TVgasm Recaps

Imagine my surprise when I got to the end of Maui Fever and saw that it was created by none other than Morgan J. Freeman. Yes, this claptrap, wannabe-Laguna piece of fluff had an Oscar winner's stamp of approval, and I couldn't be more surprised. Of course, there was no way that this could ever be possible, and the placement of that nefarious "J." in the middle of his name led me to believe we had a faker in our midst. Turns out Morgan J. Freeman is merely a TV director who's possibly most famous for his work on Dawson's Creek. Nevertheless, that's not going to stop me from renaming this show the entirely more amusing title of Morgan Freeman's Maui Fever. Has a nice ring to it, yes?