Finally, Experience over Looks

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E!'s neverending quest to put beautiful faces at beautiful places comes to a crashing halt tonight as party girl Tara Reid takes the helm at the E! series Wild On.

I feel E! should be praised for hiring someone with experience first, and looks sec-- thir--- well she has experience. Sadly, this is going to delay production on MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER 2 and the inevitable center square appearance on Surreal Life. I have never watched Wild On, nor do I want to start now, but like all nice wrecks, I'll rubberneck for a few moments then move on.

Trivia: how old do you think Tara Reid is??

Answer after the jump....

29! Sad, just plain sad.

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Comments (11)

She use to be so pretty. She's just so worn looking now.

I think I'm going to have to skip on watching. It's not like they're going to show the drunkin, panty showin Tara parts.

katieshole:

I loved her wardrobe malfunction, when her recently implanted and scarred boob fell out of her dress at a PDiddy party. It was humiliating, and hysterical.

I think she is a walking veneral disease and believe that her picture is one of the 10 most wanted at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta. Her picture is next to J-Lo's.

When I see her on the screen (I can say free drinks in 8 languages---shut up bitch), I cringe. She just has the face you'd love to punch! Also, lets not forget her involvement in the Lizzie "I'll run you trash down in my SUV" Grubman case. She's filth!

mariana:

how old is Tara Reid? judging by her floppy breasts/implants... TOO OLD!!!!
she's only famous because she's white, blonde and blue eyed.. the usual hollywood bullshit sterotype.

JaneDoh:

Woot...I'm 34 and I look better than Tara...oh wait so does my mom...poo.

bacardi:

Her mid-section is wack.

Sandy:

Are you sure she's 29 or has she been hit with the fugly stick 29 times?

Mr.Synister:

I like Tara's end quote from her promo

"There nothing better than being on E!"

think maybe she should try less "E"
Yikes!

floopeygirl:

Ok so do you want her age in human years or in dog years? B/c she looks closer to what her age would be in dog years with all that awful plastic surgery she's had. Seriously .. and she claims that the show Wild on is now ... CLASSY.
And I'm wondering how that could be with her hosting it?!

For the record, knowing how to ask for another drink in 8 languages doesn't make anyone classy, it just makes them a multilingual drunk.

British:

I heard from a contact in LA she was drunk driving and creamed someone's truck. So she bought said victim a new truck.

But that's just heresay.

I heard her kness are saggy from all the lipo on her thighs! She kinda reminds me of a Perdue chicken. Gosh! I feel so mean! Then again, I still save my true venom for the Neo-Con Death Cult...

Muzi:

You know you are trash when Paris Hilton doesn't want to be filmed with you.

She just needs to be denied by Britney Spears..no K-Fed, to hit absolute rock bottom.

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