After a little singing, Brillo tells Orangebrey that it's good enough to send to New York for editing. He says that she works quick. She cackles and says that she never works quick. They hug and called themselves Team Daubrey. How nice.
This week's segment of "Diddy's Fit Club" is pretty typical. Diddy sits on a bench with a footlong sandwich that looks like roastbeef. He tries a million times to take a bite of it, but he has a hard time holding it up for some reason. And then Nurse Margaret runs on screen and tackles him. We all saw that one coming, though, right?
Time for the last show on the tour! In the dressing room, Aundrea tells Dawn about how Will told her that her mom has a picture that he wants. Aundrea says that when she asked her mom about it, she told her that he wanted the picture of himself naked. Dawn says that she told Que not to follow suit. But apparently Que told Dawn that everyone screamed so it was okay. Aundrea asks what kind of scream it was because maybe it was a scream in horror. Dawn says it was funny seeing skinny Que next to Will who is like the Incredible Hulk.
Diddy enters the DK dressing room to congratulate the girls on their last show. They ask if he's going to run onstage with a platinum plaque tonight. He says no but he'll introduce them on stage. And along with Orangebrey's weird elfin ears, for the first time, I notice her weird cartoon bowtie.
Brillo starts off the show. He exposes one nipple during "Take You There," and then takes off his shirt at the end and throws it into a mob of screaming girls. Day26 performs and of course Will rips off his shirt during "Got Me Goin'," and Que follows suit again. Brian takes off his jacket but no shirt ripping. And I'm kinda surprised because from what I recall of past seasons, Brian has a really great body.
What the guys don't know is that Danity Kane has a little surprise for all the guys. Diddy comes out to introduce the girls and thank the audience. He says that if they have a dream, then they need to hold onto it and not let anybody hit them with bitchassness. Now welcome to the Dollhouse.
After performing the song "Striptease," the girls tell Brillo to come out on stage. He sits on a chair and the girls writhe all around him. We know that Brills is no rookie to being surrounded by writhing gals, yet he still manages to look stunned. He sings along and also looks like a deer in the headlights. Big Butter says that if that doesn't loosen up Brillo, then nothing will loosen him up.
But that's just the beginning. Time to bring all the guys out. The girls have Day26 sit in chairs and give them all lapdances. Orangebrey has Big Butter. Aundrea gets Willie. Shannon has Brian. Robert has D. Woods and, of course, Dawn is with Que. All the guys bite their bottom lips and can barely handle themselves. It's Big Mike's birthday, so everyone cheers for him and Orangey tries to tear his shirt off at the end. Dawn says that the boys brought the sexy, but when it comes to bringing the real sexy, the girls are on top. Big Mike gives a big thumbs up and says good job to Orangebrey.
And now the tour is officially dunzo. Diddy gathers all his minions in the dressing room and says they've really improved since New York. They had a stronger vibe and are more of a unit. Brillo is more confident. Day26 is future headliners. DK is effortless and beautiful. They all clap. Diddy says happy birthday to Mike and tells him that he can eat some birthday cake. Orangebrey smears icing on his face.
Okay now tonight's show looks bananas! It looks like there is going to be some major trouble in paradise with Danity Kane, and I've been DYING to know what it is! I've heard rumors that Orangebrey and D.Woods get kicked out of the group. I'm kinda scared about that. As annoying as Orangey is, she provides endless hours of entertainment. What would we do without her? Just watch more naked Willie and Dawn/Que sappiness? No thanks!
What have you all heard?
See ya tonight!
love, MandaMo
xoxo
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Comments (7)
Great job, MandaMo! I love that you have an awesome handle on these people's personalities... I was at a gay event this weekend in Phoenix and I saw NO LESS than THREE different people wearing a "NO BITCH ASS NESS" T-shirt...
I have heard there may have been trouble in the DK camp, but nothing firm... I'm not surprised, I'm sure that there are always going to be people wanting to get all Nicole Scherzinger and break free, then release a solo record that completely flops and then come running back into the open arms of the group, LOL.
Keep up the great work, sweetie...
love, J-Mo :)
P.S. I may be waaay off base considering that me and the military stay far, far away from each other (with good reason) but I think that "XO" might be a naval acronym that stands for "eXecutive Officer"... :)
1 of 7 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on October 7, 2008 11:54 AM
The blurring on Diddy's shirt were the first two letters of Ciroc vodka that he is hawking.
2 of 7 | Posted by esmerelda | Posted on October 7, 2008 12:14 PM
I just found this... looks like we'll have to wait until next week to get the whole story.
"All the details will be revealed in the live special on October 14th when fans get an exclusive of never before seen footage from the dramatic meeting with Diddy and Danity Kane. In the live special viewers and fans will find out if there has really been a cut and if MTV’s favorite girl group stays in-tact."
3 of 7 | Posted by pixyamiga | Posted on October 7, 2008 1:40 PM
Esmeralda:
Ah..Ciroc makes sense.
I was kinda hoping the blurred out letter on Puffy's shirt was a "B". :P
4 of 7 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 9, 2008 10:23 PM
LOL! @ "You know what would go well with this cashmere throw? Cheesecake!"
Oh the good ol' days when I used to try to catch every episode of this show.
Since I mostly started paying attention again this season through recaps, can someone catch me up to speed?
1. When did Puffy stop caring about Mike being Butterball-ish?
2. How long has Que and Dawn been going steady (awww!)?
3. Have Audrey and Brillo (oh my, what's his real name again?) knocked boots? How serious were they? Why'd they "break up"?
5 of 7 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 9, 2008 10:35 PM
Dear blahblah,
First of all, I was hoping that it was a blurred out "B" too ;)
Anyway, to answer your questions...
(1) No one really knows when Diddy stopped caring that Big Mike continued to butterball it up. It's one of Making the Band's greatest mysteries! But it does seem like Mike stopped working on his physique, and no one's mentioned it at all during this season.
(2) Dawn and Que got together about midway through last season. They had instant chemistry, but it took Dawn a little while to come around because she was a little unsure of Que's intentions. And also he's so much younger that she was worried that she'd be robbing the cradle.
(3) It's unclear about Brillo and Orange...last season they went on a date and shared an on-screen goodnight kiss. But then he took another girl on a date that SAME night, and Orangey got pissed. After that, they decided to just be "friends," but sometimes they talk about snuggling although we never see it on camera.
Whew! Hope that answers everything!
6 of 7 | Posted by mandamo | Posted on October 12, 2008 8:45 PM
Aw, shucks! I hate that I am just now getting to read this! I have to say, that I am completely honored to have been quoted in this recap!!!! And to be called a favorite - I feel so loved! Does this make me "internet famous" now? And I didn't even have to put any embarrassing pictures on Facebook to do it!
But onto the review - you are so right, this episode did seem to take forever and it contained more than it's fair share of cringe-worthy moments. I guess there really can be too much of a good thing! Thanks and next time I will be sure to read sooner!!!!!
7 of 7 | Posted by Y3KPhenom | Posted on November 7, 2008 11:35 AM