Aubrey's Coming Out Party - 
by EdHIll
When last we left the girls of Making the Band 3 we found out that they were going to be split into two groups and singing an opening act for the Backstreet Boys. And then we saw the girls act as if getting a chance to sing in front of tens of hundreds of people at the VT County Fair was a big deal. You know what is a big deal at the VT County Fair? The onion rings. Best I ever had.
OK, so I was kidding about the VT County Fair, they are just opening up for them on their DC leg of the tour. But it’s close. Take away the onion rings and smell of manure and you can’t tell the difference. Or heck, keep the manure smell. Who knows what that loft smells like. One look at Shannon and you can just tell she's the type of girl who can leave a doozy of a twozy. But fear not dear reader. This episode we finally get what we have been waiting for. A topless Aubrey. Well, what I have been waiting for anyway.
As the show opens we see Diddy telling us that he is separating up the girls so they are in direct competition. Groups one consists of Aubrey, Denosh, Melissa Jasmine and Kelly. Group two is Andrea, Juanita, Shannon, Dawn, Dominique and Taquita. Each girl is a direct competitor to one in the other group. Aubrey and Shannon are direct competition. Denosh and Taquita are direct competition. Get it? There is a method to Diddy’s madness.
With the Miami trip now behind them its time for the girls to head back to the loft in SoHo. Camp Abu Diddy as I have christened it because Diddy stripped it bare so he could… I don’t know make them sing better or something? Anyways, as the girls walk in the door they realize that the place is back to its super luxurious Making the Band 3 Season One coolness. If the loft was a ride it would have just been pimped. Now I need to pass on a warning to those of you reading this that have not yet watched the episode. Severe screaming girl alert. You know what its like when a reality show contestant is given a prize? That’s right, the collective sound of 11 girls screaming comes blaring through my speakers. And not just one scream. A veritable crescendo of screams that increase in volume throughout every room they go through. Yes girls, it’s a couch. Its a very nice couch. Let us celebrate this by blowing out someone’s eardrums. And dancing in place. Don’t forget the dancing in place!
But that’s not all. On a table is a message from Diddy. What is a message from Diddy like? It’s kinda like Tyra mail only with more of a hip hop feel to it. It seems the girls now have a rooftop deck to relax on. And…more screams! Dance in a circle! Flail you’re arms about!
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