to say what's wrong. After exactly 2.7 seconds of prodding, she finally says that Diddy fired Aundrea. Dawn says that IF Diddy continues DK, then she'll be in it, but that's no guarantee. She's alone but she can't start over. She's still tied to the madness. Ah, yes, it's true. She is still in the band, but that is almost like the ultimate punishment. Orangebrey is working on Broadway. Shannon is home with her loving hubby. Everyone is moving up and moving on. But Dawn is tethered to Diddy's falling star. Enjoy!
All right! Enough tears! We're going on a cruise! The guys are boarding their cruise ship! Of course they are given a ridiculously nice room, with a private balcony and endless champagne. But then an alarm goes off. Because of the false alarm in London, the guys play it much cooler. They all mosey out on deck.
After lazily and half-assedly participating in a safety procedure, our guys go dance by the pool with daiquiris. Will asks if they feel weird without Que. And no one does. They all wish he could be there, but they want to have fun anyway. And let's face it: Que is against all fun.
The next morning, the guys are waking up in the middle of the ocean and gazing at all the pink houses. Brillo says, "We're gonna dock the boat and go look around." I love how he makes it sound like it's THEIR boat! I would pay to see our little Brillster throw an anchor overboard and bring that cruiseliner to a halt! Because they've hit land, it's time to go bop around Nassau and act like tourists.
Things are well! ...and then they meet the "Oh My God" girl. Oh my God, she loves them! And oh my God, she wants to hug them! And, oh my God, she is very drunk! And oh my God, she wants on their boat! And, oh my God, she wants to know if Will has a girlfriend! And, oh my God, he DOES?! Oh my God, no way! And, oh my God, she wants to know where Diddy is!? The guys smartly take this as their cue to abandon the area.
Now time for my FAVORITE! part of this episode! Brillo, Robert and Big Butter are going parasailing! And although I would really enjoy seeing Big Butter defy gravity, it turns out that's not even the comical part. First of all, the captain of the parasailing boat is hilarious! He tells the guys that if they die while parasailing, they will get their money back AND get a free t-shirt. Ba-dum-CHING! And he keeps his hilarious sign on his boat:
So Brillo goes up first, and we get some fun crotch shots, and you know I like that. But then Robert goes up, and the boat driver decides to be funny. He slows down enough to DUNK Robert in the water! The whole time Robert is making his slow descent toward the water, he is FREAKING. THE FUCK. OUT. Is Robert afraid of water, you ask? No. Is he afraid of falling, you ask? No. He's afraid of getting his new $300 sneakers wet!!! He literally screams bloody murder, but too bad! The boat driver is far too drunk to care and dunks Roberts ass right into the ocean! When he climbs back on board, his feet are soaking, but he's laughing anyway. And that's why I think Robert just might be my favorite.
That night, they go to a formal dinner at a nice restaurant. They discuss how it feels without Que. Brian says that he's enjoying it, but he feels like Que is missing. Robert says he's not that conscious of it. Will says the fun part is still fun. Then they go back to the room and pass out. But Brian stays up to call Que. Not that Que actually answers or anything. Brian seems to be the only one who really misses him. My theory: He's covering his ass for when Que watches the show back.
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Comments (4)
Will was always be my fav for u know... physical reasons but Robert's a close second but why would u wear $300 pair of shoes when ur going parasailing?
This whole To Que or not to Que business, I was just waiting for them to say Donnie why don't u dance with us. Donnie's with them all the time he probably knows all the steps. I'm always rooting for Donnie but being a solo artist on Bad Boy is bad, hell being any type of artist on Bad Boy is bad!!!
It's funny I never thought of Dawn being sad because she's stuck on Diddy's label while the others are actually relieved to be away from Bad Boy! Hell Orangebrey is making more money now than she ever did working for Diddy! I don't know what he's going to do with Dawn either - the group as a whole was more appealing than just 1 person, but we'll see! I really hope when all the girls come togethere they give their HONEST feelings about the group & Diddy!!!
1 of 4 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on April 23, 2009 2:52 PM
I read Danity Kane has inked a deal with VISA and their picture will be on VISA's new Mysplash Prepaid Card. Also, Danity Kane is currently at work on their third album called From the Ashes, so they never really broke up.
Diddy is a liah! He originally said he wasn't going to let any of them out of their contract and then on the finale (part 1) releases everyone but Dawn!
I thought it was odd Dawn was so upset about being stuck to the label since she kept whining about her future. She seemed jealous that Aundrea is now "free"; not that I blame her! Poison!! I guess misery loves company. ha! Couldn't she "quit" like Shannon did?
And YES, Aundrea has packed on the pounds or something! You'd think with all the dancing they do, she would have stayed skinny! You don't see her drinking heavily or anything, or eating a lot - nothing to really justify the weight gain. Weird.
And speaking of people chunking up, did anyone catch the A-list Awards on Bravo? Orangebrey was there and french kissed Kathy Griffin on stage. Orangebrey looked HUGE in her pink taffeta get-up. I was shocked! Girlfriend is letting it go! She needs to keep it under control for her xxx video career!
2 of 4 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on April 23, 2009 7:59 PM
First off hilarious recap but this whole season has been kinda hilarious. I couldn't not watch because every time Que tried to fight he got his butt kicked. I watched the actual finale and Danity Kane is gone.
Since the first Making the band I have watched Aundrea just expand. But with stress some eat and others fight. Poor Dawn..stuck with Diddy. I told my mom I think Diddy is losing it every time he opens the show up. He needs a time out or is it us that needs one from him?
Thanks for the recap! Can't wait to see what ya thought of the Live Finale last night.
3 of 4 | Posted by jacey2 | Posted on April 24, 2009 7:54 AM
Thanks for the spoiler Jacey2. I haven't watched the finale yet....:P
4 of 4 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on April 24, 2009 11:09 AM