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It's official. Chaotic stars Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have finally become parents. The poptart gave birth to a baby boy this afternoon, thus ushering in yet another paycheck for some lucky therapist fifteen years from now. Technically, this is K-Fed's third child, or fourth if you count his beloved do-rag.
More information here.
Comments
Quick! Someone get the word to Janelle! heheheheh
ha!
Posted by: ha! | September 14, 2005 2:37 PM(#1 of 13)
the best part of that link has to be britney's description of her new fragrance:
In a note to fans, the singer described Fantasy Britney Spears as a "completely magical" blend of "enchanting scents and flavors," with "a hint of cupcakes."
Posted by: copygodd | September 14, 2005 2:49 PM(#2 of 13)
Certainly the baby can't be healthy, especially when Britney was doing stuff like this (http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britneysbelly.jpg) whilst carrying said child.
Posted by: Papercuts! | September 14, 2005 2:49 PM(#3 of 13)
Name? What stupid name will these stupid celebrities name this poor baby boy?!
Posted by: Bevin | September 14, 2005 2:50 PM(#4 of 13)
Something I just read -- they are considering naming their spawn after the place where their "love blossomed" -- London.
Posted by: ummmok | September 14, 2005 3:19 PM(#5 of 13)
I heard that this was just a rumor, no?
Posted by: LyrikalJuse | September 14, 2005 3:30 PM(#6 of 13)
Papercuts- thankyou!! I feel a little bad at laughing at the pic for that poor damn baby's sake, but I had the best laugh since Monday night when I saw that red-headed kid on laguna beach. THANKS!!! :D
Posted by: love the gasm....O O O !!! | September 14, 2005 3:33 PM(#7 of 13)
Not to defend Britney, but that picture of her smoking while pregnant is obviously Photoshop, and quite a bad one at that.
Posted by: J-Unit | September 14, 2005 3:54 PM(#8 of 13)
That wasn't nine months was it? Blood test, please.
Posted by: joslyn | September 14, 2005 6:43 PM(#9 of 13)
According to the latest reports the devils spawn is named:
Preston Michael Spears Federline
or P.M.S. --- F for short
Posted by: Retroqueen | September 14, 2005 8:26 PM(#10 of 13)
"a hint of cupcakes".
THat is insanely funny. Nothing smells like Britney more than pastry cakes. THey were originally go with waffles but Elizabeth Taylors "White Diamonds" already cornered that market.
MAybe Aguilera can cone out with her own and it will have a "hint of crotch rot".
Posted by: EdHill | September 15, 2005 6:09 AM(#11 of 13)
no im hearing it Sean Preston-- much better i think. Hey at least it's not Phinneaus or coco
Posted by: who said that? | September 15, 2005 7:08 PM(#12 of 13)
Where their "love blossomed"??? That can't be right, because the name would be, "Backseat Spears Federline" or "behind Shar's back Federline..."
I really like the quote on the 'newsarticle':
"...Spears has helped husband Kevin Federline multiply and replenish the earth." Replenish??? What was missing?
Posted by: Fuzzbait | September 17, 2005 1:58 AM(#13 of 13)