Great recap B-side. Will anyone be recapping the Flava Flav frightfest?

B-Side you really should consider doing the recap of this show, please, please do, every show is filled with moments like those of jeff.

I was just watching Grease yesterday thinking I kinda had a crush on Kanickie. I'm over it. Nice squishy rack though. John Travolta was even appealing to me when he was doing the "dance off" with Cha Cha. His head and body seem to have tripled in size since those days.

Kelly LeBrock is fat now too? WTF?

Why is Tempestt Bledsoe on the show? She looks pretty good. I think it should really be reserved for our tubbiest d-listers.

If you do a recap of the Flava Flav show, I will stop coming to this Web site.

Not really, but I'll be disappointed that you're helping promote the show. I really do not want anyone on the VH1 staff to suggest a fourth Flava Flav reality show.

LMAO, B-side. I don't know which is worse-the man-boobs or the salivafest! He needs to talk to Mr. Costanza and Kramer about getting a Manzier (Bro!).

I'll have to check out one of the encore presentations. According to VH1.com, it will be on at 9:00 and 11:00 EST tonight.

As a woman with fairly perky breasts myself, I must say that I am just a wee bit jealous of Jeff's knockers. Oh, wait. TMI?

I saw the meltdown. He kept saying it was Benedryl, but then he let it slip that he took muscle relaxers. Those babies will do it. The doctor once prescribed those for back spasms and half a pill sent me to lala land. Jeff looked like he took the whole friggin bottle!

Reality...I second that envy. It's like some drag queens I know--they look better in dresses than I do!
I just can't see Chastity going all lipstick, though. She seems pretty comfy being herself. And Kelly LeBrock said she liked being fat because she wasn't always the center of men's desire that way...
Yesh, yesh, yesh, that's why I am chun-kay too! Too many men hitting on me inspired me to bloat just to keep them at bay. Damn men!

I guess instead of giving out hickeys now, Kanickie can just let himself get felt up! They do look perky though, so I agree with the other ladies.

After watching this episode it really made me question all that time I spent staring at the Knickie posters on my bedroom wall.

Oh my God! Does he have some sort of hormonal imbalance? Those are not man boobs, those (minus the hair) are boob boobs!

If only he had said, "Being on Taxi and Grease is a 30 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY" But, he signed on for drug dependence, which is a 70 ZILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY instead.
Kenickie, Kenickie....where art thou?

I have taken Benadryl and Muscle relaxers... I am certain those weren't the drugs in question here. More like Oxycontin, Percocet or Vicodin. Your not fooling me, buddy.

OH MY GOD- WHAT WAS THAT?
I am sitting here reading comments- and all of a sudden somebody is telling me to "say something!!! WHAAAT??"
Nice touch, guys- freaked the hell out of me!

Finally, you guys have caught up to this show. 2 seasons 2 late but keep recapping. Best Damn Celebreality Crap EVAH.

If you photoshopped the chest hair out, that would be a nice set of boobies. They are quite perky.

oh, scary show. scary scary show.

I'm w/ Tink- we need a Flav recap. If they enjoyed the Jeff debacle- oooh the trash on Flav would be a DELIGHT!

Is the Benadryl-Soma cocktail taken intravenously or through the nose? derder? EdHill? Actually, never mind EdHill. I fear you mix it all with Pop Rocks to make an effervescent suppository and that I can not handle knowing right now. Also, derder, please elaborate on comment #14. Was your computer talking to you? Or was the stuff kicking in? I will keep checking out your blog too. I, like your mom, think it's great!

LQ- that is too damned funny! And maybe I was hallucinating- (although it's been years since I have taken drugs)... but I swear to GOD- I was sitting here reading the comment section and all of a sudden "Say something- WHAAAA?" kept repeating- I am guessing the boys are playing with some sounds to possibly integrate into TVGasm. B-Side, J-Unit- Help me out here- people are gonna think I'm f'in crazy.

This is the funniest recap ever.....the pictures are killer - yes, they make me want to die.

What the hell happened to Kelly Le Brock? I can't even quote "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" any more. And Chasity - Goodness - that sweet little thing is so, so......not that sweet LITTLE thing any longer.

derder, I'd go with the Oxycontin or maybe Diloded.

Well, no comment from J-Unit or B-Side yet, so apparently I have actually stepped over the edge into the abyss. I will be checking myself in tomorrow afternoon. Talk to you all in 3-6 months. (how long do they keep you in the Nut Hut anyway)?

OMG. The gasm has just got to start recapping this show. In the first epi, Jeff was saying how he was taking his "vitamins". Yeah, right. If those are vitamins, then I am a sexy, ANTM vixen (insert your own joke here). PLEASE GASM-GODS, let's start recapping this one.

PS - Those are quite a set of man-boobs.

WOW! I used to go Ga-Ga over Kelli LeBrock back in high school (See 'Weird Science'). I was convinced that she was the perfect woman back then...Now that I'm older (and my tastes have matured somewhat) I must admit that seeing Ms. LeBrock's *perfect* butt almost made me pop my cork. The image of her wigglin' her booty when they show her stats, is enough to make me feel like a teen again!
Then I look at Bruce Vilanch and go limp as a biskit!

OMG, he is so gross. I've always like him but seeing him like this? No, thanks.

I thought definitely it must be pills the way he is slurring his words and got that nasty spit mouth. And those moobs? Ugh.

I don't think Countess, Kelly, and Tempest are very overweight at all but as actresses, they obviously feel they need to be "skinny" skinny to compete in Hollywood.

If a "hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card", then these titties from Kenickie are the whole Gold Crown Store!

I finally got around to watching this week's episode. Wow! When Jeff went into his Taxi/Grease tirade, why didn't some one go "but what about the last 25 years?" And it's nice that Kelly LeBrock gained all the weight so men wouldn't look at her as a sex symbol, because it worked. Please do regular recaps of this show!

Please, please, please, B-Side
Listen to your fans!! We need some re-caps of the Flav train wreck! It doesn't get any better/worse than this, and it won't any time soon. Some very pretty women are actually throwing themselves at this guy, B-Side, please check it out. We need you!!! Opportunites for humor abound!