Robert offers Orangella a shot of vodka to diffuse the situation, but she said that the shot will just make her want to beat "someone's" ass if she takes it. I'll give you two guesses who that "someone" is. (Hint: Their name rhymes with Grillo.) In an ass beating, my money would totally be on Orangella too. She'd be too greased up for him to really be able to hold her down, and she could kick him up the butt with one of her pointy shows.
Orangella walks over and shakes Wavy Gravy's hand before storming out. Again, Waves looks RIGHT at the camera. Oh MTV, where do you FIND these people!? She tells us that because Brills has been double dipping, he will no longer be allowed to partake in the orange sherbet that she has to offer. Dawn, Willie and Q leave with her.
Brillo then asks Robert why Q would set him up like that. Next we see sirens buzzing through New York, and I am halfway hoping that they are coming for Brillo's beaten and bloody body. But no. Just a transitional shot taking us back to Flatotel where Brillo is telling Brian that he's furious at Q.
And here is a rundown of the fight that ensues over the next 10 minutes of the show:
Q: I didn't mean any harm. It was all just a joke.
Brillo: Well, like, that is, like, the least funniest joke EVAH!
Q: Brian did it.
Brian: WHAT?!
Brillo: I can't trust you anymore.
Q: Brian did it.
Brian: Now I'm getting pissed off!
Willie: (Snore)
Brillo: Go to bed! Just stop talking!
Q: Brian did it.
Brian: STOP SAYING THAT I DID IT!!!!
Mike: Brian has an anger problem.
AAAaaaaaaand SCENE!
Mike, by the way, is wearing all black and chewing on a toothpick. And something about it looks very French to me.
And Q's hat/scarf combo looks like Jar Jar Binks:
We come back from the commercial break to a very snowy New York. Diddy says he's looking a little pale, and he's ready to go sunbathe in Miami. The boys and girls are all flown down to work in Miami, but there's a catch: they will all be living together in one big house. Orangerella who is now back to being just plain Orangebrey offers a very sad frown.
Diddy says it will be fun watching them all share one bathroom. I wish their house actually did have one bathroom. That'd be some entertainment. But I'm sure it has no less than 10 because it is a freakin' mansion. Willies tells us that he's not sure how his girl is going to deal with him living with five girls. And Mike says he hopes it's better than living with 19 dudes. In a previous life, Mike was a pauper living in a turn-of-the-century orphanage.
The house is ridiculously large. Diddy-sized, in fact. And the shower is orgy-sized for sure.
In one of the bedrooms, Orangebrey recounts the whole double dipping situation to Shannon and Aundrea who I haven't seen in years. Aundrea asks if the girl was cute and Orangerella just shoots a very telling glance. They crack up. Orangey tells us that she took her friendship with Brillo very seriously and thinks his moves were very disrespectful. I really think she is just shocked that he doesn't want her as much as she thinks he should.
Orangebrey takes Brillo out to a dock outside to chat it all out. Brillo says that he doesn't want Orangey to think he's fake because he really did feel he clicked with her. On what kind of level did they click? Who knows. He sure doesn't. But the clicking was still very real, nonetheless.
Orangey said that she wouldn't have even gone out with him if she didn't want to get to know him better because she's happy being single and doesn't want to be caught up in a messy event. I'm not sure I believe her. I think she did really want to be with him. Brillo's defense is that those were girls they'd met altogether as a group and it wasn't one-on-one. She says that he would be mad if she did that to him, and he says that he wouldn't have said a word. Orangey says that she doesn't care when he takes out other girls, but it's disrespectful when he takes out other girls. So basically, do what you want, but I'll be mad if it's not what I want.
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Comments (10)
FIRST!!! WOW! I LOVE your recaps...they make my day!
1 of 10 | Posted by lilev0519 | Posted on February 24, 2008 9:02 PM
I DON"T see the big deal. Aubrey is not his girlfriend and as she said did not want to go out with him. SO what he took another girl out. I guess I missed the memo that as a female I should be upset if a dude I went out with ONCE, takes another girl out in the same night. Sorry I wouldn't really care. Unless we pronounced undying love for each other in that same night. I think she is extremely extra. I'm so happy he didn't bend over backwards to make Aubrey feel better.
Q is a NUT, and gets on my damn nerves.
Great Recap!
2 of 10 | Posted by buttercup24 | Posted on February 25, 2008 7:16 AM
that was spectacular, esp the part
"Next, Biv walks in the studio. I really hope he's there to talk to Brillo and tell him that Orangebrey "is like poiiiisoooon"
i almost fell outta my chair. i hope everyone else sees the humor of bel biv devoe.
3 of 10 | Posted by chrispeycreme | Posted on February 25, 2008 7:23 AM
Oh please - any girl would be pissed if that happened unless they literally had zero interest in the guy. It's just rude! I totally see where Aubry was coming from and I probably would have reacted in the same way.
Oh, and btw - there is scaffolding up all over NY. They are redoing, tearing down, buildings throughout the city, so that was really sketchy or weird that there was a stretch like that. I'm still trying to figure out what restaurant they went to. The bar they went to is very touristy though.
4 of 10 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on February 25, 2008 9:12 AM
I like your recaps ok, but it seems like you'd need at least have a functioning knowledge of or interest in hip hop history and urban culture to recap it properly. "Peace, love, and hair grease," shouldn't throw you it utter confusion and grossed-outness AT ALL. Ditto with NYC scaffolding and knowing a little bit about Diddy's history of changing names over the course of his career. Still, props to posting your Halloween costume. Funny stuff.
5 of 10 | Posted by putigger | Posted on February 25, 2008 6:21 PM
Yes, I loved the halloween costume! LOL! Out of control!
And I think that pointing out all the hip-hop terms, scaffolding, etc. is just supposed to be silly and cheeky. At least that's how I read it. Good stuff!
6 of 10 | Posted by jellybean | Posted on February 25, 2008 6:38 PM
This is the funniest recap I have ever read for this show. In fact, this site is the only one that recaps Making te Band, so big thumbs up.
I don't see th big deal with Donnie taking out another girl, but to it like 15 minutes after going on a different date is just wrong, but he did it after going on a date with Aubrey, so I can't blam him.
7 of 10 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on February 26, 2008 8:33 AM
I'm sorry, but all the guys just bore me. They don't really have any passion or anything behind their singing, even after Diddy pushes them. They just seem really manufactured. They don't even seem appreciative. But I don't know, maybe after their first album, they'll really find their voices like Danity Kane did. And I am SO sick of "Exclusive" too.
And yes, Donnie and Aubrey weren't committed to each other yet or anything, but I can see how she got the wrong idea. I mean, Donnie and the girl's body language and how close they were sitting, and the fact they were separated from everyone too. That all makes it seem like it was another date, not a group thing. And unless you're in a speed dating round, going on more than one date in one night is kinda shady and messy, guy or girl.
8 of 10 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on February 26, 2008 2:45 PM
LOVE the recap ... I thought Donnie's move was seriously shows he got some BITCHASSNESS about him (ha, just had to get that in there somehow)
Can't wait til next week's recap!
9 of 10 | Posted by chelle | Posted on February 27, 2008 3:23 PM
Aubrey's the one who played herself... looking like a fool over a boy who's not even her bf. She couldn't help it tho, her ego was completely bruised.
10 of 10 | Posted by couchpotato | Posted on March 26, 2008 3:39 PM