Wonder what the name will be....my money is on Shar if its a girl, that would be precious!

Great, nothing sexier than a single mom....ooops the Gasmini has had another Vision!

kevin sure likes to spread his seed around.

I Kelly Britney! I wonder where they're gonna register for the baby shower...whitetrashRus, or maybe at truck stops across the nation? Maybe they'll name the baby Brevin or Kitney? Or maybe Cheetos, or Lil' Pimp? This so beats Whitney's "crack is whack" and Mariah's meltdown. Brit Brit for president!

Well I guess since he thinks he'll be the next Eminem (hold on, I need a few moments to stop laughing).........................maybe he'll actually support this child. So long as he doesn't leave the Mrs. for a bigger star when she's 7 months pregnant.

I know the contest is already over, but how about "Baby, one more momma"

The horror! The horror! Please excuse me while I go bleach my brain to get this vile information out of it...

do you think they push the beer cans off the bed before they do it?

i'm going to make a pre-emptive call to child protective serices now.....

NBC should use this as free publicity for their mini-series "Revelations"-- the birth of the AntiChrist is here!

I may be a little rusty on my bible trivia...but isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?? Let's see...there's an earthquake, check. The sun turns black, I think we've had enough eclipses to qualify for that requirement, check. The moon turns blood red, well, I was down with the flu for a great deal of February, so I might have missed that, so I'll just say, check. The stars fell (Halle Berry, from Oscar winner to Catwoman, need I say more?), check. The sky rolled back as a scroll, and I have no background in meteorology, so someone get back to me on that one. And, finally, the Earth's population was terrified....Britney and Kevin spawn....yes, truly terrifying.
By the by, this post is in GOOD FUN, so all you persons of the cloth who are TVgasm addicts can leave me alone, I'm sure I'm probably WRONG on a few of those....sheesh.

That poor child...

well, at least now she'll have an excuse for having gotten so fat.

OH MY GOD!! I'm laughing so hard at the Kid Rock giving birth to vomit comment!!! That is freaking CLASSIC!!!
I just found out I'm pregnant too - maybe we could have our baby showers together or something!! Of course, I don't think all of our friends will fit in her double wide....

Theme song to Brit's & Kev's new show (tune from the Beverly Hillbillies) by Aaron Even

Come and listen to a story about girl named Brit...
Had so much dough, she didn't know what to do with
it..
Then one day she acting like a tool...
And what do you know, she married a fool...
Kevin that is...
Mr. Shar Jackson...
Well the first thing you know, she's yellin at the
press...
Tellin them to go, she likes wearing a big ol' dress
So she made a deal to get a show on tv, and they
called it white trash reality...

Barefoot pregnant style..