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Back in Cabo, it's time to swim with the dolphins! How could this possibly add any drama/entertainment value to the show? Because Que is terrified of fat, huge, big fish. He's afraid that the dolphin is going to eat him, and don't even get me started on how dolphins aren't actually fish. I feel like my IQ is plummeting just from watching these people today.

Dawn tries to convince Que to at least get close enough to the pool that he can watch. And finally he gets up the courage to put on a life jacket and sit at the edge of the pool. After watching everyone kiss and ride the dolphins, Que decides that they are kinda like dogs and not really that bad. Even Big Butter rides a dolphin. And, I have to admit, this scares me a little. If a dolphin is strong enough to pull that guy around the pool, then maybe it is strong enough to wrestle Que into submission and eat his face off. After some coaxing, Que pets the dolphin and tells us that he did it all for Dawn.

The sun sets, and we discover that it's Robert's birthday. Dawn heads to the bar early, so she can have a shot waiting for Robert when he arrives. And it's a big shot in a rocks glass. Our gang gives him a card that plays music, and he's really happy. He tells us that he spends as much time with DK and Day26 as he does with his family, so he feels at home and is glad they are celebrating with him. Because nothing says home like friends who will get you so trashed that you fall into a bush and then puke in your own hand.

Out of nowhere, Skeletor arrives:

For Robert's birthday, they've hired some authentic Aztec dancers to come do an exhibition. D. Woods and Robert volunteer to participate, so they have to put on the full garb and dance around. It's funny because Robert doesn't mind taking off his pants but refuses to take off his white socks. I went to San Diego for Spring Break one year in college, and my friend Dan refused to take his socks off the entire time that we were on the beach. It turned out that he hadn't clipped his toenails in a half century, and they were so long that they actually curled under. I hope that Robert isn't hiding the same, grotesque thing...but my hopes aren't set very high. Robert's bday cake comes out, and they smear the frosting all over his face. Why is this a tradition now? If anyone smeared icing on me, then I'd shoot them in the face. Cake is for EATING, not for playing.

The next morning at breakfast, Dawn eats breakfast alone because all the girls are apparently too hungover to be enticed by the sweet smells of omelets and waffles. And yet somehow all the guys are already awake and seemingly not hurting. That day, Orangebrey and D.Woods go to walk the bottom of the ocean. Orangey tells us that it will be a piece of cake but then freaks out as soon as the nautical helmet is put on her. So D.Woods puts "mind over matter" and goes first. Also worth noting, these two called themselves "Ebony and Ivory" about 449 times in this episode alone.

At night in the hotel room, Shannon tells Aundrea that they're about to celebrate their third year of DK. They both make disconcerted faces as they wonder what's next. Obviously they are both ready to grow and move on but to what. We start to see the glimmer that trouble is a'brewin'.

Now it's time to pack up, head to New York and have a meeting with Diddy. Our groups and Brillo walk into Bad Boy, and everyone's nervous. Diddy enters and greets every single one of them with a hug and kiss on the cheek. He asks how Cabo was, and Mike says he was scared of the water because he can't swim. Diddy says that needs to be fixed and that he has a Diddy swimming class. It consists of just being thrown into the deep end. And maybe Nurse Margaret chases them around the pool in a bikini.

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