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TVgasm would like to congratulate Britney and Kevin Federline, stars of the smash hit CHAOTIC on the fantastic network UPN. The photo confirms that the couple is expecting a healthy baby brontosaurus. Again, from all of us at the TVgasm home offices, congrats!

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Comments (28)

baby federline:

zing!

Preggers:

Britney sure do look liken she be enjoyin eating fer two.

callygirl:

As much as I can't stand Britney, I think her appearance when pregnant should be left alone. She's pregnant, for pity's sake. Most of us have a hard enough time with our weight and the feeling of people judging us over our looks when we're not pregnant and being watching by the media, so it's fine if she wants to let her body react normally to pregnancy instead of trying to stay small like some celeb women pay through the nose to try to do. Unless her doctor tells her she's gaining too much weight, then she's just finally acting like a normal person for once.

Jess:

I just wish it didn't feel like every single photo I see of her lately includes her eating/drinking or holding food or drink.

floopeygirl:

Ok, so I agree w/Callygirl about weight issues, but Jess is so right also ... I don't know if the photogs wait until she has food or drink in hand, but ya gotta admit it's rare to find a photo of her w/o some form of snack in hand. I know she's eating for two and all, but c'mon .. the girl is putting it away like a garbage disposal.

jen:

make that two healthy brontosauruses (or is it brontosauri? anyone know what the plural of brontosaurus is?) anyway, britney's having twins y'all.

ellen:

So this is the road to FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS-ville. I don't think she will EVER get her career back.

jack:

wah, wah, QUIT WHINING. nobody's making fun of britney for being fat--they're making fun of her because she's TACKY AND DISGUSTING. if you trot around shaking your ass like a 2 dollar whore for a living, pollute the world with utterly worthless, brain-decaying 'music', and make what is arguably the SINGLE WORST TELEVISION PROGRAM OF ALL TIME, you are fair game in my book. if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? BRITNEY SPEARS.

if you want sensitivity, join a fucking support group.

o:

i think she looks cute!

Katie:

I don't get the trend of showing off your pregnant belly, honestly. NO ONE wants to see that, ladies. NO ONE. I didn't even want to see my sister's belly when she was pregnant, much less some talentless whore's. WE GET IT! YOU"RE KNOCKED UP! GOOD FOR YOU!

bacardi:

That's gotta be an enhanced photo or something. This bitch is a hippo!

And AMEN to jack (post #8). These broads have to stop using pregnancy as an excuse for doubling their body weight. The most the baby will probably weigh at birth is 10lbs and that's a stretch, so what's your excuse for the other 90lbs you've gained during pregnancy? Give me a fucking break.

joslyn:

If she is having twins, she looks great. A bikini is not what I would have chosen to wear when I was pregnant with my daughter, but I am not a famous performer either (I hesitate to use the word "singer").

Anyway, as dumb as Britney is, let's just hope that what's in that glass is only orange juice.

ali:

Wow that is a huge belly. But yes, she is pregnant and obviously will have a huge belly. Yes, callygirl you get fat when you are pregnant.

Leah3t:

After all those pictures of her smoking and pregnant i'm just hoping that is O.J. in the glass.

Ten bucks thats a mimosa shes drinking.

bb6fan2:

Doesn't she just make you want to say "congratulations on a successful fucking!" God what a waste of oxygen....can't believe the gods allowed her to spawn!!!

callygirl:

Hey bacardi, why don't you handle pregnancy for 9 months and then make fun of women for gaining for than a few pounds! It's completely natural and healthy to gain upwards of 30 pounds. Some women even gain 50 or more while sticking to a good diet suggested by their doctor--it's just what the body does.

Ginger:

Britney's pregnant? When did that happen, and how come I haven't seen anything in the news about it? This photo's got to be a hoax.

Next thing ya know, you're going to be telling me Michael Jackson got aquitted or Tom Cruise is into Scientology.

Retroqueen:

Congrats Britney you have now reached the point where Kevin runs screaming through the hills in search of his new Bimbo

Ginger:

BTW, I think she looks great!

What do you think she'll name it/them? Gwenyth already took the best name out there, "Apple"..

Has Dillpickle been taken?

Oh yeah.. the Rugrats, nevermind.

Panic:

As a psychic, I can assure you that their names will be Dale and Dale Jr.

And they are girls...

ali:

LOL Ginger, thats funny.

Last I heard she was going to name her child Charlie because of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And thats Charlie for a boy or a girl....Charlie as a girl? Thats so 80's.

carol:

if she names her baby charlie after the movie, that is just sad. Maybe that is how she got an invite to the opening. It makes Apple atleast look original.

Charlie was actually very popular with girls back in the 20s (http://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html).

Maxmillion:

Jack -- #8 -- you are so spot on!! Yeah, and my money's on a mimosa, too.

This pair has taken the trailer trash ethos to new heights -- um -- new depths.

suebee:

Have any reports confirmed twins? I will have to say that she looks okay here. I mean, she could have stretch marks. You can't see her thighs or butt, which I am sure would have made this photo worse. I have seen worse pregnancy photos of her. I don't care for the "baring the pregnant belly" trend. Not everyone wants to see things squirming around under your skin.

Hater:

This is one classy broad. I love the nipple stars. "Yep, that's where my nips are. Just in case you didn't know."

Holly:

I'm not usually a big fan of Brittney in the career persona. However, I still think she looks beautiful. Not that it even matters. She'll be happy and keep living her life regardless of fools who make fun of pregnant women for gaining weight. And good for her. I hope I'll look that nice if I ever get pregnant. Doesn't even look like there are visible stretch marks. Go girl. Do your thing...

Cat:

oh please she's just kickin backand chillin!! I acutally had twins and being pregnant in the summer is not fun!! and when i was in the comforts of my husband, famiily and close friends I wore a bikini. it just sucks she cant just let loose and chill because a stupid paprazzi is always taking a pic of her.

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