George's Home. George is twitching away and making a mustard sandwich. Ooh, no one told me this guy could cook. What a catch. Lina calls from the airport and wants to know if George wants to pick her up. There is only one acceptable answer but George doesn't know what that is. He tries to demonstrate testicular ownership by asking if she's back from her bullshit trip and telling her he's torn between missing her and never wanting to talk to her again. Fail. The only one here with any balls is Lina and they're enormous because she demands that he get his ass in a car and pick her up after she spent a weekend on a yacht in St. Barts after telling him that she was going to New York for work. Although his face registers shock, George hikes up his white sweatpants (unfortunate for so many reasons), tucks in his penis and goes out to retrieve his crazy lady.

George's Car. Georgina is driving Lina home and telling her how upset he was that she lied and that she crushed him. Lina taunts, "You want to seriously fight? Bring it on. Bring it on." Hold on, crazy. Weren't you the one who lied about what land mass you were traveling to and for what reason? Even though George is a total pussy, he's entitled to be pissed here. So why is she angry? She's angry because he's angry. Ah, now it makes total sense.

Lina compounds the lie by telling George that her primary income is working for a real estate company and that she's an independent contractor which means she has to be available at a moment's notice. If by "independent contractor" she means stripper/hooker, then we're finally moving in the right direction with this honesty thing.

She then flips the whole thing on George and says that if he would control his emotions then she wouldn't have to lie. Anyway, it wasn't even a lie. It was an innocent lie. Holy crap! Her logic is making my head spin. By the way, is that a new scar on her face? Since I can't find the episode online, I can't find a good photo but it kind of looks like this:

Did she get that while "working"? Or did George punch her in the head off camera? Not that I condone violence, but if that turns out to the be the case, I would be more than happy to stop with the vagina jokes.

So Lina says she's sorry but it's one of those "I'm sorry you think I did something wrong" sort of non-apologies but Georgina laps it up. He says she looks nice (for a hooker) and is glad to have her back (but can you please complete a seven-day course of antibiotics before we have sex again). Lina responds with the touching "Jesus uptight ass!" and Georgina falls in love all over again.

Dog Park. Non-queen MC is walking his teeny, tiny poodle at the dog park when two enormous dogs show up walking Kat. She has no control over these animals which I imagine is a very uncomfortable feeling for her. One of them takes a huge dump and we spend too much time focusing on canine defecation. So typical of the Miami social elite, isn't it?

Rubbing salt in the wound that is MC's dating life, Kat reminds him that his trainer is totally off the market and has been for awhile but that MC was just blinded. MC's excuse is that they were working out closely and it was just this weird, fake and dirty world he created. (Oh, what I wouldn't do for a weird, fake and dirty world every Tuesday at 10! Instead we get weird, fake and vapid. Dirty might make it interesting.)

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