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Going Down Doggie Style - TVgasm

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dog091406What happens when the hunter becomes the hunted? When the cop becomes the criminal? When the mulleted becomes the mulletee? These are the questions facing Duane "Dog" Chapman now that he and associate Timothy Chapman have been locked up by the Feds for... kidnapping? Yes, in a case that seems like an unfortunate turn of events on 24, our bounty hunter hero has been arrested on charges stemming from the 2003 apprehension of Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir and serial rapist who had famously been on the lam. Apparently, when Dog found Luster in Mexico, the local authorities wanted him to turn the suspect over, but instead, Dog did the Dog thing: he kept Luster for himself. The Mexican police threw Dog and Timothy in the clink, but they posted bail and fled the country with their bounty, ignoring their court hearing altogether. Cut to three years later, and the past has finally caught up with Dog (kind of like those pesky Chinese guys who hauled off Jack at the end of the latest 24 season). No word on whether or not Duane will have to endure a savage beating in the nether regions of an oil freighter, but we're thinking he'll be out of this bind in no time. Good luck, Duane! We'll send snacks!

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It heartens me to see that Linda Weaver has a new career after that disastrous showing on The Amazing Race: Family Edition.

Oh Lizardqueen, that was so cruel and yet so cool. The resemblance is only physical as Dog is a much nicer person than Linda Weaver could ever hope to be.

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