Halloween brings out all sorts of scary sights, but none as scary as Bobby Trendy wearing assless chaps. Yes, the erstwhile scene stealer from The Anna Nicole Smith Show hit the town Sunday night to celebrate with about a hundred thousand other Los Angelenos at the annual West Hollywood Carnivale. We here at TVgasm were fortunate enough to gain access to the event VIP tent where we were able to mix free booze and people watching with elitism - a fantastic combo. Lo and behold, in walked Bobby Trendy, dressed like a king (insert queen joke here) with a shiny purple costume and a billowing black cape. As I watched this flamboyant piece of reality shrapnel galavant around the party, I started to mentally piece something together. Reality star + new digital camera = TVgasm gold? (Well, it was only Bobby Trendy, so gold might be a major overstatement). Anyway, I busted out said camera while Bobby was doing some little dance move and took a quick shot. Here's the thing though. My camera has a two second delay, and in that time, some random guy swooped up Bobby, causing the cape to billow up and reveal the dreaded assless portion of the costume. We felt it only necessary to share this disturbing (and potentially not safe for work - there is buttock) image of Bobby. Click here for the uncensored version.

Some of you might say "I can't see all of his face in this picture. How do I know it's him?" Well, let me put it this way: why on earth would I ever go out of my way to orchestrate a fake Bobby Trendy photo? Just trust me. It's real. And it's awful.