Where My Ladies At? - 
by EdHIll
I know, I know. This recap is late. The truth is “EdHill� is actually a team of 6 writers and 3 of them were on vacation last week so we were a little behind in catching up. Yeah that’s right, 6 writers. Hell, “J-Unit� alone is a committee of 12 writers, 2 of whom are former members of Monty Python. What you think just one man can come up with these side splittingly funny jokes and screenshots? If so I’d like to meet him. He must be the most fantastic man alive.
But enough of that, lets focus on what were all here for. The penultimate episode of Making the Band 3. Diddy is about to make his girl band. Who will it be? Will I get to see large billboards of a scantily clad Dominique? Or maybe Denosh? Just think how big her Adams apple would look like hanging from Times Square. But first things first, as the girls are opening for the Backstreet Boys in front of tens of dozens of 12 year old fans, and we finally see which girls can handle the pressure and which ones will crack. Or their voices at least.
Unfortunately this is the second episode in a row without an appearance by Diddy himself besides the obligatory opening intro. And he is sorely missed. Where are the goofy challenges, the chases in Rickshaws or carrying around the Bichon Frise named Cha Cha? Not only that this is also the second episode in a row where we don’t even get to see any eliminations. Nope, this episode is all about their performance in DC.
The show opens with the girls still trying to grapple with the reality of opening for the Backstreet Boys. A dumbstruck, and I emphasize the dumb more than the struck, Wanita says “How much bigger can we get?� Then realizing it was the Backstreet Boys they were opening for and not U2 (or even Clay Aiken now that I think about it) she then adds in after an uncomfortable pause "….of a challenge�. Nice recovery Wanita.
The two groups Diddy split them up into consists of Aubrey, Denosh, Melissa, Kelly and Jasmine. Group two is Shannon Wanita, Dominique Dawn and Aundrea. Group one decides to name themselves S.H.E.. This was after realizing that K.I.T.T. was already taken and calling themselves FEMA wouldn't send the right message. Although if you ask me it would've been perfect. Whenever I think of Making the Band the first two things that pop into my head are "incompetence" and "natural disaster". S.H.E. stand for “She Has Everything�. “We wanted to come up with something that was feminine, powerful and sexy.� says Denosh. And what screams sexy more than acronyms? I think every chick who ever worked for GLADD is a hot momma. I don't even know what that stands for and I think its hot!
No joke, this is Denosh saying the word "feminine". Some of these jokes write themselves.
The other group was much more creative. They called themselves "Chain 6". At first I smiled knowingly thinking that they must have named themselves after the 6 DNA chains of Fibrinogen that are covalently linked near their N-terminals through disulfide bonds that is part of the process of blood coagulation. But then I realized not everyone loves DNA jokes as much as I do (But if you do, I have a killer joke about polypeptides).
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