We open with Tiffany and she is hobbling around because of her injured hip. I guess you can say she’s not feeling too hip? Get it? Zing! Anyway, she’s limping back into the loft in her blue Sean Jean pajama’s, with a sullen look on her face. When the other girls start asking her what happened she tells them that they she pulled a ligament and they had to pop her hip back into place. For which I can only say “eeew�. And If I can just share with all of you, when I was in middle school I broke my collar bone and it was on that day that I made a startling discovery. I am a big freaking baby when it comes to pain. So for a girl to get her hip popped out of place, and still try and dance in front of Diddy gets mad props from me. Granted part of me is still wondering why she didn’t tell everyone to stop the music and just scream “I can’t dance Diddy because you were chasing me in a rickshaw for 6 freaking miles for no goddamn reason and it caused my goddamn hip to pop out of joint. Now stop wearing sunglasses inside it makes you look like a moron.� But she didn’t. I should be on this show, and not just so I can stare at Aubrey when she sleeps. And before you guys start saying “But EdHill, it’s a show about a girl group. Only women can be on the show.�, let me just point out to you exhibit A. Denosh. Ain’t no way that isn’t a dude.

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When the girls ask how in the world she could have her hip pop out of join from running, Tiffany explains that she was galloping like a horse. And as an example she gives us an interpretive dance with her arms that is somehow meant to indicate the actions of a galloping horse. It was very Twyla Tharpy. I was half expecting Laurie Ann to pop out of the closet and scream “Boom! Boom! Cat!�. But still, who “gallops like a horse� when they run? From what I remember a horse is a quadruped and we’re, you know, not. In fact the only thing I have in common with a horse is… well never mind.