The Next Great One Hit Wonder is Here! - 
by EdHIll
Get ready America, because you’re lives are about to change. From now on colors will seem brighter and smells will smell sweeter. Why you ask? Because from this point on we have the next great super girl group in our midst. After all the waiting, all the drama, all the Diddy ego trips, we have finally reached the end. This is the final episode of Making the Band 3 and Diddy will make his dream of having a crappy girl band come true. And what a final episode. We get lots of crying, drama and even a cameo from a washed up supermodel. Who will make the band? Is Dominique up to the challenge? Will Aubrey and Aundrea be split up? Will Denosh’s attitude finally ruin her chances or get her into the band? Find out after the jump....
You know this is a big episode when Diddy takes the stage front and center right from the beginning. He brings the girls together to tell them something. In order to prepare for the next phase of the competition he is sending the girls home. For 3 months. And that’s just the opening of the show! Diddy so is fired up when he is introducing the episode he drops the F bomb twice in two sentences. Does that make you feel like a big man Diddy? Feel like a hotshot? Swearing to all the 12 year old girls who watch the show? For shame. For mother f’in shame.
We flash forward 3 months and see all the girls greeting each other outside the loft. Part of me was hoping that Aubrey would gain like 30 pounds in the three months that they were all off (It’s what girls normally do after I break up with them). But no, she kept herself together. Other girls however went through quite a transformation. Taquita, the funny one, went from Sideshow Bob to Mariah Carey (sans insanity) with a major makeover. As the girls are going through a big reunion photo shoot we see Taquita working it like there’s no tomorrow with her new look.
Aubrey and Aundrea on the other hand are getting a little emotional. Since their 2 year career of trying out for a reality show is now coming to a close, they are getting teary eyed at the prospect of not being picked together. Aww. Don’t worry Aundrea, there’s always Making the Band/Road Rules Challenge The Gauntlet 4 to look forward to.
Once Dawn is up to get her pictures taken the entire room is suddenly abuzz. It seems washed up aging coked out model Naomi Cambell has entered the room. Diddy has invited her to help with the girls photo shoot. This truly is a surprise. And if this was 1996 it would be quite an event. But since this is 2005, it’s really quite sad. Makes you wonder how truly cool Diddys party actually are if this is his guest list. Imagine going to the Hamptons for one of his shin digs and once you walk in the door you see Naomi Campbell. Then you turn the corner and see the band Right Said Fred. And over there it’s the guy who played Wilson from Home Improvement. From there you saunter up to the bar and notice that the only thing they have is Zima and Popov Vodka. It’s not a pretty site.
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