Trust Fund goes over to Stinky Pierre's house. Trust Fund looks really stupid and unprofessional, with some dumbass white headband. And take off your damn glasses when you're inside! It's called courtesy! Pierre asks, "Is there any Halloween party I'm not aware of?" And because he's French and an asshole (six and half dozen, really), he says, "Or gay pride?" Shut up, Frenchy. Trust Fund says the power and water were shut off at his house, so he put on gym clothes. What the hell kind of logic is that? Of the two offers, one is all cash, the other is payment over 3 years directly to Pierre. Trust Fund says that he should take the all cash offer, and Pierre says that he doesn't usually take advice from people dressed like Trust Fund. He has a point, which is validated further when Trust Fund raises his arm and we see a giant pit stain.
Um, Josh? It doesn't take any electricity to rub a stick of Teen Spirit under your armpit. Just sayin.
Stinky Pierre mumbles some crap, and Trust Fund says he'll be listed on the house stuff, but won't do any of the negotiation. He'll still get his commission, though. So why is he whining? Oh yeah - because he's rich and lonely. Oh so lonely. Trust Fund tells Pierre that they should each negotiate separately and then see who comes up with the better offer. Pierre says non, non mon petit douchebag. Pierre says in French, "This idiot thinks he's going to negotiate the house for me? He thinks he's smarter than me? He's so wrong." Who says the French are arrogant assholes? Also, there were subtitles. I was Co-President of my high school French Club, but I'm not THAT good. I don't know why Stinky Pierre doesn't just say au revoir to Trust Fund, but I'm willing to be it's because he likes to bully people. Man, Reuben is going to need years of therapy. Trust Fund says that he's glad he gets a commission, but he wants to do his job to "earn" it. Awww, someone learned a new word today, didn't he! Trust Fund then says that maybe this isn't the right job for him. Man, this kid is hella depressed in this episode. Ooh! I bet that explains the no shower and the gym clothes. Power and water off, my ass. In all seriousness, I sincerely hope Josh sees a therapist, because he sounds like he could use some help, and someone to talk to.
Oh my god, this show's not over? Fine. Trust Fund finds out the next morning that negotiations fell through on Stinky Pierre's house, and he decided to take it off the market. Trust Fund says that maybe if Pierre had used him, then maybe it all would have worked out. So, no commission. Wow - 2 commissions lost in this episode. Some would call that sad. I would call that justice. Trust Fund reads aloud in the paper about how Cuttino's house is off the market. This makes Trust Fund happy. Apres moi, le deluge!
Chad drives around town. He voiceover that life is good now that Victoria's back, which makes the loss of his commission almost okay. Oh, excuse me - "okeh." Cuttino calls and says that the house is ripped up, but as soon as it's cleaned up, Chad can list it.
Madison sold the house to Big Daddy and Little Richie. Madison seems really stoned in his interviews in the episode. Everyone bullshits about how nice the day is and how nice the house is. Oh, thank god - it's over!
I just thought this would be worth one more pic.
Next Week on Million Dollar Listing: I have no idea, because apparently Amazon Unbox doesn't do promos for the next week. Rest assured that people will buy and sell houses. Yeah, that's not tension you're feeling. It's just gas.
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Comments (9)
It doesn't matter how much money Big Daddy spends on that house because... it's going to smell like beer eventually anyway. Yay Mitchell!!
Loved the recap.
1 of 9 | Posted by kizarny | Posted on September 8, 2008 2:57 PM
I stopped watching this steaming pile of crap a couple of weeks ago, but I want to thank you for taking one for the team. Your recaps are always hilarious!
P.S. Next week please include some pictures of Madison (preferably naked, if possible). Thanks!!
h4b
2 of 9 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on September 8, 2008 4:47 PM
Interestingly enough, I just got into it during a marathon over the weekend - and I don't do reality (PR & TC notwithstanding).
Honestly, Pierre's as big a douche as Trust Fund. But he had a point of not doing business with someone dressed like that.
And something tells me Trust Fund was expecting someone in his room during the party that he didn't want the camera to see. Maybe the guy he got caught & arrested with doing something in the backseat of a car back in May. Hence the wine, the candles, the cake, the state of UNDRESS.
3 of 9 | Posted by hutchlover | Posted on September 8, 2008 7:16 PM
I honestly think that Stinky Pierre decided that since his son was such a 'star' and got both offers himself ,that there was no reason to share commission with Trust Fund. Most likely there even were no offers, since they would not let TF see the papers or learn the details. The Stinker just used it as an excuse to cancel the deal with TF, and take the house off the market, so he can put it back on under his sons sole realtorship, and save on commission (yeah, I think that is exactly the kind of dick he is).
4 of 9 | Posted by renata | Posted on September 8, 2008 8:14 PM
hutchlover - what is this about Trustie getting arrested for some kind of George Michael thing? What's up with that? I'd heard of him getting into trouble for stealing art works, but yours sounds more intriguing.
Dish!
5 of 9 | Posted by hypnotoad | Posted on September 9, 2008 10:52 AM
hypno- He was arrested in July for the art theft (which BTW turns out did occur, but they were fakes and the owners didn't want it out that the works were fake, hence the dropped charges).
In May he got arrested on a public lewdness charge for "misbehaving" on a public street in a car with another guy.
6 of 9 | Posted by hutchlover | Posted on September 9, 2008 6:30 PM
trying again. if it posts twice, I apologize.
Josh was arrested in July for theft - which did occur, but the items stolen were fake, and the owners didn't want that to get out. Hence the dropping of the charges.
In May he was arrested for public lewdness in a car with another guy on a public street.
7 of 9 | Posted by hutchlover | Posted on September 9, 2008 6:32 PM
I don't usually watch TV but lord have mercy....I somehow managed to get sucked into 3 back to back episodes of this mindless diarrhea. Help me quick before my IQ plummets to double digits. From now on, I'll stick to your blogs. They're far more superior.
8 of 9 | Posted by neversleeps | Posted on September 9, 2008 9:28 PM
Trust Fund looks like a lesbian in man drag.
9 of 9 | Posted by susie | Posted on September 10, 2008 6:27 AM